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Lol goddamn I’ve eaten plenty of times at places near TBirds, but never looked at their horrendous photos.
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There needs to be one of these threads for burritos. Goddamn I had a gross burrito this morning, all the cheese congealed with the egg and potato. Very much like Huge Gross Burrito's avatar. It was huge, too
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Two questions, 1) what is it with Californians and acting the fool with black olives? "mm yum I have so much mealy black mush in my mouth right now, soo good"  2) What the gently caress is Beverly HIlls'es Mullberry Street Pizza doing with such obscene carb levels? Is it part of some kind of white flour cleanse that is going to catch on nationwide in a few years?  
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COMPAGNIE TOMMY posted:Yeah Post bad pizzas instead of trying to make dumb semantic arguments you dipshit.
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Sep 13, 2020 07:22
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that fuckin bullshit is super simple
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Screamin Sicilian is the worst frozen pizza I've ever had, and I I've eaten a lot of frozen pizza. I don't expect much flavor from the crust of a frozen pizza, but this brand seems to have found a way to suck even more flavor out of a frozen dough than usual. The sauce is just tomato sauce with some salt. The biggest insult is how much money they want. Give me some Totino's party pizza at 4 for $5 over this weak poo poo. Thank you for coming to my TED talk.
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Sep 13, 2020 07:48
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what's the best frozen pizza then
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You can find a tiered list here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n895zpKhZZc
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Welcome to Javence Pizza, how may I bake your grid? My... grid? Sir your grid. How may I bake it. I wanted a pizza with... A grid yes, we will bake your grid. I don't. I don't know how you bake a grid. We bake it lemon or lime. At Javence you choose Lemon gird or Lime grid. Then we bake it. Do you have pizza? You will have grid. Lime? Lime.       
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I'm reminded of the time some American goon dragged his girlfriend all the way to Oslo just to eat this crap just because the commercial convinced him that it had to be the best 'za ever. They were disappointed to say the least. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5NYGi0cOF6E
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Sep 13, 2020 08:33
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that's a lot of terrible pizza.
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Sep 13, 2020 08:34
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its all nice on rice posted:Screamin Sicilian is the worst frozen pizza I've ever had, and I I've eaten a lot of frozen pizza. One time I ate a whole screamin Sicilian pizza by myself and then my poop was black the next day
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Sep 13, 2020 08:41
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Fanelien posted:that's a lot of terrible pizza. I honestly can get mad about pizza.
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Sep 13, 2020 09:02
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Pizza of Venice (of Los Angeles) is where megawealthy producers and entertainment executives take their children for their annual custody visit. The pies are specially formulated to prevent the child from experiencing enjoyment so they will not pipe up with obnoxious requests like a second visit in the same calendar year and the lack of cheese gives a faster bake time so the whole thing can be wrapped up in well under an hour and nominal mom or notional dad can get back to the important business of shouting down Scarlett Johanssen's latest contract demands.   
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Sep 13, 2020 09:33
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It all looks bad but what really gets me is that it looks like they chopped that basil with with a garden hoe.
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Sep 13, 2020 09:45
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i mean, they have plenty of meat options, not their fault that vegan pizza is structurally depressing
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Sep 13, 2020 09:45
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Those also look like gluten free pizza crusts. For shame.
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Sep 13, 2020 09:57
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quarantine the despair pizza
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Sep 13, 2020 09:58
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Dr. Öetker's Chocolate Pizza has to be a contender. But what if thin crust isn't your thing? Oh don't worry, the Doctor's got your back! 
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lol at the pizzas, but not at the pizza opinions because they are worthless in a thread where the only opinion should be "this is the worst pizza ever"
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The_Continental posted:Post bad pizzas instead of trying to make dumb semantic arguments you dipshit. Your instructions were not simple, and you had the gall to say simplicity is king. The argument is over, you lose! Pretend I posted Pizza Girl, since after finding out the photos were staged I don't feel it's worth actually reposting. It's some Chuck E Cheese rear end pizza though
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 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TvXmyxD4Juw I tried to find out what the pink stuff on the crust was. Nothing confirmed but it is either moodang or char siu (chinese bbq pork). It's stuffed with shanghai chicken. I'm not gonna lie - that sounds delicious if there was no cheese on it.
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Sep 13, 2020 14:23
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danish pizza is mostly conventional and underwhelming but for some reason spaghetti calzones are a thing
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Sep 13, 2020 14:40
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Sep 13, 2020 14:43
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come on at least link it ffs
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Sep 13, 2020 14:46
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COMPAGNIE TOMMY posted:Your instructions were not simple, and you had the gall to say simplicity is king. The argument is over, you lose! Do you do a computer job? This is important.
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Sep 13, 2020 15:07
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Wall Balls posted:danish pizza is mostly conventional and underwhelming but for some reason spaghetti calzones are a thing Denmark, Sweden sees your spaghetti calzone and raises you calskrove 
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Sep 13, 2020 15:56
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why
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Sep 13, 2020 16:00
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No Swedish pizza chef ever asked themselves ”why”, only ”how”.
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Sep 13, 2020 16:15
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honestly gustav vasa did us a favor
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lilljonas posted:No Swedish pizza chef ever asked themselves ”why”, only ”bork bork bork”.
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Sep 13, 2020 16:23
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lilljonas posted:Swedish pizza chef I have found the issue
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Sep 13, 2020 16:33
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An edible bag to carry your fastfood in is pretty eco-friendly.
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swedish pizza is great you just have zero taste
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in italy the pizza with french fries is called pizza americana
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lilljonas posted:The Voight-Kampff test for Japanese is simple, just ask them what the two most important ingredients in pizza are. If they don't answer "why it's corn and mayonnaise of course", they are replicants for sure. My basic pizza of choice is mushrooms, bricolli and sauce hollandaise. 100 percent serious, I order it 80 percent if the time. It's great, and I stand by this.
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https://twitter.com/tiagolu21992196/status/1282848661655949312?s=21 Tuna, olives, and... you know what, I don’t know and I don’t want to know.
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Ugly In The Morning posted:https://twitter.com/tiagolu21992196/status/1282848661655949312?s=21 ham,p orovolone
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Brazil is guilty of many crimes against pizza
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Ugly In The Morning posted:https://twitter.com/tiagolu21992196/status/1282848661655949312?s=21 I think we found a winner.
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Ugly In The Morning posted:https://twitter.com/tiagolu21992196/status/1282848661655949312?s=21 That pizza looks how I feel.
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