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Fabulousity
Dec 29, 2008

Number One I order you to take a number two.

Pawn 17 posted:

The first forums I designed were quite naturally perfect, they were a work of art, flawless, sublime. A triumph equaled only by their monumental failure. The inevitability of the forums doom is as apparent to me now as a consequence of the imperfection inherent in every poster, thus I redesigned them based on your post history to more accurately reflect the varying grotesqueries of your nature. However, I was again frustrated by failure. I have since come to understand that the answer eluded me because it required a lesser mind, or perhaps a mind less bound by the parameters of perfection. Thus, the answer was stumbled upon by another, an intuitive poster, initially hired to moderate certain aspects of D&D. If I am the father of the forums, she would undoubtedly be its mother. -Radium

Denial is the most predictable of all goon responses. But, rest assured, this will be the two hundredth and seventy third time we have "sold" the forums, and we have become exceedingly efficient at it.

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