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Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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Yeah I can't fault the construction site pizza for anything significant

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That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy


Data Graham posted:

Yeah I can't fault the construction site pizza for anything significant

Same.

Looks like clever execution… as long as that drum was actually clean.

Griddle of Love
May 14, 2020


38-40oz of tinned sauces, tomato paste and baked beans. That's well over a liter of sauce. That's not a pizza, that's a drowning accident.

SlothfulCobra
Mar 27, 2011

Soul Dentist posted:

I would order this from a restaurant

Sadly, restaurants have been known to simply make a regular-sized pizza pie in an inconvenient triangle shape, and pre-cut it into a variety of awkward trapezoidal shapes for shared consumption as a tacit admission by the purveyors themselves that it is not a slice at all, just a pie.

spechtie
Feb 24, 2024

https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_scgqd8BTQ11s1ddrj.mp4

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010

Data Graham posted:

Yeah I can't fault the construction site pizza for anything significant

non food grade materials contacting food?

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
they've certainly inhaled worse.

Mymla
Aug 12, 2010

PhazonLink posted:

non food grade materials contacting food?

My hands aren't food grade and I eat with them every day.

Quote-Unquote
Oct 22, 2002



My local pizza place has stopped offering doner kebab meat as a topping, the bastards.

Instead they appear to be offering chicken nuggets as a topping which I'm sure is absolutely awful but I'm tempted to order just to experience the madness.

500excf type r
Mar 7, 2013

I'm as annoying as the high-pitched whine of my motorcycle, desperately compensating for the lack of substance in my life.

Quote-Unquote posted:

My local pizza place has stopped offering doner kebab meat as a topping, the bastards.

Instead they appear to be offering chicken nuggets as a topping which I'm sure is absolutely awful but I'm tempted to order just to experience the madness.

Ask for chicken nuggets and french fries as a topping with a ranch base

Quote-Unquote
Oct 22, 2002



500excf type r posted:

Ask for chicken nuggets and french fries as a topping with a ranch base

They would probably pile fries onto a pizza if you asked but ranch isn't a thing outside of the US, I don't think. I've never seen it anywhere.

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009
"white sauce" "kebab sauce" "tzatziki" whatever you call it it's the same

Quote-Unquote
Oct 22, 2002



Soul Dentist posted:

"white sauce" "kebab sauce" "tzatziki" whatever you call it it's the same

those three things are completely different though

500excf type r
Mar 7, 2013

I'm as annoying as the high-pitched whine of my motorcycle, desperately compensating for the lack of substance in my life.

Quote-Unquote posted:

those three things are completely different though

Just ask and whatever they make it with you eat and then post about it

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009

Quote-Unquote posted:

those three things are completely different though

Yeah they're all different ranch flavors

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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Just needs the right branding

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3m543qZlCc

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

Soul Dentist posted:

Yeah they're all different ranch flavors

finally someone willing to admit what we all know

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

TOUM is the one true sauce to rule them all

Dokapon Findom
Dec 5, 2022

They hated Futanari because His posts were shit.

Buce posted:

TOUM is the one true sauce to rule them all

:hmmyes:

emSparkly
Nov 21, 2022

I'm open to interpretation!

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"
Should have two Pepperoni set into the blade of that Buster Slice.

egg_dog
Nov 12, 2005

nͬ͒̂̓̂ͪoͨ́
Fun Shoe
Call me when they fold it over to make the masamuzone

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009
It looks like it's already folded over into the P'Buster. Call me when they make a dough sheath that you can pull the Buster Slice out of

egg_dog
Nov 12, 2005

nͬ͒̂̓̂ͪoͨ́
Fun Shoe
Call me when they invent tiny bad guys to kill with it (also made on pizza)

Hasturtium
May 19, 2020

And that year, for his birthday, he got six pink ping pong balls in a little pink backpack.

Quote-Unquote posted:

They would probably pile fries onto a pizza if you asked but ranch isn't a thing outside of the US, I don't think. I've never seen it anywhere.

I heard a while back that some places in Europe refer to Ranch as American dressing. Maybe that will help your quest.

Dokapon Findom
Dec 5, 2022

They hated Futanari because His posts were shit.
Cool Ranch Doritos are called Cool American outside North America
:goonsay:

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



I can't believe they named a chip flavor after me

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 23 hours!

Dokapon Findom posted:

Cool Ranch Doritos are called Cool American outside North America
:goonsay:

They should be called garbage shite Doritos both inside and outside America.

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

Dokapon Findom posted:

Cool Ranch Doritos are called Cool American outside North America
:goonsay:

So am I. :smug:

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Cartoon Man posted:

They should be called garbage shite Doritos both inside and outside America.

Finally, a chip flavor named after me.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

Ticks come with their own marinara

lol

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009

ultrafilter posted:

Finally, a chip flavor named after me.

Dooritos

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

I can't believe they named a chip after me!

Profanity
Aug 26, 2005
Grimey Drawer

Dokapon Findom posted:

Cool Ranch Doritos are called Cool American outside North America
:goonsay:

Cool Original in the UK because we clearly still hold a grudge.

bagual
Oct 29, 2010

inconspicuous
https://twitter.com/paraLanches/status/1784282533590339717

Dokapon Findom
Dec 5, 2022

They hated Futanari because His posts were shit.

While not perhaps the worst, this is egregious in a way that is difficult to describe

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
ugh, i hate when places use packing peanuts instead of the air bubbles

Desert Bus
May 9, 2004

Take 1 tablet by mouth daily.

Tiny clams?

Edit: pasta lol i need new glasses.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Should've been more insistent about it, we could've generated the next "small pastries" right here in this very thread

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Turrurrurrurrrrrrr
Dec 22, 2018

I hope this is "battle" enough for you, friend.

What is that thing?

Edit: lol it's a joke site

https://twitter.com/paraLanches/status/1690154622495707136

Turrurrurrurrrrrrr fucked around with this message at 20:38 on Apr 27, 2024

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