this is the thread for loling about lowtax selling the forums (or not)

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lol?
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President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

infernal machines posted:

i'm pretty sure that means we can now continue doxxing his parents

oh thank christ.

# ? Sep 22, 2020 14:35

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# ? May 4, 2024 06:25

Moo Cowabunga: Jun 15, 2009; [Office Worker.

lol

# ? Sep 22, 2020 22:56

Sweevo: Nov 8, 2007; i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

"dear richard's parents. your son is a poop man. signed the internet"

# ? Sep 22, 2020 23:19

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

mr. and mrs. keyanka, i write to you with a matter of grave concern regarding your son richard, he's fallen in with a bad crowd.

# ? Sep 22, 2020 23:21

The Management: Jan 2, 2010; sup, bitch?

dear Richard�s parents,

did you know that ebaum�s world sold for fifty million dollars? just saying.

# ? Sep 23, 2020 00:20

Kenny Logins: Jan 11, 2011; EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

The Management posted:

dear Richard�s parents,

did you know that ebaum�s world sold for fifty million dollars? just saying.

# ? Sep 23, 2020 00:52

Jonny 290: May 5, 2005; [ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

The Management posted:

dear Richard�s parents,

did you know that ebaum�s world sold for fifty million dollars? just saying.

# ? Sep 23, 2020 00:58

kitten emergency: Jan 13, 2008; get meow this wack-ass crystal prison

The Management posted:

dear Richard�s parents,

did you know that ebaum�s world sold for fifty million dollars? just saying.

# ? Sep 23, 2020 02:34

Moo Cowabunga: Jun 15, 2009; [Office Worker.

The Management posted:

dear Richard�s parents,

did you know that ebaum�s world sold for fifty million dollars? just saying.

# ? Sep 23, 2020 04:20

EIDE Van Hagar: Dec 8, 2000; Beep Boop

SmokaDustbowl posted:

he didn't bungle it he went for the long con

see my popsicle stick for being an all day sucker

WYR:

10 years of GTR leases and fancy delivery cookies

or

52 million dollars

# ? Sep 23, 2020 04:27

Achmed Jones: Oct 16, 2004

on the one hand, obviously the money is better. but I don't doubt for a second that lowtax would've tried to "invest" it with some dude named cornelius that could get him in on the ground floor of a really great opportunity. he's dumb enough that he absolutely would've lost it all within 2 years and/or ODd on mystery pills

# ? Sep 23, 2020 04:38

Fabricated: Apr 9, 2007; Living the Dream

Given how this place has been managed and Lowtax's financial woes over the years I don't see how he wouldn't have immediately pissed away a $50 mil buyout if he had gotten it and likely have found a way to not pay any taxes on it so he'd be even more in debt

# ? Sep 23, 2020 12:37

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

the cargo hold doors open, only to reveal that the entire shipment of mangosteens is rotten

# ? Sep 23, 2020 13:19

Schadenboner: Aug 15, 2011; by Shine

EIDE Van Hagar posted:

WYR:

10 years of GTR leases and fancy delivery cookies

or

52 million dollars

Are the cookies fancy or is it just their means of delivery which is?

# ? Sep 23, 2020 13:28

Fabricated: Apr 9, 2007; Living the Dream

I think it'd be more inexplicable than that- it'd be one of those bankruptcies where as far as you could see he had absolutely nothing approaching even the most entry-level, skidoo dealership owner levels of wealth

like a non-modded GTR that somehow he spent more money on than a GTR Nismo, a McMansion on a cheap lot that somehow cost $10m, so much unpaid back taxes that it could trick you for a moment into thinking we had a 80% wealth tax

# ? Sep 23, 2020 13:29

Kenny Logins: Jan 11, 2011; EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

Schadenboner posted:

Are the cookies fancy or is it just their means of delivery which is?

both probably, but this is nothing new to cookies and cookie delivery vectors

# ? Sep 23, 2020 13:37

Kenny Logins: Jan 11, 2011; EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

it was interesting growing up in the 80s in canada and all manner of foodstuffs (cookies included) would be sold in simple yellow packaging with big black lettering as a store brand for one of the largest grocery chains at the time. while hearing (mostly from americans) tell of how the soviets had boring lives because of communism lol

no name 4 eva

# ? Sep 23, 2020 13:40

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

good news! no name still exists

# ? Sep 23, 2020 14:12

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

quote:

no name

quote:

maria

# ? Sep 23, 2020 14:14

Kenny Logins: Jan 11, 2011; EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

infernal machines posted:

good news! no name still exists

it�s one of those really dumb comforting things, that it does. it probably seemed more prevalent as a child because we lived in a backwater province with not much grocery selection so... sometimes that was the only choice!

