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Hi guys, im not a pizza expert but here have some stuff from where I live. Try to guess some of the ingredients! A few might be tasty and look good, some might not be...who knows!      Enjoy!
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Take the plunge! Okay! posted:I had potato pizza in France, it was delicious. It also had a ton of cheese and, I think, onions? Heavy cream? It was proper fat people food. lol no That's plantains with either fried beans or chocolate. It's up to your imagination.
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May 26, 2021 17:23
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Ok, I was on my phone so I couldn't do a good search. Here's more stuff from my city  More re-fried black beans in your pizza, because why not?  For a moment I thought those were apple slices but it's potatoes!:  Most depressive looking pizza. Love the little puddle of cheese grease in the middle. 
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May 26, 2021 20:59
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BIG DRYWALL MAN posted:What had Pizza ever done to Mexico This is revenge for 
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May 26, 2021 21:31
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Hahaha this came out randomly while searching. Some fancy-ish pizza place in Mexico City: I think that's carpaccio.  There's an egg there in this sad excuse of bread.  More carpaccio  I think we got a new most depressive looking pizza contender: 
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May 26, 2021 23:55
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uber_stoat posted:did they soak the shrooms in bleach? those are canned mushrooms.
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May 27, 2021 01:15
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Aardvark! posted:to get the new mestre de pizza tag you must quote this with a bad pizza that hasnt been posted here before yet. lets see some content goons The only tag I won't miss is the NO ANIMES one. I heard you like eggs in your pizza!!! 
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May 27, 2021 03:26
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I'm posting this so you all can widen your world of pizzas. This is 100% local. They are using a type of sausage we call "butifarra". It's actually really tasty and kinda expensive, it has a LOT of spices specially clove and pepper. NOW I have no clue what it tastes like in pizza form, no one in my family has dared to buy this one.  I'll be honest, I dunno why all local pizza places in my city love to cut tiny slices. Gimme the big triangle, come on!  Now some real horror from a neighboring state: "Excellent combination of Spanish ham, Roquefort cheese and grapes". 
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May 27, 2021 23:00
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Theotus posted:That first one looks good, I'd definitely try it. Yeah! Like I said that sausage is loving tasty, we usually eat it with a tortilla and some habanero salsa. I have no clue how well it's the flavor combination with the pizza bread and cheese.
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May 27, 2021 23:18
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BIG DRYWALL MAN posted:The curse is the square cut instead of the superior triangle cut. Can someone explain me who had the bright idea of either tiny triangles or tiny squares? That's no sane. I need to stuff my mouth with a big triangle of bread, cheese grease and probably-not-real meat.
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May 28, 2021 03:14
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its all nice on rice posted:There's a massive cicada spawn right now, right? Where the cicada pizzas at? I dunno what's the real name but over here we call those water cockroaches. Because they live inside the sewers and swamps.
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May 28, 2021 03:43
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May 29, 2021 21:53
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I'm posting this because whoever cut this pizza deserves to get their pizza cutter license revoked. 
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May 30, 2021 02:48
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reignonyourparade posted:gently caress you, i refuse to believe this. Someone put tomatoes chunks on a pizza and did not consider what it would look like when they stuck a watermelon in the background incidentally.  Ingredients: canned pineapple canned peaches cherries prunes
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May 30, 2021 04:45
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Last ones for tonight. Thanks to prune pizza I found even more stuff: Mole salsa pizza...with spinach. (It looks black because the salsa it's probably burnt)  I think that's raw meat. Is it?  Pizza. 
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May 30, 2021 04:59
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I got my cool pizza tag. Thanks! Here, have...something. 
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May 31, 2021 03:26
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It's from a Bolivian pizza place that's in sale. Here's a close up: I'm so confused 
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May 31, 2021 05:26
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Yeah I thought it was olives...but they look so big and squishy. 
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May 31, 2021 14:18
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Mormon Nailer posted:The shopped Cokes really make it I can see in mind how the making of that ad went. I can feel it... client: "I WANT TWO COKE CANS IN MY AD!" Designer: "but..." Client" "COKE CANS".  To be a graphic desinger....
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May 31, 2021 18:10
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lol I hope it was an angry employee on their last day, giving their biggest gently caress you. https://twitter.com/kasparovfesc/status/576915040927752192
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Jun 1, 2021 01:27
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Every day I try to up the most bizarre or disgusting pizza I've found. Bolivian poop(?) pizza has been dethroned: 
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Jun 1, 2021 03:17
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HAHAHAHAHA what the gently caress lol
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Jun 3, 2021 02:40
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more pizza:     
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Jun 4, 2021 05:49
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The bonito flakes are so loving, but so loving thin and light that the mere steam of hot food can make them wave.
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Jun 5, 2021 05:41
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Congratulations on your bad pizza!
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Jun 5, 2021 21:16
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I haven't posted "pizzas" in a while. This is a pizza slice, allegedly.  
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Jun 8, 2021 02:40
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I'm trying to decipher what's in it. So far: bell pepper seeds, a single burnt black olive and a slice of zucchini.
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Jun 8, 2021 03:09
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Good morning pizza!  
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Jun 12, 2021 15:21
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uber_stoat posted:what is it with south America and their whole olive obsession. like here's another one, created by an Argentinian goon and proudly posted as the ideal example of pizza. what is going on down there. I have no clue. I mean, I like the taste of sliced olives in pizza...but not like that. The sliced sloppy tomatoes are killing me. lol
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Jun 12, 2021 16:51
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Stink Terios posted:
You monsters!
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Jun 13, 2021 03:07
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I don't mind canned mushrooms, but indeed that pizza is abuse. Content, another one, I think this one is vegan. Guess the vegetables! 
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Jun 14, 2021 02:21
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Captain Hygiene posted:Little Caesar's is the only major chain who uses those that I'm aware of, that was a big surprise when I ordered mushrooms on one a couple years back. I havent ordered pizza for a year, but I remember and I'm sure all the big pizza chains over here use canned mushrooms. It's cheaper.
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Jun 14, 2021 20:01
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https://twitter.com/tastemade/status/1404302580721852420
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Jun 16, 2021 00:56
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I have nothing against onions, they go well with a lot of food BUT but but but, please no: Extra: I'm concerned about what type of cheese are people using.   
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Jun 18, 2021 22:56
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Fire hazard Pizza:
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Jun 19, 2021 22:08
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Non-Euclidean pizza geometry
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Jun 20, 2021 02:31
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Imma stab anyone who dares to disrespect the holiness of pineapple pizza. Nah just kidding Enjoy your boring flavorless lives.
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Jun 21, 2021 03:27
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reignonyourparade posted:Pineapple on pizza is kinda bad, anyone who gets super upset about other people liking it has something loving wrong with them though. Speaking of:  lol HELLOMYNAMEIS___ posted:"Bolognese pizza": You can't trick me, that's diarrhea!
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Jun 21, 2021 04:10
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Picnic Princess posted:I'm going to say something really controversial and I apologize in advance to people with heart conditions, neck injuries, or delicate constitutions yeah I'm craving pineapple pizza now.
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Jun 26, 2021 05:41
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Cartoon Man posted:
I would steal those. No shame, just pick a stack of frozen road pizza.
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