A girl I'm kind of scared of is demanding I post this as my first post here

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Evil Bob: 've lived a thousand times. I found out what it means to be GBS.

I�ve always felt this way since you announced it :swoon:

# ? Sep 12, 2020 04:07

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# ? May 4, 2024 17:54

FutonForensic

who will be the darling beau of the byob cotillion

# ? Sep 12, 2020 04:11

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

watch out op it's Fucktember in BYOB rn. folks have been thinkin bout boobs and rubbin up against each other lately you've been warned

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# ? Sep 12, 2020 04:14

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

I like girls that are cool and say swears. I don't even care if you smoke.

# ? Sep 12, 2020 04:56

vanisher

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

I like girls that are cool and say swears. I don't even care if you smoke.

can't bring them around mom though

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# ? Sep 12, 2020 05:05

Chewbecca: Just chillin' : )

Who is the mean girl op? And why would she harass you to post in BYOB, the chillest subforum?

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# ? Sep 12, 2020 05:05

vanisher

me, smiling, bringing all the byob girls to my mom. my mom smiling and nodding

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# ? Sep 12, 2020 05:13

FluffieDuckie

I appreciate chewbecca�s recruiting efforts.

The rest of y�all are behind. Get cracking.

Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

# ? Sep 12, 2020 05:19

Proffler

nut posted:

I am known as the byob beauty ever since suggesting it now here

I'll believe it!!!

# ? Sep 12, 2020 05:27

Chewbecca: Just chillin' : )

FluffieDuckie posted:

I appreciate chewbecca’s recruiting efforts.

The rest of y’all are behind. Get cracking.

I don't actually know op at all :ssh:

Get posting op!! :twisted:

# ? Sep 12, 2020 05:31

Proffler

I'm high-key attracted to her and she knows it

im drunk as gently caress rn and she has like a 25% chance of reading this but oh well

i will never evergive her name sorry

# ? Sep 12, 2020 07:56

Evil Bob: 've lived a thousand times. I found out what it means to be GBS.

I�ll bet it�s nut. it�s always nut :argh:

# ? Sep 12, 2020 08:03

Chewbecca: Just chillin' : )

Proffler posted:

I'm high-key attracted to her and she knows it

im drunk as gently caress rn and she has like a 25% chance of reading this but oh well

i will never evergive her name sorry

Not sure if this thread will get you the outcome you're hoping for, but let us know I guess!

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# ? Sep 12, 2020 08:04

Gross Dude: Gross Dude

Please post the ten posts your Byobeau told you not to post. Thank you, OP.

# ? Sep 12, 2020 08:10

Chewbecca: Just chillin' : )

Op is posting for BYOBooty

# ? Sep 12, 2020 08:12

Evil Bob: 've lived a thousand times. I found out what it means to be GBS.

Chewbecca posted:

Op is posting for BYOBooty

there used to be a professor around here that specialized in that sort of thing :magemage:

# ? Sep 12, 2020 08:14

Chewbecca: Just chillin' : )

Every post I make is for BYOBoner op, so I empathise a lot :thunk:

# ? Sep 12, 2020 08:17

Evil Bob: 've lived a thousand times. I found out what it means to be GBS.

BYOBoobs fan myself

# ? Sep 12, 2020 08:25

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

bring your own bae

# ? Sep 12, 2020 08:33

Chewbecca: Just chillin' : )

Posting because I'm being BYOBullied by BYOBae

# ? Sep 12, 2020 08:56

pseudorandom

Being scared of a girl and doing what she says just means you have a crush on her. As someone who has no courage to do things like this, I say you should have the courage ask her out.

Yes, I know you already said you're attracted to her a few posts above, but I've planned this reply since I read page 1 two minutes ago and I have no intentions of changing it.

pseudorandom fucked around with this message at 09:58 on Sep 12, 2020

# ? Sep 12, 2020 09:55

The Voice of Labor

op you should be scared, not just kinda, of all girls

# ? Sep 12, 2020 10:26

Goons Are Gifts

prepuce repurposed posted:

bring your own bae

# ? Sep 12, 2020 11:42

Chewbecca: Just chillin' : )

I thought bullies called people names, apparently kids nowadays harass each other into posting on ageing comedy subforums :psyduck:

# ? Sep 12, 2020 12:33

nut

pseudorandom posted:

Being scared of a girl and doing what she says just means you have a crush on her. As someone who has no courage to do things like this, I say you should have the courage ask her out.

Yes, I know you already said you're attracted to her a few posts above, but I've planned this reply since I read page 1 two minutes ago and I have no intentions of changing it.

# ? Sep 12, 2020 13:15

Chewbecca: Just chillin' : )

I'm gonna start bullying all my pals to post more. No sleeping, no work, :justpost:

# ? Sep 12, 2020 13:18

Chewbecca: Just chillin' : )

I tell you what, this thread combined with the "can you be friends with the opposite gender" thread are giving me weird vibes lol :psyboom:

# ? Sep 12, 2020 13:29

a fragile ego

FluffieDuckie posted:

I appreciate chewbecca�s recruiting efforts.

The rest of y�all are behind. Get cracking.

Appreciate mine instead.

# ? Sep 12, 2020 14:56

vanisher

What if there is no girl and we fell right into the trap

# ? Sep 12, 2020 15:09

Macnult

[girlfriend and i reading byob together]

her: lmao
me: hahaha
her: yo you should post this
me: lol i dunno babe i�m kinda just reading and vibing
her *puts on a spooky mask*: i said...
me: :justpost:

# ? Sep 12, 2020 15:21

alnilam

Macnult posted:

[girlfriend and i reading byob together]

her: lmao
me: hahaha
her: yo you should post this
me: lol i dunno babe i’m kinda just reading and vibing
her *puts on a spooky mask*: i said...
me: s

_{ty manifisto}

# ? Sep 12, 2020 16:06

Evil Bob: 've lived a thousand times. I found out what it means to be GBS.

Macnult posted:

[girlfriend and i reading byob together]

her: lmao
me: hahaha
her: yo you should post this
me: lol i dunno babe i�m kinda just reading and vibing
her *puts on a spooky mask*: i said...
me: s

# ? Sep 12, 2020 16:21

vanisher

Macnult posted:

[girlfriend and i reading byob together]

her: lmao
me: hahaha
her: yo you should post this
me: lol i dunno babe i�m kinda just reading and vibing
her *puts on a spooky mask*: i said...
me: s

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# ? Sep 12, 2020 16:38

Prof. Crocodile

Evil Bob posted:

there used to be a professor around here that specialized in that sort of thing

tbh i was just copying that advice from the director's commentary of 'hitch' starring will smith, but i am happy that it worked out for sib

# ? Sep 12, 2020 16:59

Prof. Crocodile

Chewbecca posted:

I'm gonna start bullying all my pals to post more. No sleeping, no work,

# ? Sep 12, 2020 17:01

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Bright Bart: False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped

Are you also a girl? I think that would be swell.

# ? Sep 12, 2020 17:57

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