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Pot Smoke Phoenix
Aug 15, 2007



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Dinosaur Gum
Anyone can participate and gently caress up a song!

Post a song, include a Youtube link, and I or someone else will defile it in the form of a hosed up parody!

Pot Smoke Phoenix fucked around with this message at 05:28 on Sep 11, 2020

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Pot Smoke Phoenix
Aug 15, 2007



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Dinosaur Gum

It's gonna be an Easter like never before
Easter Bunny ain't comin' 'round here no more

Gonna dye my pecker like an egg, like an egg
Gonna dye my pecker like an egg

I know a tattoo artist who loves him some porn
Been inkin' up people since the day he was born

Gonna dye my pecker like an egg like an egg
Gonna dye my pecker like an egg.

gently caress that Easter Bunny yeah gently caress him real hard
Santa once told me the fucker cheats at cards

Gonna dye my pecker like an egg like an egg
Gonna dye my pecker like an egg.

Tooth Fairy hates him, he rots kid's teeth
Said the Easter Bunny as a mother loving thief

Gonna dye my pecker like an egg like an egg
Gonna dye my pecker like an egg.

goode dog (solo)

I got an inked up pecker but it looks real cool
I'm even thinking about showing it to you

Gonna dye my pecker like an egg like an egg
Gonna dye my pecker like an egg.


The Easter Bunny ain't no one's chum
If you wanna be honest he's loving dumb

Gonna dye my pecker like an egg like an egg
Gonna dye my pecker like an egg.
Simon (solo)

You only live once, so off with them pants
Hell ain't for sure, it's only a chance

Gonna dye my pecker like an egg like an egg
Gonna dye my pecker like an egg.

Here comes Peter Cottontail
gently caress that guy he's a thread derail

Gonna dye my pecker like an egg like an egg
Gonna dye my pecker like an egg.

Don't fall for the Bunny's stupid stunts
The Easter Bunny is a futile hunt!

Gonna dye my pecker like an egg like an egg
Gonna dye my pecker like an egg.

The Easter Bunny really sucks
From what I've seen he's a stupid gently caress!

Gonna dye my pecker like an egg like an egg
Gonna dye my pecker like an egg.

Everybody solo
It's gonna be an Easter like never before
The Easter Bunny ain't comin' here no more

Gonna dye my pecker like an egg like an egg
Gonna dye my pecker like a motherfuckin' egg.

I'm gonna dye my pecker
Dye my pecker
Dye my pecker
Dye my pecker
Gonna dye my pecker to my leg.

Pot Smoke Phoenix fucked around with this message at 06:39 on Sep 11, 2020

Pot Smoke Phoenix
Aug 15, 2007



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Dinosaur Gum

On the early internet
In cyberspace somewhere
There started a forum
And everybody there
Can start up a new thread
Where anybody posts
There's so many topics
Which do you like the most?
There's of course GBS
FYAD as well
You can even post your favorite
BYOB is swell!
Games is there for the players
Or you can discuss and debate
Ask & Tell the naysayers
Or Hardware and software hate

Someone was inspecting their gadgets,
I thought I heard them say
Welcome to the Something Awful forums!
Such a lovely place (such a lovely place)
Such a lovely face
Plenty of room at the SomethingAwful forums!
Any time of year (any time of year)
You can find it here

Some forums are definitely twisted,
Such as "You Look Like poo poo"
But then there's the Great Outdoors,
You can go and get with it.
Goons With Spoons have a banquet
There's Automotive Insanity
Do It Yourself if you have the talent
How about that Heavy Petting?

TFR in the distance
Thunder in the air
The Crackhead Clubhouse
Happy shiny people are there.
Some post to remember
Some post to forget
So I bumped up an old post
"Does this weed here look fine?
We haven't smoked any of that here since 1969"


And still those posters are calling from far away
Wake you up in the middle of the night
Just to hear them say,

"Welcome to the SomethingAwful forums!"
Such a lovely place (such a lovely place)
Such a lovely face
They livin' it up at the SomethingAwful forums!
What a nice sig file! (what a nice sig file)
Bring your avatars!
Mirrors on the ceiling
The pink champagne on ice
And she said, "We are all just prisoners here of our own device"

And in the toxic waste chamber
Posts rotted and were ceased
They ended up getting dumped down there
For being so diseased.
They won't be remembered
Won't be seen no more-
The Reverse Gas Chamber challenge
Can bring them back where they were before.
Relax and just post here!
I don't seek to deceive,
You can log off any time you like,
but you can never leave!

