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shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!

The Puppy Bowl posted:

He was born in Maryland. Dude had options and he picked wrong.

He was born in DC and grew up in PG County, MD. He basically lived next to FedEx Field.

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pasaluki
Feb 27, 2008

THIS WHAGON HAS NO BREAKS! I HAVE THE HEART OF THE BUUFALO the strength OF THE MOUNTAIN, THE FURY OF THE THUNDER AND MY WILL IS UNBREAKABLE! I will not surrender to KNOW ONE
Stefon Diggs is really good. Allen has no problem moving the ball but had some bad plays. Bills defense still beastly.

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF
Packers kick rear end.

Please don't be too injured Kenny Clark and Lane Taylor.

How the Vikings were completely unable to do anything against a massively banged up OL is surprising.

ShaneMacGowansTeeth
May 22, 2007



I think this is it... I think this is how it ends
Time to fire Fat Matt The Rapist into the sun

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF
Lmao shut the gently caress up you tubby rapist piece of poo poo

https://twitter.com/mikerothstein/status/1305253905102778369?s=19

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

Hot Diggity! posted:

Lmao shut the gently caress up you tubby rapist piece of poo poo

https://twitter.com/mikerothstein/status/1305253905102778369?s=19

this is the saddest flex I've ever seen lmao

(yes my monitor is on)

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

Hot Diggity! posted:

Lmao shut the gently caress up you tubby rapist piece of poo poo

https://twitter.com/mikerothstein/status/1305253905102778369?s=19

Big Kirk Cousins saying "YOU LIKE THAT??" in the Vikings locker room energy here.

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF
Casually ignores how many points and yards his defense gave up against Nick loving Foles

"WELL I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THAT I ONLY GOT REALLY LUCKY ON A BAD OFFENSIVE CALL"

Tom Tucker
Jul 19, 2003

I want to warn you fellers
And tell you one by one
What makes a gallows rope to swing
A woman and a gun

Did Patricia really cite the Butler interception from like 30 years ago as a reason why he doesn't choke in the 4th quarter? Cause that's loving hilarious.

Asema
Oct 2, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

AndrewP posted:

Harbaugh downplayed Stanley’s ankle at the presser. Not that he’d say anything but I’m hoping it’s not too serious. They have no depth there and Fluker isn’t good enough.

https://twitter.com/megatronnie/status/1305254305990086660

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I knew Rivers had his best games behind him but I didn't think he was donezo

Intruder fucked around with this message at 23:40 on Sep 13, 2020

Durandal1707
Oct 11, 2013

Intruder posted:

I knew Rivers had his best games behind him but I didn't think he was donezo

He plays like a total self parody of himself and has since the end of 2018. There's times where he still has really good anticipatory skills but he's also far more liable at this point to just huck that poo poo into double coverage. That first pick he threw when TY was blanketed was absurdly stupid.The last pick you could see coming from outer space. He might be physically cooked; he definitely is mentally. Should've just called it quits and retired after last year.

pmchem
Jan 22, 2010


Durandal1707 posted:

He plays like a total self parody of himself and has since the end of 2018. There's times where he still has really good anticipatory skills but he's also far more liable at this point to just huck that poo poo into double coverage. That first pick he threw when TY was blanketed was absurdly stupid.The last pick you could see coming from outer space. He might be physically cooked; he definitely is mentally. Should've just called it quits and retired after last year.

dude has 9 kids

any of you who have even 1 kid, imagine having 9 kids

he is mentally donezo

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
Even if Burrow throws a TD here Ross I gave you ties so name a charity.

three
Aug 9, 2007

i fantasize about ndamukong suh licking my doodoo hole
Turns out this is _not_ the year of the Dolphins. Glad we could confirm that for the 20th year in a row so early in the season.

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
Ross is so unclutch.

Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




This thread name triggers me please change it

Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

https://twitter.com/pfref/status/1305283748062269440

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!
Tom Brady is a system QB that cannot win without the greatest coach of all time.

ozymandius1024
Mar 15, 2006

You don't yank on the Spine of God

This is the quality content that we need

Papercut
Aug 24, 2005

The quickest substitution in the history of the NBA
Niners lost because of a handful of really really really dumb defensive penalties and because Jimmy G is a one read mediocre QB

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

sometimes the bengals looked ok and some times they looked like last year. i bet they will win 5 games

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003


gently caress yeah

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
There are a bunch of moments that coulda won that game. Sam getting that 3rd down sack, a little more ball security, some better touch on a couple deep balls. If they can figure out the line there's a lot to work with. If they can't it's gonna be a long season.


Defense looked good. Mixon looked good.

MakaVillian
Aug 16, 2003

Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

gently caress you today Jimmy, you played worse than Tom Brady which is amazing.

The Unnamed One
Jan 13, 2012

"BOOM!"

Blaine is his backup, so we know there’s a mentorship going on here

Master Stur
Jun 13, 2008

chasin' tail
Im glad the Bengals have restored Normalcy to the nation.

Burrow's last drive was so good and hopefully we see more of that playcalling and uh maybe the oline figures a thing out

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







the lions subreddit is wonderful

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!
Fake punt when down 7 in the 1st.

gently caress yeah Browns bitch. Stefanski and Baseball man have officially broken the league wide open.

D-LINK
Oct 1, 2007

I was talking to peachy Peach about kissy Kiss. He bought me a soda.
I thought for sure we'd get several weeks of godhead Brady before he started looking old

TheBizzness
Oct 5, 2004

Reign on me.

three posted:

Turns out this is _not_ the year of the Dolphins. Glad we could confirm that for the 20th year in a row so early in the season.

You are so salty and pressed over a team that’s not even in your Divison and it is god drat hilarious.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







here have some offensive line porn

https://twitter.com/SpreadOffense/status/1305221867624706050?s=20

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Cam ran 15 times into heavy traffic. No way that is sustainable for more than a few games.

I hope Belichick places Harry into a box below an underpass and writes "FREE" on it.

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
Oh hey anyone got a spare right tackle? *scratches neck* listen, friend, I'm good for it. Just lemme hold him one second.

420_Power_Rangers
Dec 9, 2014

Gotta Hate Something

420_Power_Rangers posted:

I'm stuck at work and won't be able to watch the Bears either suffer a humiliating loss or barely squeak out a close win against the Lions

Glad it was the second, tho. Managed to see the interception, at least

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:

Cam ran 15 times into heavy traffic. No way that is sustainable for more than a few games.

I hope Belichick places Harry into a box below an underpass and writes "FREE" on it.

yeah it’s hard to imagine Cam holding up if they keep running the offense like that

and it’s hard to imagine the Dolphins winning any games now that second year Fitzmagic is here

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
I'm still baffled that the Bengals decided to kick. They had time to run one more play and Burrow was cooking on that drive. You can't take the ball out of his hands there.

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Benne posted:

I'm still baffled that the Bengals decided to kick. They had time to run one more play and Burrow was cooking on that drive. You can't take the ball out of his hands there.

It was a good decision imo

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



Benne posted:

I'm still baffled that the Bengals decided to kick. They had time to run one more play and Burrow was cooking on that drive. You can't take the ball out of his hands there.

7 seconds left from the 17 yard line. Anything other than a catch in the endzone or an incomplete pass is basically game over. getting 5-10 yards doesn't help you much as far as the kick goes. They made the right choice, but unfortunately they're the bengals so the kicker hurt himself mid follow through.

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Chef Boyardeez Nuts
Sep 9, 2011

The more you kick against the pricks, the more you suffer.
The Bengals are a performance art project.

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