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im gettin 6ed with this clearly amazing and accurate description of avarice not just a random screenshot from my folder |
# ¿ Jul 18, 2022 23:40 |
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# ¿ May 10, 2024 05:43 |
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think ive got this, last post on page 42.0
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# ¿ Oct 2, 2022 06:00 |
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Escape From Noise posted:Congrats! that guillotinell cost a lot of money ill give you some of mine |
# ¿ Dec 12, 2022 06:12 |
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barfdog posted:please deposit the full amount into my bank account under my mattress i dont want to disagree with such a classic sig but i think youll find ill be takin the big money to the big money bank today
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# ¿ Dec 31, 2022 20:07 |
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stand aside amateurs, the master of threadkilling is here. now watch as I type out an entire essay gloating about my newfound riches. yes it was a spring day in the year 2012 when I decided I was going to be a billionaire. I spent my entire life pursuing this goal and now I have finally defeated the free market economy. you might think one might quote this post and reply with a tl;dr but let me assure you that only ensures my complete and inevitable victory as I stand here in my bastion of triumph id like to thank all the posters who have posted in this thread previous. you have all paved the way to my inevitable post final as any fantasy.
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# ¿ Jan 27, 2023 04:26 |
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dang I remember this I was a member cuz I had toxin brains
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# ¿ Jan 27, 2023 06:18 |
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lol I’m on my phone so I don’t see gangtags it should be a feature
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# ¿ Jan 27, 2023 06:19 |
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*cruises into thread wearing like those visor sunglasses that look like window blinds* thread better have my money
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# ¿ Feb 9, 2023 15:35 |
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i accept big bulging sacks with dollar signs on them please dont edit this post to say i accept big bulging sacks
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# ¿ Feb 9, 2023 15:54 |
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wow im still a billionaire
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# ¿ Feb 9, 2023 22:21 |
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its time to crow about my billions like im scrooge mccluck (oc)
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# ¿ Feb 10, 2023 12:52 |
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Stoner Sloth posted:a duck can't crow therefore the billions should go to me, and that's just in this hes like a rooster u know like when the cock crows etc i accept cheques made out to "the greatest poster in the universe" thanx
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# ¿ Feb 10, 2023 13:32 |
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Rarity posted:Friends we cannot risk Coupons and Deals claiming our billions. In good faith everyone must stop posting so I can claim the prize and we can be sure it will remain in BYOB okay ill stop posting
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# ¿ Feb 10, 2023 14:55 |
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i wanted to say it was a good experience being a billionaire for like 5 hours yesterday. i laughed & cried & really learned the value of money. too bad it went away but easy come easy go. anyhoo till the next time im a billionaire
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# ¿ Feb 10, 2023 14:57 |
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turns out the Curvaceous Deadguy was coups n dealz all along
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# ¿ Feb 10, 2023 14:58 |
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he was trying to decrease property values.... so everyone could get a deal on them!!
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# ¿ Feb 10, 2023 14:59 |
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unfortunately it was bad when fred was attracted to the guy wearing the curvy halloween costume because fred is an anything that moves kinda guy. so there was a real awkward mess but in the end we solved the mystery ty for reading my fanfic
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# ¿ Feb 10, 2023 15:01 |
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you orbs can all witch hunt for c&d posters all you want just so you know im certified byob. i have a card that says 'not C&D' but its in my other pants
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# ¿ Feb 10, 2023 15:42 |
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# ¿ Feb 10, 2023 15:51 |
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i know hes a millionaire but what does cha mean. is that what danny brown says
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# ¿ Feb 10, 2023 18:38 |
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i refuse to rest until someone tells me what a chamillionaire is or i become one
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# ¿ Feb 10, 2023 19:10 |
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heard they were giving away luck itt
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# ¿ Feb 17, 2023 21:45 |
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the lust for material consumerist greed of money itt is shameful. how can you all live with yourselves. youd better stop posting, to reflect
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# ¿ Feb 18, 2023 14:31 |
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Saoshyant posted:I agree, bff. I now see the error of my ways and will stop posting at once. Right after this one. i came back to this post & forgot what thread it was & was like wtf did i say lol
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# ¿ Feb 19, 2023 00:14 |
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is this an actual saying or just something ss has made up ill let u, the reader decide
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# ¿ Apr 6, 2023 22:29 |
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just pay me in sawbucks so i can get some freakin eyes
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# ¿ Aug 25, 2023 14:57 |
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dont eat me either
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# ¿ Aug 29, 2023 22:51 |
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i dont want all the friends just the ones that complement each other with good synergies
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# ¿ Sep 21, 2023 19:43 |
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a hot dog would go a long way, i have a mouth to feed
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# ¿ Sep 25, 2023 13:55 |
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Dukberry posted:how can we all be the last person to post in this thread. Atheists btfo once more
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# ¿ Oct 10, 2023 18:18 |
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is this thread closed (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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# ¿ Nov 11, 2023 13:40 |
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im going to invest these billions in awfulcoin
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# ¿ Nov 25, 2023 21:57 |
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guess this is the only thread people want me to keep alive lmao sorry pry these moneybags from my somewhat trembling fingers
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# ¿ Jan 16, 2024 02:33 |
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well on the other hand, yes
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# ¿ Jan 29, 2024 19:10 |
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Dukberry posted:I will build the most reliable orphan crusher in history. Never again will an orphan need to go to bed uncrushed. i'll invest like a hundred thousand in this. it'll pay to be multifaceted with my portfolio once i lock down all this cash
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# ¿ Feb 1, 2024 18:23 |
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ok. im doing it because you said to & not because i expect to win a billion dollars |
# ¿ Apr 1, 2024 17:41 |
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hot cocoa on the couch posted:moving through new york city in a black 750 gimme a couple mill a couple trill i'll spend it on nil. extravagant rhyme posting while i take time posting i'll spend it on frills. unseriously boasting navigating my toasting counting beats for lyrics to an SA post in the billionaires thread spending time researching how to leave rhymes unsaid i'll spend time more lurking, catch me dead (chilling in BYOB. Thank You)
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# ¿ Apr 14, 2024 00:26 |
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i was respecting their wishes but
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# ¿ Apr 19, 2024 06:40 |
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# ¿ May 10, 2024 05:43 |
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a brave & selfless post. i won't forget you BG when i'm filthy, stinking, atrociously rich
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# ¿ May 4, 2024 04:30 |