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Cop: Sir, are you aware how fast you were going? Me: Uh, 10mph? Cop: Exactly. That's faster than you were going before you switched lanes. Can I see your license and registration, please? |
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Stewardess: Are you enjoying your in-flight meal, sir? Me: Y- (notices multiple other passengers starting to rise from their seats) I mean no no, not in the least, it's awful. |
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Sky Marshal: (to another passenger) Ma'am, do you have a permit for that quiet baby? |
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"But really I think it was Edward Norton's best film and..." (sirens in the distance) "Cheese it, it's the unwritten fuzz!" |
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Chewbecca posted:A red laser dot appearing between the eyes of the guy who pretends he didn't notice his dog took a dump on the footpath Tough, but fair |
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Creepy guy with a sledgehammer: Your sentence has been decided. This will teach your to tread on sidewalks so carelessly. Me: P-please don't hurt me! CGWAS: (sneering) Oh no, young man. Not you. My mother: !!! |
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