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'saved by the last post', a 2023 coming of age story about a lonely new jersey boy who posts badly until he becomes filthy rich and buys a motorcycle and becomes a motorcycle poster
do you start every post with 'vroom vroom'
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May 10, 2024 07:26
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I think the hot dog will be redeemable for one (1) billion dollars.
what if it is a billion hot dogs
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Sep 29, 2023 02:55
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yoink
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Feb 15, 2024 03:46
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and now you’re out again
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Feb 18, 2024 00:28
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wtf how did i get back in
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Feb 19, 2024 03:43
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do you think there are enough pennies in circulation to cover the billion dollar payment
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Feb 19, 2024 17:48
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According to the Royal Mint, there are circa 10 billion 1 pence coins in circulation which would only be £100 million, so not quite enough
dag, yo
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Feb 20, 2024 13:06
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yes but having over a billion means you're cursed to self own (eg elon musk)
hence i should take the money as i was going to anyway
pfft
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Feb 22, 2024 04:08
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i'm keeping all the money and living in a dirigible
preferably a zeppelin, but i will also accept an aerostat adorned with mechanically useless but aesthetically pleasing cogs
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Feb 27, 2024 13:37
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i decline, sexually
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Mar 2, 2024 03:12
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roll dem bones
dem postin' bones
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Mar 3, 2024 04:55
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all i'm saying is that you folk need to stop getting between me and my zeppelin empire
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Mar 4, 2024 17:48
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well drat
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Mar 5, 2024 01:40
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but why have one potato chip when i can have all potato chip
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Mar 5, 2024 16:19
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All dressed? You Canadian or something?
ketchup or no chup
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Mar 5, 2024 16:29
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Ketchup is a trash condiment. A garbage sauce.
spoken like somebody who eats their fries with vinegar and mayo, like a heathen
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Mar 5, 2024 18:31
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 (that i've won i mean)
got some bad news,chief
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Mar 6, 2024 12:44
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oooh, somebody tried to pull a billionaire sneak
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Mar 24, 2024 02:30
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What's goin on, everyone? Enjoying a little "just posting" I see! Hm. Yes. Foolish really. It will cause you to lose your vitality, your... essence!
posting is my essence
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Mar 24, 2024 12:10
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Posting in the bad taste thread.
But not like the Peter Jackson movie. Because that movie, like all of his movies, is like a million hours long.
i will not sit here and let misinformation about bad taste be spread
i know it's a cool, smooth 91 minutes
source: i just looked at the dvd case on my shelf
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Apr 3, 2024 00:37
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Okay. Feels like it. Because Peter Jackson cannot edit anything effectively.
i feel bad that you can’t appreciate true art like aliens vomiting in a bowl and eating it
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Apr 3, 2024 21:45
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Eating my own vomit sounds like a better use of my time than watching a Peter "I Made The Hobbit into 3 3 Hour Movies" Jackson TBH.
his output has more good than bad, though i prefer his pre-lotr films to what came after for sure
nobody is out here defending the hobbit trilogy, though
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Apr 4, 2024 12:46
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orthodontics
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Apr 9, 2024 03:38
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by what mechanism will i become a billionaire tho
well, now you’ll never find out
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Apr 11, 2024 22:04
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Posting for dollars 
bowling for burgers
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Apr 29, 2024 00:13
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How come we aren't getting any more Alvin and the Chipmunks movies? I'm interested in using the money from this thread to answer that question.
a billion dollars could buy many alvin and the chipmunks films
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Apr 30, 2024 04:55
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dammit, my alvin and the chipmunks talk didn't scare everyone away
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May 4, 2024 12:18
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Want to talk more about this important topic? I propose that this become the official Alvin and the Chipmunks fan thread, all subsequent posts must respect this
okay, i’ll start things off with: why are there so many panty shots in the chipmunks adventure?
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May 5, 2024 21:01
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Market research also shows that adults love money.
it's why 'show me the money' from the hit 1999 film jerry maguire was such an iconic line that made the movie relevant forever
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May 10, 2024 07:26
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you keep da money
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