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Chewbecca posted:
i've been having a lovely time with my spoonville ambassador "the chef". this morning we found a nice bush of spoonberries growing in the woods. we picked the whole thing dry. now he says he's going to make me a spoonberry pie thats "to die for" 
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Are spoonerisms common in spoonville? I'd lure shike to know!
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Sep 11, 2020 18:02
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Musluk posted:Oh, no, not the kindergarten spoons! |
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Sep 11, 2020 18:25
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DOPE FIEND KILLA G posted:i've been having a lovely time with my spoonville ambassador "the chef". this morning we found a nice bush of spoonberries growing in the woods. we picked the whole thing dry. now he says he's going to make me a spoonberry pie thats "to die for" lucky loved spoon berry pie 
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Sep 11, 2020 18:25
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Kaiser Schnitzel posted:Are spoonerisms common in spoonville? I'd lure shike to know!  Your Spoonville Ambassador is Lin. Lin is an exchange student who is joining us from Forktopia, and is participating in the Ambassador program in order to earn college credit. Lin is small, cute, and bristles with white hot fury at the slightest inconvenience! You take care now.
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Sep 11, 2020 22:50
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:Me at the Spoonville town council meeting, they have long been awaiting my well articulated, deeply considered speech for why we as Spoonville should legalize weed even more, rendering it extra-legal, super legal, judiciously legal to a point that it's so legal that people would think it no less legal than breathing air in public. They observe me crawling similar to an ant because I'm low to the earth as I stroll up to the town hall, I'm in my hub spinner, lowrider, hydraulics on mega-low as I skim off the asphalt like caramel licked off a pan brother. I waltz into the council building and I do mean waltz, my leg moves whipping and wapping out in slo-mo because I'm on that Jigglers infused with the hottest new strains that got triple threat efficacy in getting you to that ant state, the ant-mind, killer efficient and lethal at debating, using only facts, and only feelings in tandem, bound together by the wisdom of balance, I hold up my chain and give a blessing to the memory of Triple Six Mafia who ascended to heaven on that faithful third day when they overdosed on Bin Laden Weed and left this earth to reach a state of consciousness here-to-fore unknown and unexperienced by us.
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Sep 11, 2020 23:41
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 Your Spoonville Ambassador is Nina the Brave. Nina is brave in the heat of battle, will defend your honor to the death, and makes the best pancakes. I hope you're hungry!
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Sep 11, 2020 23:47
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you know i just arrived in spoonville for its famous annual “ladlefest” it’s well known for the no holds barred freedom and nudity, as well as music, sex and drugs. this was going to be my first year going and to be honest I was a little nervous being in a new place, going to a raucous festival, all alone. now that I’ve arrived and met Nina, maybe I’ll chill for a day or two before making my way out to the giant bowl in the mountains for the party. ninas pancakes have been fantastic and she knows a lot about the area and the culture. hey maybe I won’t have to go to Ladlefest alone after all. still have a week until the closing ceremonies. plenty of time to get to know spoonville AND party my handle off. you know, I’m starting to like it around here
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Sep 12, 2020 03:12
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holy poo poo Nina just literally ripped a woman’s boob off that looked at me with lustful eyes. a whole boob. and she keeps talking about these caves with giant spiders she wants to hit up for “sick loot” on the way to the party. I’m kinda scared but I hope she is talking about mushrooms
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Sep 12, 2020 03:14
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alright well Nina and I had a little chat and I think things are gonna work out just fine. what’s a little boob ripping incident amongst friends. Boob ripping aside Nina is a real smart and fun spoon. We just dropped acid at the museum of natural spoon history, we’re gonna go check out the cavespoon exhibit lol.
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Sep 12, 2020 04:06
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lol at everything may I have spoon ambass?
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Sep 13, 2020 02:39
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blaise rascal posted:lol at everything  Your Spoonville Ambassador is Honk. Honk has this name because she makes a honking noise in lieu of talking. She's surprisingly good at karaoke so expect to spend a lot of time honking your way through Cher's back catalogue!
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Sep 13, 2020 02:44
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Chewbecca posted:
fortunately i found a copy of candy land and after a game we both decided that the real winner was BYOB for having Chewbecca posting here! thank you for introducing me to my new friend o!!!
