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im gettin 6ed with this clearly amazing and accurate description of avarice



not just a random screenshot from my folder

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think ive got this, last post on page 42.0


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Escape From Noise posted:

Congrats!

I'll ready the guillotine.

that guillotinell cost a lot of money ill give you some of mine

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barfdog posted:

please deposit the full amount into my bank account under my mattress

i dont want to disagree with such a classic sig but i think youll find ill be takin the big money to the big money bank today


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stand aside amateurs, the master of threadkilling is here. now watch as I type out an entire essay gloating about my newfound riches. yes it was a spring day in the year 2012 when I decided I was going to be a billionaire. I spent my entire life pursuing this goal and now I have finally defeated the free market economy. you might think one might quote this post and reply with a tl;dr but let me assure you that only ensures my complete and inevitable victory

as I stand here in my bastion of triumph id like to thank all the posters who have posted in this thread previous. you have all paved the way to my inevitable post final as any fantasy.


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dang I remember this I was a member cuz I had toxin brains


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lol I’m on my phone so I don’t see gangtags

it should be a feature


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*cruises into thread wearing like those visor sunglasses that look like window blinds*

thread better have my money


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i accept big bulging sacks with dollar signs on them

please dont edit this post to say i accept big bulging sacks


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wow im still a billionaire


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its time to crow about my billions like im scrooge mccluck (oc)


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Stoner Sloth posted:

a duck can't crow :colbert: therefore the billions should go to me, and that's just :biotruths:

in this hes like a rooster u know like when the cock crows etc

i accept cheques made out to "the greatest poster in the universe" thanx


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Rarity posted:

Friends we cannot risk Coupons and Deals claiming our billions. In good faith everyone must stop posting so I can claim the prize and we can be sure it will remain in BYOB

okay ill stop posting


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i wanted to say it was a good experience being a billionaire for like 5 hours yesterday. i laughed & cried & really learned the value of money. too bad it went away but easy come easy go. anyhoo till the next time im a billionaire


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turns out the Curvaceous Deadguy was coups n dealz all along

:thunk:


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he was trying to decrease property values.... so everyone could get a deal on them!!


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unfortunately it was bad when fred was attracted to the guy wearing the curvy halloween costume because fred is an anything that moves kinda guy. so there was a real awkward mess but in the end we solved the mystery

ty for reading my fanfic


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you orbs can all witch hunt for c&d posters all you want just so you know im certified byob. i have a card that says 'not C&D' but its in my other pants


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i know hes a millionaire but what does cha mean. is that what danny brown says


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i refuse to rest until someone tells me what a chamillionaire is or i become one


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heard they were giving away luck itt


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the lust for material consumerist greed of money itt is shameful. how can you all live with yourselves. youd better stop posting, to reflect


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Saoshyant posted:

I agree, bff. I now see the error of my ways and will stop posting at once. Right after this one.

i came back to this post & forgot what thread it was & was like wtf did i say lol


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is this an actual saying or just something ss has made up

ill let u, the reader decide


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just pay me in sawbucks so i can get some freakin eyes


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dont eat me either


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i dont want all the friends just the ones that complement each other with good synergies


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a hot dog would go a long way, i have a mouth to feed


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Dukberry posted:

how can we all be the last person to post in this thread.

checkmate.

Atheists btfo once more


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is this thread closed

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)


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im going to invest these billions in awfulcoin


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guess this is the only thread people want me to keep alive lmao

sorry

pry these moneybags from my somewhat trembling fingers


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well on the other hand, yes


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Dukberry posted:

I will build the most reliable orphan crusher in history. Never again will an orphan need to go to bed uncrushed.

i'll invest like a hundred thousand in this. it'll pay to be multifaceted with my portfolio once i lock down all this cash


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ok. im doing it because you said to & not because i expect to win a billion dollars

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hot cocoa on the couch posted:

moving through new york city in a black 750
like batman moving through goth-ham

gimme a couple mill a couple trill
i'll spend it on nil. extravagant rhyme posting while i take time posting
i'll spend it on frills. unseriously boasting navigating my toasting
counting beats for lyrics to an SA post
in the billionaires thread
spending time researching how to leave rhymes unsaid
i'll spend time more
lurking, catch me dead (chilling in BYOB. Thank You)


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i was respecting their wishes but :10bux::10bux::10bux:


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a brave & selfless post. i won't forget you BG when i'm filthy, stinking, atrociously rich


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