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There is more, an expectation vs. reality meme. Isn't it true of all fast food?
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von Braun posted:swedish pizza is great you just have zero taste I had swedish food once. It was chicken, peanuts and bananas in spicy ketchup and cream sauce and it made me want to die. This has nothing to do with pizza, I just wanted to share 
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Sep 13, 2020 19:50
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Valko posted:I think we found a winner. It manages to be both incredibly sad (the lack of color, the huge swathes of bare crust, the arrangement of the ingredients looked like they were angrily tossed there by an employee crying as they found out their spouse was leaving them) and incredibly gross (is that pus? It looks like pus).
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Sep 13, 2020 19:56
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Valko posted:There is more, an expectation vs. reality meme. Isn't it true of all fast food? Is there a name for a guilty pleasure minus the pleasure part? The Pizza of Penitence.
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Sep 13, 2020 19:57
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baw posted:in italy the pizza with french fries is called pizza americana Only if the fries are of the freedom kind
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Sep 13, 2020 20:00
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Sep 13, 2020 20:03
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The last thread is what gave us the Mestre da pizza and for that we will forever be thankful to the original thread op, bless his permabanned soul The internet needed that video to get through during the struggles of 2016
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Sep 13, 2020 20:30
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For content here is another classic from that thread https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=biIKpegx7h4
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Sep 13, 2020 20:31
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Wow, stargazy pizza
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Sep 13, 2020 20:35
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Not as nearly as atrocious as some of the things in this thread. But this is from a Canadian place I drove past once called Bourbon Street Pizza. You know. Bourbon street. Famous for its pizza and definitely not a specific selection of other badass foods.  Just looks bad. That crust is wild.  "Cheesesteak pizza"
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Sep 13, 2020 20:39
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Theres always that one night when you're on vacation in a new town and you decide to to order pizza and its usually horrible.
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Sep 13, 2020 20:42
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Fartington Butts posted:Not as nearly as atrocious as some of the things in this thread. But this is from a Canadian place I drove past once called Bourbon Street Pizza. You know. Bourbon street. Famous for its pizza and definitely not a specific selection of other badass foods. im not saying those are good pizzas but i dont think you get this thread
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Sep 13, 2020 20:46
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Would eat both of those pizzas
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Sep 13, 2020 20:54
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Telepizza is like a bottom of the barrel pizza chain in Spain. I guess sorta like Little Cesar's but not square. I've never had it but usually it looks like you get what you pay for. They do have some "special" recipes though. Telepizza - Comida a domicilio https://maps.app.goo.gl/65McseK1rswKTjqx8 I'm not really sure what the goal was here. 
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Sep 13, 2020 20:54
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In Eugene, Oregon there is a pizza place that makes perfectly fine pizza, however they cover them in cold, raw tomatoes unless you specifically ask them not to:
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Sep 13, 2020 21:00
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other people posted:im not saying those are good pizzas but i dont think you get this thread they sure look good to me other people posted:I'm not really sure what the goal was here. this too just lazy chip placement making it look unappealing is that whole inner ring edible?
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Sep 13, 2020 21:02
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Extra Large Marge posted:In Eugene, Oregon there is a pizza place that makes perfectly fine pizza, however they cover them in cold, raw tomatoes unless you specifically ask them not to: I live in Eugene and this city is a pizza nightmare  Most of the pizzas are "how can we put as much garbage as possible on top of incredibly bland cheese pizzas" It's not as bad as the worst pizzas here but it's still awful my dumbass magachud coworker was espousing the virtues of this local place's teriyaki chicken pizza  and whatever this is 
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Sep 13, 2020 21:07
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Nailed it.
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Sep 13, 2020 21:11
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Fallows posted:they sure look good to me uh I guess it is supposed to be filled with nacho cheese :/ https://www.telepizza.es/producto/pizzas/vulcano-nachos-999990006296218
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Sep 13, 2020 21:13
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I think this was in the previous thread, but someone combined a picture of a reasonable looking pepperoni pizza with that one guy's picture who was maybe a mod but had lots of blackheads and facial hair, and it led to a picture of a pizza with hairy black pepperonis. Anyone remember what I am talking about and could they post that pizza pic?
