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Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

OFFICIAL #1 GNOME FAN

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

What passes for a modern Tom Brokaw announcing before an audience of the mass of middle America at 6 PM that the presumptive next president is defrauding his campaign.

we don't have anyone that fits that description anymore and probably never will again. most people aren't even all watching the same tv shows anymore, having a billion channels plus streaming options makes sure something like watercooler chat about the latest episode of whatever impossible, so asking an audience of morons with the attention span and understanding of a toddler to watch and absorb straight facts being reported dryly by someone they all trust is like asking for a unicorn that shits gold and can be harnessed endlessly as an unlimited energy source

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Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


hmmm

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

OFFICIAL #1 GNOME FAN
it's a double-edged sword

on one hand that means there isn't any one prevailing narrative being fed to the public by people in the shadows. on the other, that's still happening, just with other people saying other poo poo too, creating multiple competing narratives that are more often than not opposed, so now nobody's on the same page and mostly at each other's throats over which one is right. and none probably reflect reality very well

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

OFFICIAL #1 GNOME FAN
also apparently israel just attacked iran. good news for warmongers

e: and iraq, and syria

hoo boy :sigh:

Beeftweeter fucked around with this message at 03:44 on Apr 19, 2024

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


Beeftweeter posted:

also apparently israel just attacked iran. good news for warmongers

sounds like a bad idea

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

let's see what the president of the united states is up to today

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

OFFICIAL #1 GNOME FAN
they attacked iraq and syria too. strap in folks

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

i have a friend who insists that joe biden is in great health and of sound mind because you have to be in order to be president, it's such a stressful job, if you weren't you just couldn't handle it.

and it's like. have you seen this man. have you heard him speak

Sagebrush fucked around with this message at 03:48 on Apr 19, 2024

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


poor Uncle Bosie

dioxazine
Oct 14, 2004

Sagebrush posted:

let's see what the president of the united states is up to today



that can't possibly be re-:stonk:

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

OFFICIAL #1 GNOME FAN

Sagebrush posted:

i have a friend who insists that joe biden is in great health and of sound mind because you have to be in order to be president, it's such a stressful job, if you weren't you just couldn't handle it.

and it's like. have you seen this man. have you heard him speak

we have two octogenarian options in november and they're both pudding brained. it's not like there's anything important for them to do though so its fine

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

Sagebrush posted:

i have a friend who insists that joe biden is in great health and of sound mind because you have to be in order to be president, it's such a stressful job, if you weren't you just couldn't handle it.

and it's like. have you seen this man

the democratic party in their infinite wisdom chose this man to be our lone champion to oppose the other poo poo-brained dotard

SardonicTyrant
Feb 26, 2016

BTICH IM A NEWT
熱くなれ夢みた明日を
必ずいつかつかまえる
走り出せ振り向くことなく
&



The French Fry Foreign Legion

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

SardonicTyrant posted:

The French Fry Foreign Legion

nice

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

Sagebrush posted:

i have a friend who insists that joe biden is in great health and of sound mind because you have to be in order to be president, it's such a stressful job, if you weren't you just couldn't handle it.

and it's like. have you seen this man. have you heard him speak

isn’t this ableist? he has a stutter

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



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SardonicTyrant posted:

The French Fry Foreign Legion

Shaggar
Apr 26, 2006

SardonicTyrant posted:

The French Fry Foreign Legion

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

OFFICIAL #1 GNOME FAN

SardonicTyrant posted:

The French Fry Foreign Legion

Archduke Frantz Fanon
Sep 7, 2004

Sagebrush posted:

let's see what the president of the united states is up to today



someone’s been dipping into the national strategic botox reserve

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp
joe biden has the deadest eyes i've ever seen on a living person. it's absolute uncanny valley watching him do a speech in motion. i hate his glassy unfocused stare out into space while he valiantly recites

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

OFFICIAL #1 GNOME FAN
he's starting to become indistinguishable from the animatronic biden at disney world. makes u think

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


fart simpson posted:

isn’t this ableist? he has a stutter

it's age discrimination, which is only legal against those roundly youths

post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011

fart simpson posted:

isn’t this ableist? he has a stutter

joe: bibi, do NOT bomb iran!!
bibi: *bombs iran*
joe: did i stutter???

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



SardonicTyrant posted:

The French Fry Foreign Legion

FAT32 SHAMER
Aug 16, 2012



Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

Maybe our sailors should spend some time away from giving away defense secrets on War Thunder to do a little painting, then.

imagine defending American imperialism by calling soldiers lazy even for a bit lol

FAT32 SHAMER
Aug 16, 2012



I should have known that that post is from like four pages ago

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



bill clinton is younger than both candidates and was president 30 years ago.

goblin week
Jan 26, 2019

Absolute clown.

FAT32 SHAMER posted:

imagine defending American imperialism by calling soldiers lazy even for a bit lol

soldiers who are not actively being shot at are lazy gits

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


goblin week posted:

soldiers who are not actively being shot at are lazy gits

that's right

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

OFFICIAL #1 GNOME FAN

FAT32 SHAMER posted:

imagine defending American imperialism by calling soldiers lazy even for a bit lol

are the people that paint boats soldiers?

FAT32 SHAMER
Aug 16, 2012



Beeftweeter posted:

are the people that paint boats soldiers?

they are all part of the imperialist machine, op

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

OFFICIAL #1 GNOME FAN
lol

https://twitter.com/schwarz/status/1781152496452346106

biden's so mad he forgot all of the "red lines". this is different from biden forgetting about them for other old man reasons we swear

Ruffian Price
Sep 17, 2016

Beeftweeter posted:

he's starting to become indistinguishable from the animatronic biden at disney world. makes u think

At least that switch might be funnier than the fake Melaniæ

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


https://twitter.com/Acyn/status/1781373546297749865

what a king

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Not going to post the tweet, you can find it if you'd like, but someone just lit himself on fire outside the courthouse Trump is in. Imagine killing yourself for Donald J. Trump.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



some young dude, brain poisoned by the internet, burned himself alive for a man who couldn't sell steaks and bankrupted multiple casinos.

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Starting to think this Internet thing was a bad idea

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

getting the trial delayed indefinitely because no one can stand to be in the courtroom with mcdonald's onion and fish delite farts

known in future law textbooks as the Trump gambit

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Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

All I needed was that fatty blunt...



King of Breakfast
i'll be honest I didn't think that maga woo woos would actually have the conviction to do anything sacrificial to themselves on that level

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