Pot Smoke Phoenix
Aug 15, 2007



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Dinosaur Gum

Snowy posted:

Hey you missed one :colbert:

I never promised to do them in order, or to do all of them :twisted: I'm still strewing it over. It deserves respect


BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:

Ha! The Major General song is completely immune to parody!

That may be.

Or it may not be.

It remains to be seen!



:tipshat:

More to come!

Keep those requests coming, and feel free to participate, everyone!

Pot Smoke Phoenix
Aug 15, 2007



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Dinosaur Gum
I did this for someone earlier today so I decided to include it here.

The theme was "wouldn't you rather have bacon than to have to vote?"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RSZca1Q9IWA


Bacon, bacon, hold it a little while
There isn't any more breakfast coming
The bacon is really piled.
The candidates are sucky
Why are they so old?
I wonder who will win
According to the latest poll?
What candidate leads ahead, according to the latest poll?
I can't ask this enough, why are they so old?
Of all the people we could have picked...
According to that latest poll.
Bacon, bacon, hold it a little while
I think I see some more coming
Throw it on top of the pile!
The candidates are aged,
Did I mention they were really old?
I wonder if it really matters
According to the latest poll?
I sound like a broken record
The candidates are old-
Things don't really sound that good
According to the latest poll
Yes, according to the latest poll
Bacon, bacon you really are my style
I think I see more bacon coming
To throw on my bacon pile
Server, I implore you, you have to understand-
I'd rather have a plate of bacon
Than to have to vote for this man
I don't want him
I don't wanna vote for this man, man
Bacon, bacon, upon my face a smile
I'd rather have bacon than to have to vote
Gimmee my bacon pile, pile, pile
Oh, yes, I could have a full breakfast
I could have it served hot or cold
She brought my coffee it was boiling hot
While I'm waiting for the latest poll, poll, poll, poll
My waitress brought me bacon
It really warmed my soul
But now I laugh and eat so hard
As I see the latest exit polls, yeah
But now I laugh and eat so hard
After seeing all the latest polls, polls, polls
Laughing at the latest polls
Laughing at the latest polls
Laughing at the latest polls
Laughing at the latest polls, polls, polls, polls, polls

Pot Smoke Phoenix
Aug 15, 2007



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Dinosaur Gum

extra row of teeth posted:

Drumming up a parody now, give my rotting old brain a sec

:peanut:

Pot Smoke Phoenix
Aug 15, 2007



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Dinosaur Gum

extra row of teeth posted:

Eye of the Tiger parody:

This came out a little dark, whoops... :shrug:

Spine of the Liar

Rising up, back on my feet
Stole from goons, filled my belly
Bought a new car and I’m not gonna stop
Just a man, and his will, to beat wives

So many times, it happens too fast
You trade your passion for ego
Don’t lose your grip, on the throat of your girl
You must fight, it’s her fault! Make her cry!

It’s the, eye of the liar
It’s the thrill of abuse
Throwing hands, at our helpless weaker rivals
And the last known survivor tries to hide on the net
While he’s scamming us all with the spiiiine
Of the Liar

:discourse:

Pot Smoke Phoenix
Aug 15, 2007



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Dinosaur Gum

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S9tKwSboJeg

All I got was shart through the heart or something :smug:

Not gonna fart!
Burritos to blame!
Tempting a fart is a bad game!

I made the mistake of Taco Bell
It beats 7-11 and the things they sell
Something inside's got a hold of me
It's moving around, trying to break free!
Oh, it's like Alien!
Oh, oh, it's starting to come
No one can save me
You'd all better run!

Not gonna fart!
Burritos to blame!
Tempting a fart is a bad game! (bad game!)
If I try to fart
That would be insane!
Tempting a fart is a bad game! (bad game!)
Tempting a fart
is a bad game!


When I perused the menu list
I saw burritos and said "I must have this!"
With beef and beans, I really must try
I looked at my shorts and waved them goodbye!

Oh, it's like Alien!
Oh, oh, it's starting to come
No one can save me
You'd all better run!

Not gonna fart!
Burritos to blame!
Tempting a fart is a bad game! (bad game!)
If I try to fart
That would be insane!
Tempting a fart is a bad game! (bad game!)
Tempting a fart
is a bad game!

