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Prof. Crocodile

yes, dune takes place in jupiter, florida. hence all the spice.

# ? Sep 10, 2020 00:40

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# ? May 15, 2024 05:42

vanisher

The DPRK posted:

it's not the same jupiter - it's like how there's a vancouver in canada and a vancouver in washington state

lol

# ? Sep 10, 2020 01:01

vanisher

A Princess of Jupiter. Later adaptations would be named Dune of Jupiter, or simply Dune.

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# ? Sep 10, 2020 01:05

Finger Prince

Dune? More like Done.

# ? Sep 10, 2020 01:06

vanisher

Finger Prince posted:

Dune? More like Done.

Amazing to think that if the other brother won that fight it would have been the kingdom of Done.

# ? Sep 10, 2020 01:08

Goons Are Gifts

I always thought the worm was a reference to sex, so when dune, the guy, has rhythm, he'll get sex but I really don't know what kind of kink you have to have to bring spice into this arrangement

# ? Sep 10, 2020 01:12

nut

I thought it was weird that they chose Adam Sandler to play Dune, but when I saw that they also got him to play Worm I got it

# ? Sep 10, 2020 01:15

Goons Are Gifts

fully sexual worm with human dunes

# ? Sep 10, 2020 01:17

CLAM DOWN

i've been told that dune is the hairy worm hole

# ? Sep 10, 2020 01:17

Pragmatica

what a dune

# ? Sep 10, 2020 01:25

Goons Are Gifts

Hans Zimmer going for the orchestral pinnacle while the worm gets high in spice

# ? Sep 10, 2020 01:28

Zurtilik: The Biggest Brain in Guardia

Bettlejuice is my favorite Dune spin-off.

# ? Sep 10, 2020 01:30

vanisher

Pragmatica posted:

what a dune

Dune, the main character, was often clumsy and the other characters use his name as an insult in the later books.

# ? Sep 10, 2020 01:33

Finger Prince

Dune?

No, Dan. Dan Atreides. Head of Imperial Construction. Paul is my cousin. Well, second cousin. Pleased to meet you.

# ? Sep 10, 2020 01:50

Prof. Crocodile

nut posted:

I thought it was weird that they chose Adam Sandler to play Dune, but when I saw that they also got him to play Worm I got it

# ? Sep 10, 2020 02:39

Sally: Don't post Small Dash!

hey i heard this is the thread where we can talk about dunes

# ? Sep 10, 2020 04:14

Sally: Don't post Small Dash!

Finger Prince posted:

Dune?

No, Dan. Dan Atreides. Head of Imperial Construction. Paul is my cousin. Well, second cousin. Pleased to meet you.

i thought dune was a baron ???

# ? Sep 10, 2020 04:14

FutonForensic

Dun�

# ? Sep 10, 2020 04:51

vanisher

Duñe

# ? Sep 10, 2020 05:16

beer pal

dune quixote

https://i.imgur.com/xQxnooW.png

# ? Sep 10, 2020 05:18

Goons Are Gifts

Christopher Walken over the dunes, Christopher Riden on the worm, it's his weapon of choice

# ? Sep 10, 2020 09:32

Finger Prince

vanisher posted:

Duñe

Ďüñé

# ? Sep 10, 2020 13:46

Prurient Squid: Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.

After he saw Eraserhead, Mel Brooks hugged Lynch and called him a wonderful madman and I imagine it as being exactly like Homer kissing Hans Moleman.

# ? Sep 10, 2020 13:56

Lock: hardcore sound gets you hypah

dune is the place with the anarkists right

i have no rhythm i think i�d fit right in

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# ? Sep 10, 2020 15:20

Prurient Squid: Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.

They were just a couple of songwriters who came to Arrakis to break into show business.

# ? Sep 10, 2020 15:48

vanisher

Just thinking about Dune

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# ? Sep 12, 2020 03:44

cda: by Hand Knit

beer pal posted:

dune

# ? Sep 12, 2020 17:24

Zurtilik: The Biggest Brain in Guardia

Doon

# ? Sep 12, 2020 17:28

cda: by Hand Knit

agent: Frank baby nice to see you, so I hear you're working on something?

herbert: yeah it's a book about a desert planet, I call it Sand, because of all the sand that is in a desert

agent: what the gently caress kind of name is that, frank-o? Sounds terrible, sounds like a real stinker. Now get outta my office and dont come back until you've written something sexy

herbert: a dune is sexy sand

agent: now we're talkin!

