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hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

all of them

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hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

Sagebrush posted:

third one: the one where lisa is depressed and lady gaga fixes it

thats such a funny thing to make up

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lisa_Goes_Gaga

noooooo

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

BaldDwarfOnPCP posted:

pstew was the one who liked the dune buggy

he prefers being an action star to an egghead diplomat, even in his dotage apparently

he’s short and typecast, bullying paramount over TNG movies was the only way for him to experience being a Hollywood action star.

and good for him tbh, I hope he had fun

Gnossiennes posted:

because picard is in 2024 atm lol

this is stupider than I thought Picard would be

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

rjmccall posted:

lol at old man picard needing noticeable windup to shove some 110lb model

we should all hope to be in such shape at 81 tbh

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

Archduke Frantz Fanon posted:

cant be worse than an open office

I once went from an open office plan startup to a medium sized company with a classic 90s cube farm with 6 ft partitions and was actually somewhat excited

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

rjmccall posted:

grrm sets dorne up to be significant, but even in the books it just feels like too many characters with too weak of a connection to the rest of the plot. frankly they should have just cut dorne from the show completely if they were going to do what they did with them

grrm apparently was writing darkstar (he is of the night) completely seriously and did not intend him to be a joke or parody. this is a microcosm of all of dorne

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

BaldDwarfOnPCP posted:

fair

GRRM lost his touch very early on

and lost interest

3 out of 5 books are quite good

oh you meant by years. yeah.

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

Archduke Frantz Fanon posted:

if the jets had managed to win a superbowl in the past decade hed be done with the books

if Chad Pennington couldn’t lead the jets to one it’s impossible

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

mystes posted:

I guess literally every other movie isn't sufficiently an ad for the US military so they felt they need to step it up a notch?

it’s just like the original topgun in that way.

however that cgi f-14 looks terrible, just drop it if you can’t film in iran (lol)

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

“all good things…” is a better TNG movie than generations

it doesn’t even end things because while the series was ending they were producing movies at the same time

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

I also recalled correctly that theres amazing trivia on the memory alpha page

quote:

Brannon Braga and Ronald D. Moore wrote "All Good Things..." and later drafts of Star Trek Generations simultaneously. This often led them to mix the stories up

well and we know which they cared more about…

quote:

Early versions of this story included the Borg attack at Wolf 359 as a fourth main timeline. (Star Trek: The Next Generation Companion (3rd ed., p. 299)) According to Brannon Braga, Hugh would have appeared as well, helping to rescue Picard from the Borg in this timeline. (The Fifty-Year Mission: The Next 25 Years, p. 281) The story also originated from a pitch by Ronald D. Moore early in the season in which Q had gone insane, causing the universe to come unraveled. The other characters found themselves in a bizarre place, with Q as a homeless guy sitting in a corner next a garbage can muttering "I used to be a superbeing. I used to be a superbeing." Although Michael Piller did not want to do this story, he did like the idea of bringing Q back and using him to bookend the series. (TNG Season 7 DVD - "The Making of 'All Good Things...'")

ehhh idk if that would’ve worked, probably a good thing to cut

quote:

Past-Data seems to imply that the anomaly was formed by the convergence of the tachyon pulses from the three Enterprises (though his exact words are "It is as if all three originated from the Enterprise") In the future, it is in fact the Pasteur, not the Enterprise, that fires the tachyon pulse. Ronald D. Moore later said of this: "This is an error that no one caught until the episode was on the air. And who caught it first? Rick Berman's ten-year-old son. Kind of humbling." (AOL chat, 1997).

:owned:

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

Jonny 290 posted:

generations sucked because they didnt let shatner do his "bridge...on the captain" final line that he genuinely wanted to belt out

it’s good to know shatner knew exactly what he was doing with his roles

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

Jonny 290 posted:



welp there ya go.

insurrection is basically a joke plot from the Twitter tng season 8 account turned into a movie.

unlike the tng movie after that which we don’t talk about.

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

Ellie Trashcakes posted:

I mean maybe but I think you're giving Shatner with a lot more credit than he's due. Like I don't remember TJ Hooker but I remember him in Twilight Zone and Incubus being super muggy and pure ham from toenail to toupee

Just aside from him being a silly putty dildo 🤷🏻‍♀️

I think after TOS everyone casting shatner had something very specific in mind.

