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CirclMastr
Jul 4, 2010



Hello and welcome to this Let's Play of MLB 07: The Show. It is a baseball game for PS2 and is based on the 2007 season. It has someone from the Mets on the cover, so you know it's good!

Ah, but what is baseball, you might ask? For that, I heartily suggest reading the Let's Play of The Closer by TheMcD. He talks about baseball while following the adventures of one specific baseball player, Bobson Dugnutt, in his quest to win the World Series.

Ah, but why LP a baseball game from 2007? Because MLB 07: The Show featured the debut of a brand new game mode, called Road to the Show. In this mode, we can create a custom player and play an entire season - nay, an entire career! - strictly from the perspective of that player. Like The Closer, we will be only control one baseball player, on both offense and defense. He will go from a rookie in the minors to a major league all-star, maybe! Hopefully! Someday!

While I am allegedly proficient at this video game, I know less about baseball than other people. Fortunately, I will bring other people along, to helpfully fill the gaps in my knowledge with knowledge of their own. Or at least jokes at my expense.

Episode 1 - Spring Training part 1 featuring TheMcD and Danaru
Episode 2 - Spring Training part 2 featuring TheMcD and Danaru
Episode 3 - Spring Training part 3 featuring TheMcD and Danaru
Episode 4 - Spring Training part 4 featuring TheMcD and Danaru
Episode 5 - April 2007 part 1 featuring DiscountCleric and Miz Kriss
Episode 6 - April 2007 part 2 featuring DiscountCleric and Miz Kriss
Episode 7 - April 2007 part 3 featuring DiscountCleric and Miz Kriss
Episode 8 - April 2007 part 4 featuring DiscountCleric, FairGame, and PolarMic
Episode 9 - April 2007 part 5 featuring DiscountCleric, FairGame, and PolarMic
Episode 10 - April 2007 part 6 featuring DiscountCleric, FairGame, and PolarMic
Episode 11 - April 2007 part 7 featuring DiscountCleric, FairGame, and PolarMic
Episode 12 - May 2007 featuring TheMcD and Danaru
Episode 13 - June 2007 featuring TheMcD and Danaru
Episode 14 - July 2007 featuring TheMcD and Danaru
Episode 15 - August 2007 featuring TheMcD and Danaru
Episode 16 - April 2008 featuring bunnyofdoom and Mistywave
Episode 17 - May 2008 featuring bunnyofdoom and Mistywave
Episode 18 - June 2008 featuring bunnyofdoom, Mistywave, and Miz Kriss
Episode 19 - July 2008 featuring bunnyofdoom, Mistywave, and Miz Kriss
Episode 20 - August 2008 featuring DiscountCleric and Miz Kriss
Episode 21 - Spring Training 2009 featuring DiscountCleric and Miz Kriss
Episode 22 - April 2009 featuring DiscountCleric and Miz Kriss
Episode 23 - Spring Training with Turgid Pnurtis featuring DiscountCleric, habeasdorkus, and Miz Kriss
Episode 24 - April 2007 featuring HulkaMatt and PolarMic
Episode 25 - May 2007 featuring HulkaMatt, Miz Kriss, and PolarMic
Episode 26 - June 2007 featuring HulkaMatt, Miz Kriss, and PolarMic
Episode 27 - July 2007 featuring DiscountCleric and Miz Kriss
Episode 28 - August 2007 featuring habeasdorkus and Miz Kriss
Episode 29 - April 2008 featuring habeasdorkus and Miz Kriss
Episode 30 - May 2008 featuring habeasdorkus and Miz Kriss
Episode 31 - June 2008 featuring Danaru, DiscountCleric, and Miz Kriss
Episode 32 - July 2008 featuring Miz Kriss
Episode 33 - August 2008 featuring Miz Kriss
Episode 34 - September 2008 featuring Danaru, habeasdorkus, and Miz Kriss
Episode 35 - April 2009 featuring bunnyofdoom, Danaru, habeasdorkus, and Miz Kriss
Episode 36 - May 2009 featuring bunnyofdoom, Danaru, habeasdorkus, and Miz Kriss
Episode 37 - June 2009 featuring bunnyofdoom, Danaru, habeasdorkus, and Miz Kriss
Episode 38 - July 2009 featuring bunnyofdoom, HulkaMatt, Danaru, Miz Kriss, and The_Goog
Episode 39 - August 2009 featuring bunnyofdoom, Mistywave, Danaru, Miz Kriss, and The_Goog
Episode 40 - September 2009 featuring bunnyofdoom, Mistywave, HulkaMatt, Danaru, Miz Kriss, and The_Goog
Episode 41 - April 2010 featuring bunnyofdoom, Mistywave, Danaru, Miz Kriss, and The_Goog