# ? Sep 12, 2020 17:28

Prof. Crocodile

cda posted:

agent: Frank baby nice to see you, so I hear you're working on something?

herbert: yeah it's a book about a desert planet, I call it Sand, because of all the sand that is in a desert

agent: what the gently caress kind of name is that, frank-o? Sounds terrible, sounds like a real stinker. Now get outta my office and dont come back until you've written something sexy

herbert: a dune is sexy sand

agent: now we're talkin!

# ? Sep 12, 2020 18:05

Prof. Crocodile

Zurtilik posted:

Doon

i am a big fan of everything she's done, from smack the pony thru toast of london and even good omens

# ? Sep 12, 2020 18:06

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

cda posted:

agent: Frank baby nice to see you, so I hear you're working on something?

herbert: yeah it's a book about a desert planet, I call it Sand, because of all the sand that is in a desert

agent: what the gently caress kind of name is that, frank-o? Sounds terrible, sounds like a real stinker. Now get outta my office and dont come back until you've written something sexy

herbert: a dune is sexy sand

agent: now we're talkin!

a dune is sexy sand

# ? Sep 13, 2020 00:58

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

Dunesbury

# ? Sep 13, 2020 01:51

Evil Bob: 've lived a thousand times. I found out what it means to be GBS.

*i, a guild navigator take a fat rip off of my spice bong and everything begins to go 5d*

we�re settin a course for arrakis because I hear these fremen are goin nuts, the spice is better than ever, and guess what, that�s what we transport.

don�t talk to me like I can�t do the navigations. I�ve been doing these navigations since you were still huffin your mamas spice. listen I see all the stars, I see all the space rocks, I see it ALL

THEY Call me the navigator abjudicator because I�m in it baby, and here is it, and you would be in it too but you can�t keep up. I�m pullin moves, left and right, up and down. you�re still way back there ? we�re landing open he fukkin cargo bay because the spice needs to flow and ya boy gets the first hit. We�re FLYIN

# ? Sep 13, 2020 04:14

FutonForensic

it is by sports alone I set my TV to ESPN. it is by the beer of Miller that the Packers acquire touchdowns, the balls acquire piss, the piss become a bathroom break. it is by sports alone i set my piss in motion

# ? Sep 13, 2020 04:26

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

beer is the mind chiller

# ? Sep 13, 2020 05:37

Lock: hardcore sound gets you hypah

FutonForensic posted:

it is by sports alone I set my TV to ESPN. it is by the beer of Miller that the Packers acquire touchdowns, the balls acquire piss, the piss become a bathroom break. it is by sports alone i set my piss in motion

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so much love to vanisher for the winter '21 sig!

huge love to Tiny Myers for the fall '21 sig!

# ? Sep 13, 2020 09:41

alexandriao

dunes are so fricken hot adn i just like to rub tehm and feel their smooth exfoliating pleasure

# ? Sep 15, 2020 14:38

Pissed Ape Sexist

Evil Bob posted:

*i, a guild navigator take a fat rip off of my spice bong and everything begins to go 5d*

we’re settin a course for arrakis because I hear these fremen are goin nuts, the spice is better than ever, and guess what, that’s what we transport.

don’t talk to me like I can’t do the navigations. I’ve been doing these navigations since you were still huffin your mamas spice. listen I see all the stars, I see all the space rocks, I see it ALL

THEY Call me the navigator abjudicator because I’m in it baby, and here is it, and you would be in it too but you can’t keep up. I’m pullin moves, left and right, up and down. you’re still way back there ? we’re landing open he fukkin cargo bay because the spice needs to flow and ya boy gets the first hit. We’re FLYIN

Too long; dune'th read

# ? Sep 15, 2020 23:01

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# ? May 15, 2024 05:42

nut

dune pulls the mask off the ghost captain and finds out it was actually wormy zoinks

# ? Sep 15, 2020 23:18

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