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How did I not start watching this earlier. I love my Flaccid J. Pnurtis. (I also love the Marlins Dinger Machine, that and the in-wall aquariums were the only good thing about that pointless stadium).
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Do we have Pnurtis's stat line? At third base he's an uncanny resemblance to Deuteronomy Slims.
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Nov 6, 2020 21:24
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I love all the tootblans.
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Nov 9, 2020 04:00
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Now that's how you steal home plate! e: Twice! habeasdorkus fucked around with this message at 05:45 on Nov 20, 2020 |
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Nov 20, 2020 05:28
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At least they didn't retire him at 2999.
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Nov 27, 2020 07:22
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I'm very happy that Turgid's first spring training win came from blowing a save. The ol' Kyle Farnsworth.
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Nov 29, 2020 04:17
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* The Farnsworth Special - Come into a MLB game, blow a save, and get the win. (already accomplished in Spring Training)
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Dec 1, 2020 13:43
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* Reverse TOOTBLAN - Pick off a runner at any base. * Helping Yourself - Hit a dinger when you're the pitcher. * The Flaccid Special - Get picked off. * The Three True Outcomes - Have nothing but strikeouts, dingers, and walks for an entire episode. * Balk in a Run- I'm not even sure if balks can happen in this version, but check the menu to see if balks can be turned on! * Fireman - When you're brought in with less than 2 outs and runners in scoring position, get out of the inning without surrendering any runs. * Gasoline on the fire - When you're brought in with your team down less than 2 runs, surrender at least 3 runs. * The John Franco - With a one run lead in the 9th, load the bases without getting any outs and then get out of the jam without any runs. habeasdorkus fucked around with this message at 19:12 on Dec 2, 2020 |
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Dec 2, 2020 17:40
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Dec 15, 2020 05:07
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God, that trip to Coors sucked.
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Jan 3, 2021 03:49
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Neither of the pitches that ended up in the stand were particularly terrible, both were low and the hitters just went and got em.
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Jan 4, 2021 19:04
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This is aka the episode where we kept forgetting that we weren't eligible for achievements.
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Jan 7, 2021 06:06
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TURGID PNURTIS IS BACK IN THE BIGS!? Wait a second, no he isn't! habeasdorkus fucked around with this message at 18:48 on Jan 16, 2021 |
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Jan 16, 2021 18:45
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feel like we need a crab cake recipe at some point.
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Jan 26, 2021 19:11
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Ooof, I dunno what was up with my audio that last session. I hope that's not the same going forward. (it wasn't great the episode before that, either, but at least i wasn't completely indecipherable) e: Oh! I had forgotten! I had a dream about Turgid! He was throwing his fastball at 111 mph and I was like "wow, I didn't even know you could throw that hard." habeasdorkus fucked around with this message at 18:25 on Jan 31, 2021 |
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