CirclMastr fucked around with this message at 23:34 on Mar 17, 2021

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CirclMastr
Jul 4, 2010

Now we all know what the most important thing about baseball is, but what's the second most important thing? Statistics and records! They are so important that they've even been codified into video games, in the form of achievements! Listed below are some key achievements for Flaccid J. Pnurtis to earn, but feel free to post suggestions for new achievements to add to the list!
  • UNLOCKED - Get called up to The Show (AKA the majors)
  • Become a starter in The Show
  • Become a starting designated hitter in The Show
  • Go an entire game in the field with no fielding opportunities
  • Bunt in a run (without a sacrifice bunt)
  • Hit at least 3 foul balls in the same at-bat
  • Get thrown out on the basepaths three times in a game
  • Complete game without making contact with the ball (only walks or called third strikes)
  • Hit a home run off a knuckleball pitcher
  • Hit a home run off a knuckleball
  • gently caress the DH: Hit a home run as a pitcher
  • Hit a grand slam
  • Hit the cycle
  • Steal home plate
  • The Flaccid Special: Get picked off
  • Score a run by stealing every base in the same inning
  • UNLOCKED - Heat Arm: Throw a pitch clocked at 100mph or greater
  • Now That's a Spicy Meatball!: Throw a pitch right in the middle of the strike zone, but still get a strike
  • Deceiver: Throw nothing but balls at a batter and get them to strike out
  • UNLOCKED - Strike out the side: come in & get 3 straight strikeouts
  • Master of Illusion: Throw nothing but balls for an entire inning, and get three strikeouts
  • Immaculate Inning: strike out the side on 3 pitches each
  • Pnurtis Family Special: leg out a "sacrifice" bunt (reaching on an error counts)
  • Why Did I Bother: one pitch appearance
  • Can I Sit Down Now? aka Grumpy Joe's, Gotta Go!: three outs on three total pitches
  • Walk It Off: walk in the game-winning run
  • Fireman: When you're brought in with less than 2 outs and runners in scoring position, get out of the inning without surrendering any runs
  • Gasoline on the fire: When you're brought in with your team down less than 2 runs, surrender at least 3 runs
  • The Farnsworth Special: Come into a game, blow a save, and get the win
  • The Three True Outcomes: Have nothing but strikeouts, dingers, and walks for an entire episode
  • Reverse TOOTBLAN: Pick off a runner at any base
  • Eagle Eye: Successfully prevent 2 stolen bases in one game
  • Delay Tactics: Repeatedly throw the ball back and forth to the second baseman until you are ejected from the game
  • Get a double play on a fly out
  • Meet all contract goals
  • Smash Mouth Reference: Make it to the All-Star game
  • Win the All-Star game
  • Going Postal: Make it to the postseason
  • The Postman Always Delivers: Win a game in the postseason
  • Win the World Series
  • The Postman Always Rings Twice: Win the World Series twice
  • Win the Most Valuable Player award
  • Defeat Kevin Youkilis
  • Bangin On A Trash Can: Bean Carlos Beltran
  • Break the single-season record for home runs
  • Break the single-season record for hits
  • Break the single-season record for stolen bases
  • Break the all-time record for home runs
  • Break the all-time record for hits
  • Break the all-time record for stolen bases
  • Become the highest paid player in baseball

A Pnurtis-sized shoutout to onewordalllowercase in the YouTube comments for scanning in their copy of Flaccid J. Pnurtis's rookie card:


Pnurtis-sized thanks to oldskool for eavesdropping on Flaccid and Turgid's holiday reunion:

CirclMastr fucked around with this message at 18:17 on Jan 30, 2021

CirclMastr
Jul 4, 2010

Episode 1 - Spring Training part 1 featuring TheMcD and Danaru

The LP has to start with the creation of a custom character, and boy do my guests have creativity. Now this trundling abomination will haunt the Toronto Blue Jays for all time! Or at least for the duration of spring training.

G-Mawwwwwww
Jan 31, 2003

My LPth are Hot Garbage
Biscuit Hider
I'm so excited for this. Press X to scratch.

kw0134
Apr 19, 2003

I buy feet pics🍆

How do you gently caress up calculating batting average.

How.

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry

kw0134 posted:

How do you gently caress up calculating batting average.

How.

MULTI-BALL!!!!!

Solumin
Jan 11, 2013
Alright, The Closer was great so I'm interested now. Thanks for linking that LP, I binged it in a day.

CirclMastr
Jul 4, 2010

Episode 2 - Spring Training part 2 featuring TheMcD and Danaru

The worst thing about Pnurtis is that he's somehow NOT the worst player on the Toronto Blue Jays.

rchandra
Apr 30, 2013


Now that you can jump, I look forward to seeing the engine handle a player of Pnurtis' stature stealing back a home run.

Solumin
Jan 11, 2013
A little sad the player portrait doesn't actually look like Mr. Pnurtis.

Mr. Baps
Apr 16, 2008

Yo ho?

I had to check the video again to make sure I didn't imagine it, but the game apparently couldn't handle fitting Pnurtis into the "celebrate with the boys" animations, so he just has a default-rear end body when he rounds third after hitting his home run. You'd never know it was him if not for the number on his jersey.

biosterous
Feb 23, 2013




For several days now I've just had the name "Flaccid Pnurtis" pop into my head at random times and it's been wonderful each time

Damanation
Apr 16, 2018

Congratulations!



So do you always start as such a bad player, or is it just how our starting points were spent?