# ? Sep 23, 2020 14:17

SmokaDustbowl: Feb 12, 2001; by vyelkin; Fun Shoe

no name ripple chips are great

# ? Sep 23, 2020 14:18

Kenny Logins: Jan 11, 2011; EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

most no name things were/are fairly solid recipes/offerings.

# ? Sep 23, 2020 14:18

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

President Beep posted:

let me blow your mind here

no name is the brand

# ? Sep 23, 2020 14:20

Kenny Logins: Jan 11, 2011; EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

i feel like it�s going to see a resurgence over �president�s choice� after the past few years lol

# ? Sep 23, 2020 14:23

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

infernal machines posted:

no name is the brand

no im sorry that is illegal

# ? Sep 23, 2020 14:26

Best Bi Geek Squid: Mar 25, 2016

I've been eating crackers from a brand with no name

# ? Sep 23, 2020 14:58

Archduke Frantz Fanon: Sep 7, 2004

President Beep posted:

the cargo hold doors open, only to reveal that the entire shipment of mangosteens is rotten

# ? Sep 24, 2020 00:38

Farmer Crack-Ass: Jan 2, 2001; this is me posting irl

President Beep posted:

no im sorry that is illegal

mr. president, please. you've had enough screen time. now it's bed time, bed time for the president. sir, please!

# ? Sep 24, 2020 06:52

Kazinsal: Dec 13, 2011

their twitter game is also pretty good considering brand twitters tend to be the most atrocious "how do you do fellow consumers" garbage

mostly just puns about their packaging and responding to people with gifs themed like their packaging

# ? Sep 24, 2020 11:26

Achmed Jones: Oct 16, 2004

just noticed that lowtaxs announcement that also says the sale will happen this month got pulled

lol

# ? Sep 25, 2020 05:11

Moo Cowabunga: Jun 15, 2009; [Office Worker.

Achmed Jones posted:

lol

# ? Sep 25, 2020 06:45

EIDE Van Hagar: Dec 8, 2000; Beep Boop

infernal machines posted:

good news! no name still exists

https://youtu.be/_7jVLp-n9ww

# ? Sep 25, 2020 06:59

Victory Position: Mar 16, 2004

The Management posted:

dear Richard�s parents,

did you know that ebaum�s world sold for fifty million dollars? just saying.

you can add whatever Cracked made before it spun down

# ? Sep 25, 2020 08:50

Mr. Nice!: Oct 13, 2005; c-spam cannot afford

Achmed Jones posted:

just noticed that lowtaxs announcement that also says the sale will happen this month got pulled

lol

it disappeared earlier this week most likely because announcements expire unless the admin sets a toggle for them to be persistent. lowtax probably did not. its not like it matters. goons weren�t the people watching his lovely stream or posting his mom�s address.

# ? Sep 25, 2020 12:39

Moo Cowabunga: Jun 15, 2009; [Office Worker.

lowtax...lied?

# ? Sep 25, 2020 12:46

Fame Douglas: Nov 20, 2013; by Fluffdaddy

Do announcements actually expire by default? That's a feature I wouldn't expect these forums to have.

# ? Sep 25, 2020 13:20

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

Displeased Moo Cow posted:

lowtax...lied?

i know moocow. still processing this. wow.

# ? Sep 25, 2020 13:37

Mr. Nice!: Oct 13, 2005; c-spam cannot afford

Fame Douglas posted:

Do announcements actually expire by default? That's a feature I wouldn't expect these forums to have.

yeah. they�re only up for like 5 or 7 days by default. this was something mentioned in qcs threads where people were griping about announcements in their bookmarks.

# ? Sep 25, 2020 13:45

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

Fame Douglas posted:

Do announcements actually expire by default? That's a feature I wouldn't expect these forums to have.

iirc they didn't used to, then people complained a lot in qcs when there were a couple persistent announcements at the same time and jeffrey changed it so they expire by default

# ? Sep 25, 2020 14:01

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# ? May 4, 2024 06:25

Main Paineframe: Oct 27, 2010

Fame Douglas posted:

Do announcements actually expire by default? That's a feature I wouldn't expect these forums to have.

yeah

stickies do too, actually. you can set them to be stickied for a certain amount of time or indefinitely, and iirc the default is a week or so

# ? Sep 25, 2020 15:08

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