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Sep 13, 2020 09:22
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the chef tells me tonight is going to be special, because tonight he will be making ME dinner. i said spoon ambassador chef, you joker, you've made dinner every night this week how's that any different? he just laughed and walked away. sometimes i don't get his sense of humor, but i'm always excited for a good meal. i hear him sharpening his knives now 
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Sep 13, 2020 14:42
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DOPE FIEND KILLA G posted:the chef tells me tonight is going to be special, because tonight he will be making ME dinner. i said spoon ambassador chef, you joker, you've made dinner every night this week how's that any different? he just laughed and walked away. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SxI7B758XBQ |
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Sep 13, 2020 16:15
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hey yall checkin in from ladlefest with nina and its WiIiIiIild!! we found this battle arena party and nina is undefeated after nine matches! The spoons really let it all out around here. Spoonville rules! Ladlefest RULESSSSSS!! 
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Sep 13, 2020 19:36
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It appears the 4:20 all stations to Spoonville is running a little late! I've got a lot of Ambassadors waiting here with me, so don't be afraid to volunteer to meet your new best friend!
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Sep 14, 2020 10:20
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DOPE FIEND KILLA G posted:the chef tells me tonight is going to be special, because tonight he will be making ME dinner. i said spoon ambassador chef, you joker, you've made dinner every night this week how's that any different? he just laughed and walked away.
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Sep 14, 2020 16:40
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lol im in awe of how much spoons u got hello to all of spoonsville |
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Sep 14, 2020 21:56
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Khanstant posted:lol im in awe of how much spoons u got hello to all of spoonsville  Your extra special Ambassador is Princess Holly Hopkins. The Princess loves pink bubblegum, pink pineapples, and her baby pink bazooka. If she likes you she might even show you on the Spoonville shooting range!
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Sep 14, 2020 22:56
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in my favourite colors too! we'll bne great friends |
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Sep 14, 2020 22:58
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Chewbecca posted:
the princess is so relatable, truly royalty of the people
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several of the people i arrived with to spoonville have gone missing and on my late night searches i've gotten uncomfortable leers from some of the spoons... mods please rename the thread "escape from spoonville" |
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Sep 14, 2020 23:29
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What with weed being extra legal here, i may not ever leave. Ladlefest was crazy, now nina is showing me the best pools around to chill out at. Can't get over this extra legal weed. I don't think I've inhaled any regular old o2 the entire week.
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Luvcow posted:several of the people i arrived with to spoonville have gone missing and on my late night searches i've gotten uncomfortable leers from some of the spoons... the luvcow version of spoonville is a film noir setting "forget it jake, it's spoonville"
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Manifisto posted:the luvcow version of spoonville is a film noir setting in my short time during my midnight visits to the spoonville library i have reacquainted myself with the writings of h.p.lovecraft and though he was an irreconcilable racist his writings of a place called "cthuluspoonville" i have seen the timeless horrors he spoke of and the ancient evil it portended. my spoonville "ambassador" lucky has returned to me in my dreams and i see now what this place is. flee byob posters, escape from spoonville while you still can. godspeed jon glenn and the rest of us while we still can... |
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Luvcow posted:in my short time during my midnight visits to the spoonville library i have reacquainted myself with the writings of h.p.lovecraft and though he was an irreconcilable racist his writings of a place called "cthuluspoonville" i have seen the timeless horrors he spoke of and the ancient evil it portended. my spoonville "ambassador" lucky has returned to me in my dreams and i see now what this place is. flee byob posters, escape from spoonville while you still can. godspeed jon glenn and the rest of us while we still can... lol as you flee, make sure to avoid the werespoons that haunt the moors surrounding this place
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Sep 15, 2020 15:26
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Hey uh I... lost... Harry? We've been staying at a hotel right outside town. He went downtown to go pay his bar tab from last night and never came back. I went to check on him but nobody saw anyone fitting his description. Hell, nobody remembers he exists, not even his family... |
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Diane, 8:30 AM, September 15th. Entering the town of Spoonville, five miles south of the Sporkane border, twelve miles west of the state line. I’ve never seen so many Spoons in my life. As W. C. Fields would say, I’d rather be here than Forkadelphia. Fifty-four degrees on a slightly overcast day. Weatherman said rain. If you could get paid that kind of money for being wrong sixty percent of the time, it’d beat working. Mileage is seventy-nine thousand three hundred forty-five, gauge is on reserve, riding on fumes here, I’ve got to tank up when I get into town. Remind me to tell you how much that is. Lunch was, uh, six dollars and thirty-one cents at the Butterknife Inn, that’s on Highway Two near Lewis Fork. That was a tuna fish sandwich on whole wheat, slice of cherry pie, and a cup of coffee. drat good food. Diane, if you ever get up this way that cherry pie is worth a stop. Okay. Looks like I’ll be meeting up with the, ah, Sheriff Harry S. Spoonman. Shouldn’t be too hard to remember that. He’ll be at the Calspoon Memorial Hospital. I guess we’re going to go up to intensive care and take a look at that girl that crawled down the railroad tracks off the mountain. When I finish there I’ll be checking into a motel. I’m sure the sheriff will be able to recommend a clean place, reasonably priced. That’s what I need, a clean place, reasonably priced.