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Sep 13, 2020 21:35
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A Strange Aeon posted:I think this was in the previous thread, but someone combined a picture of a reasonable looking pepperoni pizza with that one guy's picture who was maybe a mod but had lots of blackheads and facial hair, and it led to a picture of a pizza with hairy black pepperonis. i don't know the picture but i ask that it not be posted
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Sep 13, 2020 21:39
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 Ordered this from a well reviewed place in London. The saddest thing is I’m sure it started life as a pretty decent pizza, but whatever happened in the 5 minutes between the store and my hotel room can only be described as a travesty.
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Sep 13, 2020 21:44
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Gerblyn posted:I had swedish food once. It was chicken, peanuts and bananas in spicy ketchup and cream sauce and it made me want to die. Flygande jakob, its good. Its not ketchup but a chili sauce
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Sep 13, 2020 21:45
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Big "pubic hair" vibes off this one
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Sep 13, 2020 21:54
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von Braun posted:Flygande jakob, its good. Its not ketchup but a chili sauce Leave this place foul demon
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Sep 13, 2020 21:55
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What’s with all the gross black olives on all the pizzas? A few on a pizza are okay, they have too much of a tinny/metallic taste to be enjoyable in large amounts. A few green olives will take you further imo EL BROMANCE posted:
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Sep 13, 2020 23:00
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shadow puppet of a posted:Two questions, 1) what is it with Californians and acting the fool with black olives? "mm yum I have so much mealy black mush in my mouth right now, soo good" extremely would give me all the black olives on my pizza, just dump a whole loving can on there
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Sep 13, 2020 23:08
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WeedlordGoku69 posted:extremely would  I have been known to eat just a can of black olives, though, so my response isn’t likely to be typical.
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Sep 13, 2020 23:19
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Maybe try some dough next time. Mushroom Pizza.  Flumph.  
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Sep 14, 2020 00:07
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AHH F/UGH posted:I live in Eugene and this city is a pizza nightmare Yeah, I noticed this too when I lived in Eugene. It was just really hard to find a regular pizza. Mostly just deconstructed progressive pizzas. Though I did have a pumpkin pizza at one place, and it ended up being surprisingly good.
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Sep 14, 2020 00:37
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Saddest pizza I ever had IRL was "Mexican taco" pizza. It had bland ground beef, cheddar, tomato salsa, fresh lettuce, and sour cream. That's not what Mexican tacos are made of. It should have been called Gringo pizza.
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Sep 14, 2020 00:42
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Picnic Princess posted:Saddest pizza I ever had IRL was "Mexican taco" pizza. It had bland ground beef, cheddar, tomato salsa, fresh lettuce, and sour cream. That's not what Mexican tacos are made of. That sounds like a very Canadian pizza.
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Sep 14, 2020 01:00
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This pizza is based on a Korean TV show: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aUUvy5W0K4I
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Sep 14, 2020 01:11
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It’s my favourite character, Pepperoni
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Sep 14, 2020 02:10
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Cross post from THE SLOW MODE THREAD https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJEoASUMZbI caleb fucked around with this message at 02:47 on Sep 14, 2020 |
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Sep 14, 2020 02:42
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Sep 14, 2020 02:51
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that's a perfectly normal cheese pizza someone stuck some crickets into after it arrived. i can order a pizza and take a big poo poo on it but that doesn't really mean anything except that i enjoy making GBS threads on fresh hot pizzas.
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Sep 14, 2020 03:00
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A Strange Aeon posted:I think this was in the previous thread, but someone combined a picture of a reasonable looking pepperoni pizza with that one guy's picture who was maybe a mod but had lots of blackheads and facial hair, and it led to a picture of a pizza with hairy black pepperonis. Okay I just spent an hour speed scrolling through the original thread posted in the OP with no luck. Did I make this nightmare pizza image up or was there a different bad pizza thread around the same time as the one linked?
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Sep 14, 2020 14:59
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A Strange Aeon posted:Okay I just spent an hour speed scrolling through the original thread posted in the OP with no luck. Did I make this nightmare pizza image up or was there a different bad pizza thread around the same time as the one linked? This sounds like one of those google generated deep dream pics that creates all kinds of ungodly eyes and stuff on the source image
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Picnic Princess posted:Saddest pizza I ever had IRL was "Mexican taco" pizza. It had bland ground beef, cheddar, tomato salsa, fresh lettuce, and sour cream. That's not what Mexican tacos are made of. Done right, a taco pizza can be really good, but a lot of places absolutely gently caress it up by putting on all the ingredients at once instead of leaving the lettuce and sour cream off til the end. Hot lettuce is nasty.
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