CirclMastr
Jul 4, 2010

There are good and bad ways to allocate your starting stats, but the total is still the same. Gotta have room to grow into an all-star.

Miz Kriss
Mar 17, 2009

It's only an avatar if the Cubs get swept.

CirclMastr posted:

There are good and bad ways to allocate your starting stats, but the total is still the same. Gotta have room to grow into an all-star.

and grow even wider :v:

StupidSexyMothman
Aug 9, 2010

Damanation posted:

So do you always start as such a bad player, or is it just how our starting points were spent?

:colbert: you may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.
no really with max contact, power and speed Pnurtis is technically optimized; as far as rookie development goes he has the best chance to get hits, hit for extra bases & reach hits in the outfield that slower OFs can't get to. The fact that he can't throw the ball all the way to the infield or jump high enough to save a homerun has minimal relevance to his actual development

PotatoManJack
Nov 9, 2009
Poor Pnurtis, it's hard being the little guy you know...

CirclMastr
Jul 4, 2010

Episode 3 - Spring Training part 3 featuring TheMcD and Danaru

I'm not going to sugar-coat this (because then Pnurtis would eat it) but his performance isn't entirely terrible in this episode.

The Blue Jays as a whole? That's a different story....

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

Jaxxon: Still not the stupidest thing from the expanded universe.



wikipedia posted:

An intense performer on the playing field, Youkilis was known for his scrappiness, grittiness, dirt-stained jerseys, home-plate collisions, and his strange batting stance.[3][4] He excelled despite a physique that led many observers to underestimate his athletic ability. He was called "roly-poly" by his high school coach, "pudgy" by his college coach, a "fat kid" by general manager Billy Beane, and a "thicker-bodied guy" by the Red Sox scout who recruited him.[5] As Jackie MacMullan wrote for the Boston Globe: "He does not look like an MVP candidate; more a refrigerator repairman, a butcher, the man selling hammers behind the counter at the True Value hardware store.



He really is Evil Pnurtis. We have our anime rival!

kw0134
Apr 19, 2003

I buy feet pics🍆

Flaccid impotently jumping two inches in the air at the RF wall is so hilariously sad.

Rip_Van_Winkle
Jul 21, 2011

"When life gives you ghosts, you make ghost-robots"

I think this is a philosophy we can all aspire to.

Dark Pnurt

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

kw0134 posted:

Flaccid impotently jumping two inches in the air at the RF wall is so hilariously sad.
That slomo replay was just cruel.

Solumin
Jan 11, 2013

kw0134 posted:

Flaccid impotently jumping two inches in the air at the RF wall is so hilariously sad.

That and the laziest throw to first.

And yet he's still one of the best players on the team.

kw0134
Apr 19, 2003

I buy feet pics🍆

Pnurtis will be in good company with his noodly throwing arm.

Solumin
Jan 11, 2013
At least that dude put some oomph into the throw. Just, you know, in the wrong direction.

CirclMastr
Jul 4, 2010

Y'all might want to take a gander at the second post real quick.

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

Jaxxon: Still not the stupidest thing from the expanded universe.



Awesome.

Miz Kriss
Mar 17, 2009

It's only an avatar if the Cubs get swept.
Our baby Pnurtis is now a real baseball player :allears:

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry
Buntin' and Fuckin' is his game.

Buntin' and Fuckin' is all he craves.

PotatoManJack
Nov 9, 2009
Pnurtis rookie card gonna be worth some serious money one day.

Dirt Road Junglist
Oct 8, 2010

We will be cruel
And through our cruelty
They will know who we are
:mets:

CirclMastr
Jul 4, 2010

Episode 4 - Spring Training part 4 featuring TheMcD and Danaru

Please enjoy the final part of spring training, as clearly Flaccid J. Pnurtis needs no further training.

Rip_Van_Winkle
Jul 21, 2011

"When life gives you ghosts, you make ghost-robots"

I think this is a philosophy we can all aspire to.

CirclMastr posted:

Episode 4 - Spring Training part 4 featuring TheMcD and Danaru

Please enjoy the final part of spring training, as clearly Flaccid J. Pnurtis needs no further training.

the ascendant pnurtis, of the bat logic, knower of the final shapes

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land




I really wish you made Flaccid J. Pnurtis a center fielder

that would be a treat to watch

Solumin
Jan 11, 2013
It's not too late to change, right?

I like that Flaccid is apparently the best player on the team.

kw0134
Apr 19, 2003

I buy feet pics🍆

The best player on the 2007 Blue Jays is Roy Halladay, but he doesn't really count.

CirclMastr
Jul 4, 2010

Solumin posted:

It's not too late to change, right?

I like that Flaccid is apparently the best player on the team.

It is possible to request a position change, though offhand I don't know what determines how successful the request is.

Danaru
Jun 5, 2012

何 ??
Pnurtis unhinges his jaw and swallows the coach's car whole like a snake. The position change is accepted

Flesnolk
Apr 11, 2012
So why '07 when every The Show since has had RTTS?

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CirclMastr
Jul 4, 2010

Flesnolk posted:

So why '07 when every The Show since has had RTTS?

Because 07 was the first! Also it's the one I own.

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