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I want to use my wishes to wish for infinity wishes, and then every wish will be used for one post
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May 10, 2024 07:07
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What exactly is a post
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May 3, 2022 06:37
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I hope it's me who is the one who posts most late
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May 23, 2022 04:10
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When will the person who last posts in this thread become a billionaire
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Aug 2, 2022 16:40
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You can't like own money, maaaaaaan!
Then what's all this been about
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Aug 2, 2022 21:01
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If elected I'll spend all the money on one giant banana split sundae that all the kids can share
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Aug 6, 2022 06:33
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I agree, but can we be sure anyone ever posts in this thread again? I hope so but there's no way of knowing
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Aug 19, 2022 04:19
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I'm still hoping it's me and I'm offering a big ice cream but most of the money would go to creating a competitor to something awful called somethin' awful where everything's the same except the color scheme in byob is less funny
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Sep 8, 2022 22:57
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What's everyone's favorite episode of the popular 1900s tv show star trek the next generation? I like the one where I'm the last poster in this thread and use my billion to invade mars
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Sep 26, 2022 03:05
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Why do you assume there are no other b*llionaires to come out of BYOB? As of last week I'm now in that elite class and for that reason I urge you all to post at least once after me
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Oct 8, 2022 05:57
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What winnings? Sorry I know I've posted in this thread before but I am not 'a poster ' per se and so my posts aren't posts
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Dec 17, 2022 18:18
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The way the person that becomes a billionaire from having the last post in this thread is obvious to me
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Jan 6, 2023 22:50
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I will not be explaining, but I'm happy to give a hint
The hint: it has to do with you (the reader) never posting again in this thread
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Jan 6, 2023 23:09
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If I win this thread I'll no longer do the previous thing I suggested, instead I will buy One Dozen Eggs
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Feb 27, 2023 02:17
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and i was so close to a month without anyone else posting 
I think this is officially the last post in this thread
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May 31, 2023 19:01
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Oh sorry for the mistake everyone
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Jun 2, 2023 14:07
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Screw your shoes, I need an automatic posting machine so that I can win future last post contests more efficiently
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Jun 6, 2023 04:50
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The future of posting is automatic posting machines.
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Jun 8, 2023 15:16
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Specifically my automatic posting machine
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Jun 8, 2023 15:17
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It's truly the end of an era, now that a winner has been declared
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Jun 10, 2023 05:58
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I, personally, don't care who wins. I just think it would be fun to spend 1 billion dollars on red text.
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Jun 12, 2023 14:07
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Do not post
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Jul 9, 2023 04:36
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'saved by the last post', a 2023 coming of age story about a lonely new jersey boy who posts badly until he becomes filthy rich and buys a motorcycle and becomes a motorcycle poster
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Jul 9, 2023 04:38
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Do not NOT post.
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Jul 10, 2023 01:59
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bump!!!!
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Jul 14, 2023 21:16
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Wait will there be taxes
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Jul 28, 2023 02:59
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If I'm given the billionaire status i'll use it to reboot city of heroes (And charge $1,000,000 monthly sub, for 1 character slot)
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Aug 4, 2023 16:16
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I would use the billion dollars to reboot 'Ally McBeal' including a world class theme park in Orlando based on the new cast
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Aug 23, 2023 02:15
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This has gone on so long that being a billionaire isn't even that good anymore, so it's pretty reasonable to just stop posting here (don't worry I'll keep an eye on it)
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Aug 27, 2023 14:41
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Billionaires were never good tho.
No need to post anymore then, right?
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Aug 28, 2023 17:38
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How else will I create my wealthy sharks to eat all humans?
I'll eat all humans
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Aug 28, 2023 19:14
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I have a question about the pact
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Sep 19, 2023 16:56
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The last person to post in this thread will be free from all pact based obligations
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Sep 19, 2023 18:33
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There are not circumstances that would stop me from posting, you are all my best friends. Anyone else who posts in this thread is my friend
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Sep 20, 2023 04:23
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I have entered into only one pact. A friendship pact with the posters in this thread. Please don't release me from it
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Sep 21, 2023 14:38
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Since the thread title doesn't state that the famous and friends will explicitly come after the Last Post, it's possible to interpret the cloud of friendship I'm experiencing as early signs that this will be the Last Post. Wow! What a ride this has been.
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Sep 22, 2023 11:56
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I hope my hot dog is garnished with billion dollar bills
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Sep 28, 2023 06:31
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I'm going to be honest with you, that seem quite unlikely. But hey, keep hoping and all.
I think the odds are as high as anything else, like which is more likely in your mind:
The hotdog will turn into a spider god
The hotdog will be garnished with the target special edition of Taylor swifts 1989
The hot dog will be vegan
It's all the same
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Sep 28, 2023 18:20
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'awesome' doesn't just imply good tasting is my point.
Would you be in awe of a hot dog that reenacted the entire lightsaber duel on mustafar in star wars 6?
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May 10, 2024 07:07
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i think it would be more byob for us to all share the spa, and perhaps bring some room temperature hotdogs to enjoy in the sauna together
how can we all be the last person to post in this thread.
checkmate.
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