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The next person to post in this thread will suffer a terrible curse

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# ¿ Oct 8, 2020 22:15

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# ¿ May 10, 2024 02:19

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sk posted:

i hope it's the curse of too much dang money

It's not

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# ¿ Oct 8, 2020 23:05

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pixaal posted:

is it terrible fits of laughter? Like just randomly every few hours you break out laughing even if this isn't the place. You even wake up from sleep to laugh.

Because I don't want that

It is the curse of not being a billionaire because I post right after you

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# ¿ Oct 8, 2020 23:33

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pixaal posted:

oh good I don't want to be one sounds terrible. They are always the most miserable people.

Your reverse psychology isn't gonna work on me :colbert:

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# ¿ Oct 8, 2020 23:44

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gently caress I forgot to reply now Bob's gonna be a billionaire

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# ¿ Oct 9, 2020 15:28

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Happy Hippo posted:

mods lock thred plz

Whoa

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# ¿ Oct 11, 2020 07:18

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Chewbecca posted:

I'm gonna buy the forums off jeffrey

We're boned

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# ¿ Oct 11, 2020 14:26

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Diorama posted:

I will share the money with everyone who doesn't post after me

But how will you know who that is unless they post? :thunkher:

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# ¿ Oct 11, 2020 14:38

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blaise rascal posted:

When I win, I will use the entire sum of money to buy vast quantities of blue and purple paint. Then I will turn the ENTIRE WORLD into byob.

Everyone stop posting, this goon gets it

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# ¿ Oct 11, 2020 17:46

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Pahilla the Hun posted:

just close the thread already. i mean like right now. no more postings

One more posting?

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# ¿ Oct 11, 2020 20:21

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nut posted:

writing a song with jason mraz and jack johnson about all the moon pies and bouncing balls i'm going to buy with the billion dollars and the hook is about how it's not enough to buy your love

No I'm shallow, it would definitely buy my love

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# ¿ Oct 12, 2020 11:54

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Jinh posted:

sorry to all the people with lofty philanthropic goals but the sex number called and i had to answer

But think how much better it would be if you'd waited for the weed number

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# ¿ Oct 13, 2020 06:44

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Stoner Sloth posted:

(to pursue my dream of opening a range of fancy, five star dicksuckery of the highest quality for discerning clientele)

Don't think you need to be a billionaire to make that dream happen tbf

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# ¿ Oct 14, 2020 14:26

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That was a scary 6 hours where I got probated and thought someone might snipe this billion from me :ohdear:

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# ¿ Oct 16, 2020 22:35

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I'm too good a poster to let money ruin me

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# ¿ Oct 17, 2020 05:42

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blaise rascal posted:

Oh wait, I was incorrect about this thread. It's actually the FIRST person to post in it, who gets the filthy lucre. My bad!

Well what the gently caress are we even doing here then? :negative:

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# ¿ Oct 18, 2020 03:38

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blaise rascal posted:

I don't know. Better stop posting

Wait is this a trick? :thunkher:

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# ¿ Oct 18, 2020 04:04

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Stoner Sloth posted:

Mods?? please immediately close thread without allowing further posts to prevent this kind of malarkey from reoccuring!

Yes I completely agree

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# ¿ Oct 18, 2020 04:52

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Ok I messaged GaG and told him to close the thread, I'm sure he'll be along any second now

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# ¿ Oct 18, 2020 05:04

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Goons Are Great posted:

Yeah no worries, I'll take of it

You're a diamond

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# ¿ Oct 18, 2020 05:20

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Goons Are Great posted:

Just making a last post before pressing the button, don't mind me

You fiend!

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# ¿ Oct 18, 2020 05:22

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alexandriao posted:

please let it be me.

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# ¿ Oct 18, 2020 12:31

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Goons Are Garlic posted:

It's the perfect number of posts in byob

420 billion surely?

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# ¿ Oct 18, 2020 14:42

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Ha, you thought you had this wrapped up Pahilla but the money is mine!

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# ¿ Oct 24, 2020 21:48

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Chewbecca posted:

now the money is mine

*yoink*

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# ¿ Oct 25, 2020 11:55

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With a billion dollars I'll be able to buy posting pals

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# ¿ Oct 25, 2020 15:35

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SweetWillyRollbar posted:

Don't you all see that this promise of billions of dollars is tearing us apart???

I never liked any of you anyway

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# ¿ Oct 25, 2020 16:45

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Post! I need somebody

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# ¿ Oct 26, 2020 07:01

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Turns out it was me this whole time #blessed

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# ¿ Nov 1, 2020 07:21

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owlhawk911 posted:

free nut

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# ¿ Nov 1, 2020 07:51

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I've messaged the mods and I expect action to be taken at any moment

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# ¿ Nov 29, 2020 08:02

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Oh wow, becoming a billionaire for Christmas. What a great present you've given me, thanks BYOB

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# ¿ Dec 12, 2020 12:28

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What happened to your Christmas spirit BYOB? :qq:

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# ¿ Dec 13, 2020 07:24

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You can have the donuts, I'll have the dollars

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# ¿ Dec 16, 2020 18:43

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Ha you all thought I was gonna stop posting in this thread but you were wrong! :wrong:

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# ¿ Mar 2, 2021 21:39

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Don't worry I'm on the case. I'll post all day if I have to to get this job done

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# ¿ Mar 9, 2021 06:45

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Stoner Sloth posted:

im doing my part!

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# ¿ Mar 9, 2021 08:26

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RickRogers posted:

Despite the best efforts of certain posters, this thread is literally 1 to 2 posts away from structural collapse!

Please, I am just trying to save lives!

You'd think with so much at stake this thread would have thousands of pages. I guess BYOBers just don't want to be billionaires :thunkher:

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# ¿ Mar 9, 2021 16:58

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I'm drying my eyes with $100 bills

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# ¿ Mar 9, 2021 19:01

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# ¿ May 10, 2024 02:19

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slowm posted:

could be me?

Nope, sorry

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# ¿ Mar 9, 2021 21:37

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