The spirit of turbo folk is alive in Armenia

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i say swears online: Mar 4, 2005

more like Death Quotes!

https://twitter.com/KatarinLalala/status/1310335907476758528

# ¿ Sep 27, 2020 23:22

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# ¿ May 21, 2024 12:57

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# ¿ Sep 28, 2020 03:56

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drat, turkish cigarettes are your best bang for your buck outside the US

# ¿ Sep 28, 2020 03:58

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BrutalistMcDonalds posted:

what you're afraid of probably won't kill you, and people need to go places and meet people who they might be afraid of to realize, hey, that wasn't so bad. it's also about trust and respect. not going native exactly but kinda like lawrence of arabia. pack light but having some stuff to give away like american cigarettes helps. you know you've made it when the guy you're with says "if your life is ever at risk, it won't be until all of my men are dead."

please do not ask me about my closet full of custom-tailored dashikis that i will never, ever wear stateside

# ¿ Sep 28, 2020 04:38

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Atrocious Joe posted:

MBS probably sees this as an excuse to hit back at Turkey after Erdogan backed Qatar and leaked the info about Jamal Khashoggi's murder.

it's not like the dude getting iced in turkey wasn't a black eye for erdogan either, it's been tit-for-tat for awhile

# ¿ Sep 28, 2020 04:50

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BeefThief posted:

im hoping this conflict will be over as quick as it started with no major gains by either side, and i think that's the most likely outcome.

then again maybe this somehow blooms into WWIII with turkey drawing in the NATO powers (minus the US for the first three years) and Russia and China dumping their entire GDP into military production over a scrap of inarable land between two seas you forgot about.

as for picking sides, who cares?

your middle sentence answers your question, this won't blow up

at least the sudetenland had beer

# ¿ Sep 28, 2020 09:21

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Malkina_ posted:

lmao

# ¿ Sep 28, 2020 17:17

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interesting that idlib has been in the news the last couple years because of turkey; was that not a heavily diverse/armenian area before WWI?

# ¿ Sep 28, 2020 17:23

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Vasukhani posted:

this is literally somehow an even dumber 1914

yeah no royals dead, this is bullshit

# ¿ Sep 29, 2020 13:39

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Cerebral Bore posted:

just wanna say that its pretty wild to see all this poo poo going down in real time while a bazillion twitter shitposts fly

and to think we once as a species thought that war had some kind of dignity to it

once again throughout all this the most shocking thing is the strength of azeri twitter

# ¿ Sep 29, 2020 14:26

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wolfs posted:

let�s send unemployed and underemployed goons (me) to Armenia for fun and profit

give me your warbucks

two grand a month sounds pretty good tbh

# ¿ Oct 1, 2020 12:22

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Torpor posted:

hopefully Armenia can counter that threat, if they can�t it could embolden the Turks and Azeris instead of getting them to the peace table.

post av combo

# ¿ Oct 2, 2020 20:08

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Vasukhani posted:

take a walk around beutiful downtown agdam

https://www.google.com/maps/@39.9870792,46.9365016,1772m/data=!3m1!1e3

https://www.google.com/maps/@39.985...!7i10240!8i5120

check the table next to the jeep

i like to look at streetview pics all over the world, have traveled in contested areas, and that's literally the first time i've seen a firearm necessary to have a picnic

# ¿ Oct 3, 2020 00:05

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i've seen that in google street view locked up appropriately, or people laying out carrying cases. never long rifles just sitting out there, and i've put in one thousand miles of the sierra madre oriental in zeta territory

# ¿ Oct 3, 2020 00:51

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never seen a rifle in latin america but can confirm that everyone in el salvador and guatemala has a pistol and all the security guards carry 12-guages

# ¿ Oct 3, 2020 01:55

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fair, i'm being very sensationalist with that pic i guess

# ¿ Oct 3, 2020 02:19

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Zedhe Khoja posted:

Bad Takes (the others are the one with the Igbo lady

this is definitely the worst war nerd ep

# ¿ Oct 5, 2020 13:49

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it was just a biased source. the guest was an igbo nationalist expat with a grudge against the north and not a lot knowledge about the west of Nigeria during the biafran war. didn't discuss much of the imperialist stances and actions especially from France

# ¿ Oct 5, 2020 14:07

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yeah that's Kyrgyzstan, use the middle east thread obviously

# ¿ Oct 6, 2020 00:35

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sum posted:

I mean I'm sure Azerbaijan would love to do ethnic cleansing but that's harder to do in the 21st century. Look at Kashmir and Palestine

look at baghdad, damascus and aleppo

# ¿ Oct 12, 2020 05:43

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PoontifexMacksimus posted:

Why were they lovely on that subject? Seems odd

I can see why after the holocaust, but I'd like to read about why they were dismissive before 1945. Is it because the armenian church was big in Jerusalem?

# ¿ Oct 12, 2020 19:57

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After 1948 I can understand. When I was in Israel, nobody will tell you that Roma, gays and communists died in the holocaust. It's real weird

# ¿ Oct 12, 2020 20:12

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absolutely bracing myself for a terrible interview

# ¿ Oct 13, 2020 19:37

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OhFunny posted:

https://twitter.com/UnitedHumanity5/status/1315382419239964673?s=20

Feeling like maybe it's tad unwise to stand at the literal border of a war zone to watch the heavy exchange of heavy caliber guns and rocket artillery.

holy crap

# ¿ Oct 14, 2020 08:08

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Ramrod Hotshot posted:

maybe a rocket with an EMP blast like the science vessel from Starcraft lol

just merge two templar into an archon imo

# ¿ Oct 16, 2020 08:06

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rip birds

# ¿ Oct 18, 2020 08:41

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# ¿ Oct 22, 2020 05:16

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FROM ALTAI TO AUSTRIA

# ¿ Oct 22, 2020 08:02

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bring back iberia just to get confusing

# ¿ Oct 27, 2020 00:51

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does it say "peace is really great!"?

# ¿ Oct 27, 2020 11:09

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twoday posted:

https://twitter.com/armenia/status/818794559585001472?s=20

Old tweet. I would like to see a war between McDonald�s and the Combination-KFC-Pizza Hut/Burger King coalition

the Yum! Battalions

# ¿ Oct 27, 2020 12:17

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maybe kim and kanye lead to cultural victory

# ¿ Oct 27, 2020 14:29

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BrutalistMcDonalds posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XqmknZNg1yw

holy poo poo how did they go from sounding like 2002 to sounding like 1999

# ¿ Nov 6, 2020 07:23

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Succbot Circlejerk posted:

oh no
LOOK AT THIS PHOTOGRAPH

# ¿ Nov 6, 2020 08:59

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that steam jet into the camera is enough to get the player a B+ non lethal

# ¿ Nov 6, 2020 09:40

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https://twitter.com/RALee85/status/1325251121028485122

# ¿ Nov 8, 2020 14:29

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Azathoth posted:

generals will literally see the damage that drones can do to massed infantry and conclude that what they need to do is have so much infantry around that the drones cant take it all out

maybe if the drones see [i]too much [i] death, their AI will learn morality

# ¿ Nov 10, 2020 13:36