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Miz Kriss
Mar 17, 2009

It's only an avatar if the Cubs get swept.

CirclMastr posted:

There are good and bad ways to allocate your starting stats, but the total is still the same. Gotta have room to grow into an all-star.

and grow even wider :v:

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Miz Kriss
Mar 17, 2009

It's only an avatar if the Cubs get swept.
Our baby Pnurtis is now a real baseball player :allears:

Miz Kriss
Mar 17, 2009

It's only an avatar if the Cubs get swept.

Dirt Road Junglist posted:

The Cubs won a game last week with a walk-off hit by pitch run-in.

And the previous batter was hit by a pitch to load the bases.

Miz Kriss
Mar 17, 2009

It's only an avatar if the Cubs get swept.
I think Toronto just likes them thick

Miz Kriss
Mar 17, 2009

It's only an avatar if the Cubs get swept.
Aka where I had to look up the "Buster Posey Rule" because I forgot exactly what it was.

Miz Kriss
Mar 17, 2009

It's only an avatar if the Cubs get swept.
Let me have my dad joke, god dammit. >:(

Miz Kriss
Mar 17, 2009

It's only an avatar if the Cubs get swept.

kw0134 posted:

RIP Flaccid, Turgid will TOOTBLAN on your behalf.

Only if he stays with the National League

Miz Kriss
Mar 17, 2009

It's only an avatar if the Cubs get swept.
I saw that MLB The Show 20 is like $9 at gamestop if you want a modern Pnurtis

Miz Kriss
Mar 17, 2009

It's only an avatar if the Cubs get swept.
* gently caress the DH - Hit a HR as a pitcher
* Now That's a Spicy Meatball! - Throw a pitch right in the middle of the strike zone, but still get a strike.

Miz Kriss
Mar 17, 2009

It's only an avatar if the Cubs get swept.
Now that our boy Turgid is in the majors, he should share the Pnurtis family recipes like other Cubs players have. I got the cookbook as a Christmas present waaaay back in like 2010 or so, and I started reading it again, even though I don't really cook much anymore.




and my favorite from Ted Lilly

Miz Kriss
Mar 17, 2009

It's only an avatar if the Cubs get swept.

habeasdorkus posted:

God, that trip to Coors sucked.

Coors is fun when you’re a hitter, not fun when you’re a pitcher

Miz Kriss
Mar 17, 2009

It's only an avatar if the Cubs get swept.

habeasdorkus posted:

Neither of the pitches that ended up in the stand were particularly terrible, both were low and the hitters just went and got em.

The Javy Baez method :v:

Miz Kriss
Mar 17, 2009

It's only an avatar if the Cubs get swept.
Half of the peanut gallery signed with the Nationals while the other half were traded to the Padres for a couple lottery tickets and a tuna sandwich.

Miz Kriss
Mar 17, 2009

It's only an avatar if the Cubs get swept.
Alright now that our baby boy Turgid’s been flying through the achievements and has officially surpassed his big brother, we should have some more goals.

The Smash Mouth Reference Make it to the All Star Game
Going Postal Make it to the Postseason
The Postman Always Delivers Win a Postseason Series

Miz Kriss
Mar 17, 2009

It's only an avatar if the Cubs get swept.
Alternate Timeline Win the World Series before 2016 as the Cubs

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Miz Kriss
Mar 17, 2009

It's only an avatar if the Cubs get swept.

CirclMastr posted:

Fastball Baggins and his 111th birthday.

We need to name our next pitcher this :colbert:

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