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

haveblue posted:

why, because they don't know the plot of every episode of DS9 by heart?

they wrote in a transporter accident so nana visitor wouldn’t have to hide her pregnancy on the show for the last part of a season. it was a very cool thing to do

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

the comments on the slate thing are good

https://slate.com/comments/human-interest/2023/04/couple-surrogate-fantasy-sex-advice.html

quote:

Dear HTDI - my wife has been possessed by a Pah Wraith in the Fire Caves of Bajor. Now she wants me to hijack the station’s systems and collapse the wormhole that leads to the Gamma Quadrant and trap the Prophets in the Celestial Temple. I wouldn’t ordinarily do this, but Pah Wraith “Keiko” is into way more kinky stuff than regular Keiko (like, butt stuff). Is there some way I can continue to bang her with a clear conscience?

quote:

Dear LW1,

Will your incipient affair with Chief O'Brien not be further complicated when he discovers that the actual father of your baby is Dr. Bashir?

Also, marry the grumpy constable and don't let him go off to save his people from extinction, they suck.

quote:

Oooooh! We new more Stoya/DS9 crossover letters like:
"I did genealogical research that proves my exacting new mother-in-law to be is descended from a prostitute and now the wedding is off!" Or, "I took my hot new boyfriend to a resort that my ex girlfriend manages and he joined the local Proud Boy organization to retaliate!", or "Help! I'm sixteen and my dad won't accept my girlfriend because she works in a casino!". Or maybe "Uhhhhhh, the man that was my mom's sugar daddy keeps trying to get with me and I'm not interested"

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

haveblue posted:

writing a sequel is also outside the rules of the matrix

but not the rules of WB

this being a plot point in resurrections owns

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

there’s lower decks

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

Shaggar posted:

sga is the best stargate because they nailed the balance of adventure and comedy. shepard is like kirk + han solo, mckay is rear end in a top hat spock, and ronon is chewbacca. its great

SG doesn’t get better than RDA hamming it up in the earlier seasons. I think too many people are remembering SG-1 after the like 3rd time they wrote a series finale

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008


can’t wait for the second one to see what dom’s special dressphere is

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

https://twitter.com/planet4589/status/1657119933426290731?s=46&t=TBi_iSImUmzjTxXAKsMEHw

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

maybe the better question is are there any second unit directors that can handle car chases anymore now that CGI is a thing?

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

Beeftweeter posted:

they're not actually filming a chase scene. chances are the trucks harrison ford and and phoebe waller-bridge are in aren't even moving

well, this would often be true for a practical effects chase scene too. even if your principals could do the stunts themselves you sure aren’t going to capture any useful close ups during them

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

the exception that proves the rule - they have very limited close ups for cruise’s ridiculous MI stunts. it’s clear that it’s not the “rational” way to do that and they probably still needed other shots anyway

it’s cool that cruise has figured out a way to get his aviation daredevil tendencies paid for

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

haveblue posted:

archer is somehow still on and was mostly good for at least 10 seasons

venture brothers doesn’t really count since it only released new episodes very rarely so they did 7 seasons in 14 years

early archer was so much better than late archer but that’s more saying how exceptional early archer is

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

polyester concept posted:

i really liked the prestige in the mid 2000s but i have no idea if it still holds up, I should rewatch it.

dark knight, inception, insterstellar, dunkirk were all p great. there is way more talentless dreck out there to get mad at.

I feel like I was the only person that disliked the prestige when it came out.

idk, I just somehow got on the wrong side of suspension of disbelief early and was thinking “oh come on” throughout the entire film.

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

infernal machines posted:

i think you've just identified why i don't like his movies

inception was perfect for him, it even had an ending that was ambiguous in a good instead of dumb way

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

Beeftweeter posted:

ah, gently caress it, i like the prestige too. i agree with hobbesmaster though

a few parts had me doing basically the same thing. a couple of the reveals had me going ":rolleyes: really?" but it's still an enjoyable film overall. it's got a great cast and they do a good job, and once you realize the story is not at all grounded in reality it's a lot better

i imagine that's not too far out a take either because it seems like a lot of people didn't realize it's a fantasy film, and to be fair, it's not really set up like one

yeah as you said it’s by no means bad.

i just felt like playing clue and all of the sudden the answer is actually an alien abduction.

in comparison inception established its thing early and everything flows reasonably from that premise. just different types of movies I guess