Not gonna fart!
Burritos to blame!
Tempting a fart is a bad game! (bad game!)
If I try to fart
That would be insane!
Tempting a fart is a bad game! (bad game!)
Tempting a fart
is a bad game!


Not gonna fart!
Burritos to blame!
Tempting a fart is a bad game! (bad game!)
If I try to fart
That would be insane!
Tempting a fart is a bad game! (bad game!)
Tempting a fart
is a bad game!
Tempting a fart
is a bad game!

Pot Smoke Phoenix
Aug 15, 2007



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Dinosaur Gum
:discourse:

Excellent submission!

Pot Smoke Phoenix
Aug 15, 2007



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Dinosaur Gum

I wish I was an embalmer
At a funeral parlor
An efficient mortician would be baller!
I wish I had a mummy in a hat
It would make the mummy taller
I wish It was like six-foot-nine
So people can get to know me
They'll say "yo, your mummy's really fine!"
You'll see the mummy all the time everywhere I go
And in all your dreams you can say "I'm gonna make the mummy mine!"
'Cause you know the mummy's phat
With the hat it's tall standing above all y'all
So how am I gonna compete with that?
'Cause when it comes to makin mummies tall
I wrap my mummies thick
And I hate it when my mummies fall
So I just lean it up on the wall
Or sit it up in the bleachers with the rest of the girls
Who came to watch their mummies ball
Dag y'all! It isn't really that wack
To have a mummy in the stands, so you can just get back
I tell em "scat, skittle, scabobble"
Got hit with a bottle
And I been in the hospital for talkin' that mess
I confess it's a shame when you living in a city
That's the size of a box and nobody knows yo' name
Glad I came to my senses
Like quick-quick got sick-sick to my stomach
Overcommeth by the thoughts of me and mummy together
Right? So when I asked her out she said I wasn't her type

I wish I was an embalmer
At a funeral parlor
An efficient mortician would be baller!
I wish I had a mummy in a hat
It would make the mummy taller
I wish I was an embalmer
At a funeral parlor
An efficient mortician would be baller!
I wish I had a mummy in a hat
It would make the mummy taller

I wish I was an embalmer
At a funeral parlor
An efficient mortician would be baller!
I wish I had a mummy in a hat
It would make the mummy taller

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Pot Smoke Phoenix
Aug 15, 2007



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Dinosaur Gum


Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:

It's gonna be an Easter like never before
Easter Bunny ain't comin' 'round here no more

Gonna dye my pecker like an egg, like an egg
Gonna dye my pecker like an egg

I know a tattoo artist who loves him some porn
Been inkin' up people since the day he was born

Gonna dye my pecker like an egg like an egg
Gonna dye my pecker like an egg.

gently caress that Easter Bunny yeah gently caress him real hard
Santa once told me the fucker cheats at cards

Gonna dye my pecker like an egg like an egg
Gonna dye my pecker like an egg.

Tooth Fairy hates him, he rots kid's teeth
Said the Easter Bunny as a mother loving thief

Gonna dye my pecker like an egg like an egg
Gonna dye my pecker like an egg.

goode dog (solo)

I got an inked up pecker but it looks real cool
I'm even thinking about showing it to you

Gonna dye my pecker like an egg like an egg
Gonna dye my pecker like an egg.


The Easter Bunny ain't no one's chum
If you wanna be honest he's loving dumb

Gonna dye my pecker like an egg like an egg
Gonna dye my pecker like an egg.
Simon (solo)

You only live once, so off with them pants
Hell ain't for sure, it's only a chance

Gonna dye my pecker like an egg like an egg
Gonna dye my pecker like an egg.

Here comes Peter Cottontail
gently caress that guy he's a thread derail

Gonna dye my pecker like an egg like an egg
Gonna dye my pecker like an egg.

Don't fall for the Bunny's stupid stunts
The Easter Bunny is a futile hunt!

Gonna dye my pecker like an egg like an egg
Gonna dye my pecker like an egg.

The Easter Bunny really sucks
From what I've seen he's a stupid gently caress!

Gonna dye my pecker like an egg like an egg
Gonna dye my pecker like an egg.

Everybody solo
It's gonna be an Easter like never before
The Easter Bunny ain't comin' here no more

Gonna dye my pecker like an egg like an egg
Gonna dye my pecker like a motherfuckin' egg.

I'm gonna dye my pecker
Dye my pecker
Dye my pecker
Dye my pecker
Gonna dye my pecker to my leg.

:rip: you magnificent bastard

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