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Truckin' and fuckin' is all I crave!
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What's for breakfast? 
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Sep 9, 2020 13:22
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this dicksucking trolley bot was a great idea
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Sep 9, 2020 14:10
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Ey! I'm YOBBIN' here! |
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Mekchu posted:You ever see goatse?
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Kaiser Schnitzel posted:this dicksucking trolley bot was a great idea 
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Sep 10, 2020 16:27
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~~nice sig~~
https://giant.gfycat.com/ThoseAcrobaticCapybara.webm |
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Kaiser Schnitzel posted:this dicksucking trolley bot was a great idea
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Sep 10, 2020 21:46
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This owns unironically
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FightClub by ChuckPalahniuk Chapter1 TYLERGETSMEajobasawaiter,afterthatTyler'spushingaguninmy mouthandsaying,thefirststeptoeternallifeisyouhavetodie.Fora longtimethough,TylerandIwerebestfriends.Peoplearealwaysasking, didIknowaboutTylerDurden. Thebarrelofthegunpressedagainstthebackofmythroat,Tylersays "Wereallywon'tdie." WithmytongueIcanfeelthesilencerholeswedrilledintothebarrelof *snip* Somebody fucked around with this message at 10:58 on Sep 12, 2020 |
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Sep 12, 2020 00:46
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Chapter5 TWOSCREENSINTOmydemotoMicrosoft,Itastebloodandhaveto startswallowing.Mybossdoesn'tknowthematerial,buthewon'tletme runthedemowithablackeyeandhalfmyfaceswollenfromthestitches insidemycheek.Thestitcheshavecomeloose,andIcanfeelthemwith mytongueagainsttheinsideofmycheek.Picturesnarledfishinglineon thebeach.Icanpicturethemastheblackstitchesonadogafterit'sbeen fixed,andIkeepswallowingblood.Mybossismakingthepresentation frommyscript,andI'mrunningthelaptopprojectorsoI'mofftooneside oftheroom,inthedark. MoreofmylipsarestickywithbloodasItrytolickthebloodoff,and *snip* Somebody fucked around with this message at 10:59 on Sep 12, 2020 |
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hapter6 ONEMORNING,THERE'Sthedeadjellyfishofausedcondomfloating inthetoilet. ThisishowTylermeetsMarla. Igetuptotakealeak,andthereagainstthesortofcavepaintingsofdirtin thetoiletbowlisthis.Youhavetowonder,whatdospermthink. This? Thisisthevaginalvault? What'shappeninghere? *snip* Somebody fucked around with this message at 11:00 on Sep 12, 2020 |
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Chapter9 MYBOSSSTANDStooclosetomydeskwithhislittlesmile,hislips togetherandstretchedthin,hiscrotchatmyelbow.Ilookupfromwriting thecoverletterforarecallcampaign.Theselettersalwaysbeginthesame way: "Thisnoticeissenttoyouinaccordancewiththerequirementsofthe NationalMotorVehicleSafetyAct.Wehavedeterminedthatadefect exists..." ThisweekIrantheliabilityformula,andforonceAtimesBtimesC *snip* Somebody fucked around with this message at 10:59 on Sep 12, 2020 |
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Sep 12, 2020 00:50
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Chapter14 MYBOSSBRINGSanothersheetofpapertomydeskandsetsitatmy elbow.Idon'tevenwearatieanymore.Mybossiswearinghisbluetie,so itmustbeaThursday.Thedoortomyboss'sofficeisalwaysclosednow, andwehaven'ttradedmorethantwowordsanydaysincehefoundthe fightclubrulesinthecopymachineandImaybeimpliedImightguthim withashotgunblast.Justmeclowningaround,again. Or,ImightcalltheCompliancepeopleattheDepartmentof Transportation.There'safrontseatmountingbracketthatneverpassed *snip* Somebody fucked around with this message at 10:59 on Sep 12, 2020 |
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Chapter19 ALLNIGHTLONG,yourthoughtsareontheair. AmIsleeping?HaveIsleptatall?Thisistheinsomnia. Trytorelaxalittlemorewitheverybreathout,butyourheart'sstillracing andyourthoughtstornadoinyourhead. Nothingworks.Notguidedmeditation. You'reinIreland. Notcountingsheep. *snip* gag edit: As much as I like the joke and admire your effort you put into this, this is way too much spam for me to go through in the morning  (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST) Somebody fucked around with this message at 11:10 on Sep 12, 2020 |
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Who's a good little poster? Yes you are, you're such a beautiful little poster, your posts are so long and dense. Good poster, just let it all out. There, there. Doesn't that feel better? *smooch* |
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God that's long I don't know how I'm ever going to finish it!
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 this username/post combo, additionally, the fight club chapters.Content: this is disturbingly horny.
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Sep 15, 2020 11:18
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Sticky it again, I'm not finished
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Sep 15, 2020 13:34
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How do you like my new sig?
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Sep 15, 2020 14:54
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Chewbecca posted:Sticky it again, I'm not finished |
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Sep 15, 2020 23:01
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sorry, it was funnier in my head
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Sep 15, 2020 23:34
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nut! nut! nut!
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Chewbecca posted:Sticky it again, I'm not finished |
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Sep 16, 2020 01:58
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Did you know you can nut to death? |
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Sep 16, 2020 01:58
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owlhawk911 posted:nut! nut! nut! |
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google THIS posted:Did you know you can nut to death? I will never stop using any excuse to post this clip!  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fwu57pivxZ4edit: dang they pixelated it. It's not even like full on anything Escape From Noise fucked around with this message at 02:15 on Sep 16, 2020
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Hi, I'm turdo and I've never done this before. |
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Hello Turdo |
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Turdo posted:Hi, I'm turdo and I've never done this before. big fan of your work, turdo
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nut posted:sorry, it was funnier in my head
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hello orbs! |
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i forgot to pick a post icon! |
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Your rap sheet really turns me on |
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Jaguars! posted:Your rap sheet really turns me on |
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