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

Casual Encountess posted:

fast x was really fuckin good. better than 9. im hype for final furious x-2

can’t wait to see vin diesel’s garment grid

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

Beeftweeter posted:

yeah, i was thinking something similar. i can't think of one off the top of my head either

i'm also curious to see how they're going to pull that off. i'm very glad they're doing it mind you — imo SNW and lower decks are some of the best trek in decades — but they're completely different shows set about 200 years apart. because of that boimler and mariner should know what's going to happen backwards and forwards (including pike's eventual fate, but that's still several years off at this point)

that’s an easy one - temporal prime directive.

things sisko is afraid of: temporal investigations
things sisko is not afraid of: war crime investigations

some random ensigns don’t have a chance to not gently caress that one up

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

Beeftweeter posted:

yeah, you can't really have a bunch of very visibly greedy rich people being the face of your "those drat strikers are just greedy" campaign lol

things have changed since the last time this happened. the rich are much richer and the poor are poorer and have been exploited even further. i think most people are aware of it

I also think a lot of people noticed their tv shows missing from the streaming services they're paying extra for

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008


the stories from this production are wild. they shot it in the middle of the Mexican jungle and everything was practical. here, straight from Wikipedia

quote:

According to Schwarzenegger, filming was physically demanding. The actor—and former bodybuilder—shipped gym equipment to Mexico and trained intensively every day before shooting began, usually with his co-stars.[11] Screenwriter Jim Thomas was impressed with the training regimen and said: "I think that phrase 'manly men' was coined [during the production of Predator]".[11] Among other tasks, Schwarzenegger had to swim in very cold water and spent three weeks covered in mud for the climactic battle with the alien.[12] In addition, cast and crew endured very cold temperatures in the Mexican jungle that required heat lamps to be on all of the time. Cast and crew filmed on rough terrain that, according to the actor, was never flat, "always on a hill. We stood all day long on a hill, one leg down, one leg up. It was terrible."[12] Schwarzenegger also faced the challenge of working with Kevin Peter Hall, who could not see in the Predator suit. The actor recalled that "when he's supposed to slap me around and stay far from my face, all of a sudden, whap! There is this hand with claws on it!"[12] Hall stated in an interview that his experience on the film "wasn't a movie, it was a survival story for all of us."[13] For example, in the scene where the Predator chases Dutch, the water was foul, stagnant and full of leeches.[13] Hall could not see out of the mask and had to rehearse his scenes with it off and memorize where everything was. The outfit was difficult to wear because it was heavy and affected his balance.[13]

the first half of the film and the credits definitely are leaning into Arnold’s immediately previous film - Commando.

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

“number one” not literally being her name would’ve been fine but on the other hand dumb stuff Roddenberry insisted on is a core part of Star Trek.

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

FMguru posted:

after a bunch of efforts to update trek, to make it dark and edgy and serious, they finally stumbled across the idea of "hey what if we did trek the way people liked it back in the day?"

“dark” and “edgy” was also taken very literally

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

time to cancel season 2 of SNW, it can’t top this

hobbesmaster fucked around with this message at 15:27 on Jun 6, 2023

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

https://x.com/jasonkauz/status/1765951560083763416?s=46

for once I completely understand todd howard

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

so I never read the dune sequels before and just finished children and uh. well, that’s a story alright

(I’m basically thinking :sickos: through the back half of children so I’m assuming I’m in the right frame of mind for god-emperor)

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

infernal machines posted:

iirc it was a pretty faithful representation of the stories, which is probably why it was paced so poorly

the problem is that he keeps doing cool moments that deserve a lot of time on screen with just a few sentences. you know enough about the scenario to imagine the scene but it’s just a sentence.

an example from children since I just finished it. after alia’s (fake) assassination attempt on Jessica the chapter ends something like: Jessica drew her crysknife, stood and shouted “fedaykin to me”. There were 6 in the throne room. 5 left it.

that’s 7 60+ year olds using space teleportation magic to cut through however many guards are in an throne room the size of a city

hobbesmaster fucked around with this message at 20:33 on Mar 14, 2024

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

Sweevo posted:

shakespeare is absolutely ruined by making 15 year olds read boring poo poo like julias caesar or henry v and stop for a 10 minute discussion after every third line

and the problem is that Julius Caesar actually owns if you watch a good production

we watched the 1953 marlon Brando movie

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Jan 28, 2008


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