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in witness protection, forgot to turn on the fan after pooping 
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more falafel please posted:my sentence for swinging at a 3-0 fastball while we were up by 6 was reduced to 10 years because of the mitigating circumstances (I grounded into a double play) Stole second base up by 9, broke my toe, confined to solitary confinement and 7 years hard labor
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On my way to death row for calling Sonic a drive thru and not a drive in |
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