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# ¿ Sep 18, 2020 07:46

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# ¿ May 10, 2024 02:58

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If I win a million dollars I'd definitely open that brewery.

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# ¿ Sep 18, 2020 13:38

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I will never stop posting

# ¿ Sep 18, 2020 16:32

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poverty goat posted:

When my check clears I'll give $1k to every goon who doesn't post in this thread after this post

A classic prisoner's dilemma

# ¿ Sep 22, 2020 18:02

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Evil Bob posted:

haha yes by my calculations this thread will be closed any second now!

The only thing I'll be calculating is my billions of internet dollars, friend!

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# ¿ Oct 7, 2020 19:28

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Just wanted to say congratulations to Chewbecca

# ¿ Oct 13, 2020 17:49

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Chewbecca posted:

Wait....has anyone confirmed it is a billionaire in cash money? Not a billionaire in, oh idk, venereal diseases? Or is it a billion in yen which is probably bugger all?!

TBF a billion yen is still a tidy sum. It's almost 10 million usd.

# ¿ Oct 13, 2020 17:50

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Stoner Sloth posted:

just got back from changing my name legally to 'The last person to'

check & mate

So, the last person, in order to post itt you need to become a billionaire. Sorry. It's the rules

# ¿ Oct 14, 2020 10:08

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pixaal posted:

are you saying I get a billion nuggets? can... can I get half and half? Like half chicken nuggets?

Oh man. You know what I miss? And maybe this is gross and bad. But I miss me some Popeye's. Goddamn. That is like the only American fast food I miss sometimes

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# ¿ Oct 14, 2020 18:14

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pixaal posted:

Never been to one the closest one is 200 miles from me.

I didn't go to one until I lived in Chicago one drunken night. It's not something I can eat all the time but goddamn. Sometimes it's perfect.

# ¿ Oct 14, 2020 18:32

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Barking Gecko posted:

Popeye's is one of the good things about living in the South. There's one about a mile from my house.

The chicken is good but also THOSE SIDES

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# ¿ Oct 14, 2020 18:39

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In Portland I lived pretty close to a Popeye's and there were a few in the city. In Seattle the closest one was like an hour south. So that was another point for Portland in my book

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# ¿ Oct 14, 2020 18:41

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owlhawk911 posted:

i'm going to use my billion dollars to wipe the sickness that is man from the face of our poor dying earth

You're going to start a rap metal band? Good luck!

# ¿ Oct 15, 2020 06:20

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Don't you all see that this promise of billions of dollars is tearing us apart???

# ¿ Oct 25, 2020 16:44

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Rarity posted:

I never liked any of you anyway

Wow. You...you try to prepare yourself for these things, but then it happens and well...well I guess you can't really prepare for these kinds of barbs, can you? :cry:

# ¿ Oct 25, 2020 16:48

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Post 'em if you got 'em!

# ¿ Nov 1, 2020 08:10

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owlhawk911 posted:

what will you do to free nut

Free your nut, and your mind will follow.

# ¿ Nov 1, 2020 08:55

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pecan posted:

hear me out

I need no-ads

Say, friend. Your av looks a lot like that of BYOB regular "nut"

# ¿ Nov 1, 2020 13:42

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pecan posted:

you�ll notice my notes also suggest that the money should go to me, so I can buy a sprinter van to convert into a mobile home

From this info alone I have deduced you are Canadian. Just like "nut" is. Curious.

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# ¿ Nov 1, 2020 14:31

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Congratulations Stoner Sloth! If anyone deserves it, it's you!

# ¿ Dec 13, 2020 03:25

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Kief Richards posted:

Please put me first against the wall

I could never!

# ¿ Dec 16, 2020 03:50

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Pennies from heaven. Oh god! Take cover!

# ¿ Dec 16, 2020 19:08

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Did you all hear that?

# ¿ Dec 29, 2020 08:21

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Barking Gecko posted:

Roger, wilco.

Yes!

# ¿ Jan 8, 2021 08:24

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Maybe the real billions were the posts we made along the way.

# ¿ Jan 22, 2021 16:11

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BYOB's Billions. Starring me.

# ¿ Jan 24, 2021 03:09

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Kief Richards posted:

I did

I can't believe I'm internet friends with a real life billionaire!

# ¿ Jan 26, 2021 01:30

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Comrades, I think it is time we collectivize our posting and distribute the wealth evenly among the posters.

# ¿ Jan 28, 2021 02:56

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Teddy Thunders posted:

What if I seize it and redistribute it to two brand new tiddies and rear end implants but also feeding and clothing and housing every person in my town

But dem tiddies

That's a plan I can get... BEHIND!

# ¿ Feb 16, 2021 08:44

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Teddy Thunders posted:

Alright, alright, settle down everyone. Let's close this down now so I can figure out how to get everyone their DuckieBucks.

Daddy ~~War~~Duckiebucks

# ¿ Mar 9, 2021 13:54

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RickRogers posted:

Despite the best efforts of certain posters, this thread is literally 1 to 2 posts away from structural collapse!

Please, I am just trying to save lives!

BYOBster's Billions

# ¿ Mar 9, 2021 16:53

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[in extremely Backstreet Boys voice]: It's gonna! (It's gonna!) It's gonna be me!

# ¿ Mar 10, 2021 07:20

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Rich people are garbage.

Call me Slush Garbo (whom I miss)

# ¿ Mar 15, 2021 13:09

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When you become rich you'll be so busy trying to make more money you'll never actually go on holiday again. You'll die screaming "Buy!" and "Sell!" into the phone clutched in your hand.

# ¿ Mar 15, 2021 18:45