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Evil Bob posted:Diane, 8:30 AM, September 15th. Jinh posted:Hey uh I... lost... Harry? We've been staying at a hotel right outside town. He went downtown to go pay his bar tab from last night and never came back. I went to check on him but nobody saw anyone fitting his description. Hell, nobody remembers he exists, not even his family...
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Jinh posted:Hey uh I... lost... Harry? We've been staying at a hotel right outside town. He went downtown to go pay his bar tab from last night and never came back. I went to check on him but nobody saw anyone fitting his description. Hell, nobody remembers he exists, not even his family... Evil Bob posted:Diane, 8:30 AM, September 15th.
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Diane, I've encountered another visitor to Spoonville upon entering the town. It appears my contact Harry Spoonman has gone missing. In fact, according to the residents he never existed at all. This Jinh, however distinctly remembers seeing Harry last night at a local watering hole. I find it to be no coincidence that Harry Spoonman has disappeared. I have no doubt that this is connected to the spoon found yesterday by the river, wrapped in plastic. And the girl who crawled down the railroad tracks off the mountain. As luck would have it, upon my arrival in town I have also met a beautiful spoon named Nina. The type of spoon who makes you wish you knew a little french. She has directed me toward a nice establishment here in town called The Great Northspoon. It's clean, reasonably priced. Diane, since I've arrived in town I can't shake the feeling that I am being watched, even now in my room. After I unpack my things I will head to the cafe in the hotel for some breakfast, and some coffee. No work gets done without coffee first.
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I found Harry. He was watching me the whole time, from everywhere. What a prankster. Nothing will ever separate us again. |
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Musluk posted:Oh, no, not the kindergarten spoons!
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Diane This morning for breakfast I had Coffee, Oatmeal, and a side of fruit, the name of which escapes me. Something -Steen. It was purple, with a white flesh. This is something we will have to investigate further upon my return to the bureau headquarters. Exotic fruits aside, the breakfast was filling and the coffee was hot. Reasonably priced and well cooked. Nina's recommendation of the Great Northspoon has been all an agent can ask for in lodgings thus far. Speaking of Nina, as we sat and had breakfast we overheard that Harry had been found! It turns out that there was a slight miscommunication in the case dossier. The Sheriff I am looking for in Spoonville is not HARRY Spoonman, but his brother Frank Spoonman. I pressed Nina on the subject of why she didn't tell me Harry was not the Sheriff, she shrugged her shoulders and said she "Didn't know the guy and assumed that someone dressed like you knew what he was talking about." Nina is a resident of this area, and small as this town may be no one can be expected to know everyone. However I have a feeling in a town like Spoonville everyone has their secrets. On the same subject, I overheard some chatter from local spoons this morning at breakfast about an odd seeming occurrence that took place at the library in the past day or so. From what I understand another outsider was seen in the library hunched over a table with the extended works of H.P. Lovecraft scattered about, mumbling to themselves, suddenly cursing loudly at times, and constantly looking over their shoulder. They were last seen leaving the library with a book in their hand, and an acoustic guitar slung over their shoulder. The book was H.P. Lovecraft's "The Dunwich Horror" checked out only under the name of "Luvcow" with no further information. I need to track down this "Luvcow" and see if they are in anyway related to the girl found by the river which I have been sent here to investigate. Lastly, Nina has proven herself more than capable. She appears fearless in the face of adversity, strong, healthy, and with a cunning and wit that some of the finest agents do not possess. She is proving indispensable to me while navigating the town of Spoonville. I'll check back in soon.
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the residents of this town will not, as a rule, abide any discussion of whatever it is that weighs on their spoony hearts. at best I got only this fragment of a folk tale, which is not even in english:quote:Geir: snile med melkekjertel, denne snile er nærmest et pattedyr it seems to me unholy, abominable, on the brink of madness |
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 Your Spoonville Ambassador is Boris the Bloodthirsty. Boris the Bloodthirsty eats an unusual amount of red meat so be prepared to spend a lot of time lining up at the butchers and the farmers market. He's also a total night owl, so you're likely to spend time exploring Spoonville's nightclub scene!
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