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Upsidads: Jan 11, 2007; Now and then we had a hope that if we lived and were good, God would permit us to be pirates

wheres the pizza?!

# ¿ Aug 27, 2023 05:05

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# ¿ May 13, 2024 13:46

Upsidads: Jan 11, 2007; Now and then we had a hope that if we lived and were good, God would permit us to be pirates

Sirachaa fixes pizza like Lazarus

# ¿ Sep 14, 2023 12:20

Upsidads: Jan 11, 2007; Now and then we had a hope that if we lived and were good, God would permit us to be pirates

Jalapenos? none or lots?

# ¿ Sep 19, 2023 07:17

Upsidads: Jan 11, 2007; Now and then we had a hope that if we lived and were good, God would permit us to be pirates

Bold Robot posted:

DiGiorno pineapple pickle pizza

Ohio valley vibes night be too spicy

# ¿ Sep 25, 2023 00:42

Upsidads: Jan 11, 2007; Now and then we had a hope that if we lived and were good, God would permit us to be pirates

Dokapon Findom posted:

I know these words but this sentence makes no sense!

That pizza, had Ohio valley pizza vibes. It might be too spicy for Ohio though

# ¿ Sep 25, 2023 04:42

Upsidads: Jan 11, 2007; Now and then we had a hope that if we lived and were good, God would permit us to be pirates

Down here in Florida the worst pizza is well everything I have had here but second place is imposter pizza. Those are ones that claim to be NY or Chicago style but just end up being overpriced Florida style garbage

# ¿ Sep 25, 2023 17:56

Upsidads: Jan 11, 2007; Now and then we had a hope that if we lived and were good, God would permit us to be pirates

500excf type r posted:

Sounds like authentic Chicago and New York style pizza to me

They do this to Detroit too
Nothing is sacred

# ¿ Sep 26, 2023 18:32

Upsidads: Jan 11, 2007; Now and then we had a hope that if we lived and were good, God would permit us to be pirates

When I ate meat I loved pepperoni
Vegan pepperoni is a cruel joke its like a mildly spicy candle slice just weird

Somehow soy chorizo is amazing though

# ¿ Sep 27, 2023 16:25

Upsidads: Jan 11, 2007; Now and then we had a hope that if we lived and were good, God would permit us to be pirates

Any pizza with vegan cheese belongs here. Whatever shitheads are on that detail have no tongues

# ¿ Sep 27, 2023 17:51

Upsidads: Jan 11, 2007; Now and then we had a hope that if we lived and were good, God would permit us to be pirates

Philthy posted:

came through on my feed. if true, nuke it all

stolen Ohio Valley valor
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ohio_Valley%E2%80%93style_pizza

# ¿ Sep 27, 2023 18:08

Upsidads: Jan 11, 2007; Now and then we had a hope that if we lived and were good, God would permit us to be pirates

Eat it with a face and body made of pizza

# ¿ Oct 5, 2023 07:09

Upsidads: Jan 11, 2007; Now and then we had a hope that if we lived and were good, God would permit us to be pirates

Better than Ohio anything

# ¿ Oct 7, 2023 16:21

Upsidads: Jan 11, 2007; Now and then we had a hope that if we lived and were good, God would permit us to be pirates

I used to never eat mushrooms but now I have them I lieu of water

# ¿ Oct 13, 2023 03:00

Upsidads: Jan 11, 2007; Now and then we had a hope that if we lived and were good, God would permit us to be pirates

gently caress that dead boomer, pizza is pizza

# ¿ Oct 20, 2023 20:46

Upsidads: Jan 11, 2007; Now and then we had a hope that if we lived and were good, God would permit us to be pirates

Deconstructed pita rear end bullshit

# ¿ Oct 21, 2023 07:06

Upsidads: Jan 11, 2007; Now and then we had a hope that if we lived and were good, God would permit us to be pirates

A Concrete Divider posted:

Mushroom and black olive pizza I had a couple of weeks ago

A+ Pizza right there

# ¿ Nov 1, 2023 04:39

Upsidads: Jan 11, 2007; Now and then we had a hope that if we lived and were good, God would permit us to be pirates

How does it handle dog turds of the yard?

# ¿ Dec 15, 2023 00:21

Upsidads: Jan 11, 2007; Now and then we had a hope that if we lived and were good, God would permit us to be pirates

Its 2024 what innovations await the breaded shingle with a spackle of tomato n cheese?

# ¿ Jan 1, 2024 07:23

Upsidads: Jan 11, 2007; Now and then we had a hope that if we lived and were good, God would permit us to be pirates

We have done cheese on the inside but what about the crust is *inside* the cheese?

# ¿ Jan 2, 2024 17:26

Upsidads: Jan 11, 2007; Now and then we had a hope that if we lived and were good, God would permit us to be pirates

Pennywise the Frown posted:

Oh god. It's been a long time since Sweden has shown up here.

I'd almost forgotten that they are the worst pizza makers in the entire world. Hands down.

I'd eat Brazilian garbage fired pizza over the insane poo poo the swede's make.

Ohio Valley is our Sweden then

# ¿ Jan 18, 2024 06:38

Upsidads: Jan 11, 2007; Now and then we had a hope that if we lived and were good, God would permit us to be pirates

How much acne cream for a Zittza?

# ¿ Feb 20, 2024 14:20

Upsidads: Jan 11, 2007; Now and then we had a hope that if we lived and were good, God would permit us to be pirates

CLAM DOWN posted:

W/Hot sauce I'm golden

# ¿ Mar 8, 2024 00:37

Upsidads: Jan 11, 2007; Now and then we had a hope that if we lived and were good, God would permit us to be pirates

How did the Ai even think of something so bland

# ¿ Mar 8, 2024 20:57

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# ¿ May 13, 2024 13:46

Upsidads: Jan 11, 2007; Now and then we had a hope that if we lived and were good, God would permit us to be pirates

That's sure lazy ai art boy oh boy

# ¿ Mar 31, 2024 06:14

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