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Stadium security dragging me out for crying at the baseball game, until i begin kicking and screaming and they say "that's more like it"and let me go
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canyoneer posted:a tourist in philadelphia gets in line at a cheesesteak shop, and a uniformed food police officer gets in line behind him. tourist decides not to risk it, and steps out of the line and walks across the street to a mcdonalds In a new york pizza shop, dragged away while trying to use a fork and knife on my pizza, i quietly slip the fork into my sleeve in the shuffle. I may be going to pizza jail but there's no way I'm using my hands to eat pizza like some kind of heathen.
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