NFL Week 4 N/V: The Browns would be winning the NFC East right now.

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bows1: May 16, 2004; Chill, whale, chill

Hot Diggity! posted:

Oh poo poo

https://twitter.com/MasterTes/status/1310952526565576706

Yeah. I wish I had a clone but they won't tell me how to get one.

What was this tweet?

# ? Sep 29, 2020 16:47

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# ? May 6, 2024 04:34

Rooster Brooster: Mar 30, 2001; Maybe it doesn't really matter anymore.

sirtommygunn posted:

Do not watch the Jets/Broncos game this Thursday.

"Please, please leave the room if this will ... if this will affect you."

# ? Sep 29, 2020 16:54

Hot Diggity!: Apr 3, 2010; SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF

bows1 posted:

What was this tweet?

Reporting saying that a Titans player tested positive before the game and played, turned out it was an LB coach so they deleted

# ? Sep 29, 2020 17:03

chamois: Oct 24, 2010

worse watch: tonight's debate or jets/broncos?

# ? Sep 29, 2020 17:19

seiferguy: Jun 9, 2005; FLAWED
INTUITION; Toilet Rascal

chamois posted:

worse watch: tonight's debate or jets/broncos?

The debate. Jets/Broncos has potential for 🤡 ball.

# ? Sep 29, 2020 17:21

GonadTheBallbarian: Jul 23, 2007

there's literally no reason to watch the debate

the game might be entertaining

# ? Sep 29, 2020 17:25

Its Rinaldo: Aug 13, 2010; CODS BINCH

Ehud posted:

obviously this is somebody conspiring against ryan tannehill out of fear

The shirt printing sector has skyrocketed. Suspiciously so.

# ? Sep 29, 2020 17:40

ghosthorse: Dec 15, 2011; ...you forget so easily...

N: Vikes playing Houston with no prep

V: the funniest poo poo ever if the Texans lose

# ? Sep 29, 2020 17:44

seiferguy: Jun 9, 2005; FLAWED
INTUITION; Toilet Rascal

Jermaine Kearse retired:

https://www.instagram.com/p/CFuXRO2nLNu/?igshid=10am59yhb0fix

Dude had 3 of the most iconic catches in Seahawks history.

# ? Sep 29, 2020 18:09

NickRoweFillea: Sep 27, 2012; doin thangs

fartknocker posted:

Of course Adaam Gase is unbalanced, it�s not like the original Adam was much better.

Tennessee, really? I expected this from Tampa Bay or the Jets or something...

Tennessee's governor refuses to institute a mask mandate because liberty and freedom. He is a very stupid man, and we are not a well run state. It's only surprising that the Titans had an outbreak before a Florida team.

# ? Sep 29, 2020 18:18

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

seiferguy posted:

Jermaine Kearse retired:

https://www.instagram.com/p/CFuXRO2nLNu/?igshid=10am59yhb0fix

Dude had 3 of the most iconic catches in Seahawks history.

I just pretend that NFCCG was the Super Bowl that year.

# ? Sep 29, 2020 18:20

Elephanthead: Sep 11, 2008; Toilet Rascal

I am going to watch every second of the jets and the broncos an no one can stop me.

# ? Sep 29, 2020 18:26

3 DONG HORSE: May 22, 2008; Can't post for 5 hours!

I really need a win right now so obviously I'm rooting for Driskel/Bort/garbage

# ? Sep 29, 2020 18:27

Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

So the Titans are gonna have to play a game after not being able to practice all week. That�ll be great.

# ? Sep 29, 2020 18:29

20 Blunts: Jan 21, 2017

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

So the Titans are gonna have to play a game after not being able to practice all week. That�ll be great.

theyre gonna win by more

# ? Sep 29, 2020 18:31

Blind Pineapple: Oct 27, 2010; For The Perfect Fruit 'n' Kaman

1 part gin
1 part pomegranate syrup
Fill with pineapple juice
Serve over crushed ice; College Slice

chamois posted:

worse watch: tonight's debate or jets/broncos?

Even when you adjust for the scale of "global politics" and "American football," the winner of the Jets/Broncos game won't shape the future of its respective field over the next 4 years. Nothing wrong with enjoying some consequence-free clown ball.

# ? Sep 29, 2020 18:38

Probably Magic: Oct 9, 2012; Looking cute, feeling cute.

chamois posted:

worse watch: tonight's debate or jets/broncos?

As someone who will watch the debate and probably not the game, I still say the debate.

Also, Titans of Covid Positives.

# ? Sep 29, 2020 18:41

Paint Crop Pro: Mar 22, 2007; Find someone who values you like Rick Spielman values 7th round picks.

I'm going hidden option and watching baseball instead of Broncos Jets.

Who am I kidding ill watch Football with baseball on my other monitor.

# ? Sep 29, 2020 18:43

kiimo: Jul 24, 2003

https://twitter.com/JamesPalmerTV/status/1310999771532926977

I'm watching this

# ? Sep 29, 2020 19:03

SKULL.GIF: Jan 20, 2017

August 18:

https://twitter.com/EvaninSEA/status/1295891952366268416

September 28:

https://twitter.com/benbbaldwin/status/1310988011396567040

# ? Sep 29, 2020 19:09

SKULL.GIF: Jan 20, 2017

New tiers (chart created prior to MNF):

https://twitter.com/benbbaldwin/status/1310596785488965634

# ? Sep 29, 2020 19:11

a neat cape: Feb 22, 2007; Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

kiimo posted:

https://twitter.com/JamesPalmerTV/status/1310999771532926977

I'm watching this

https://twitter.com/RyanKoenigsberg/status/1310634913909993477?s=19

# ? Sep 29, 2020 19:12

Hot Diggity!: Apr 3, 2010; SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF

SKULL.GIF posted:

New tiers (chart created prior to MNF):

https://twitter.com/benbbaldwin/status/1310596785488965634

The Ravens improved after getting shithoused.

Ben Baldwin is the new Cian Fahey.

# ? Sep 29, 2020 19:14

FizFashizzle: Mar 30, 2005

rotoworld has been crack pinged

quote:

NFL Network's James Palmer reports 2019 UDFA Brett Rypien will be the Broncos' starting quarterback for Thursday's game against the Jets.

Mark's nephew, Rypien has been with the Broncos since last year. The 24-year-old Boise State product made 49 starts for BSU, compiling a career 37-12 record and completing 64 percent of his throws at 8.4 yards per attempt with 90 touchdowns and 24 picks. Rypien has plus accuracy but smallish hands (9") and marginal arm talent. Maybe he will be better than Jeff Driskel, but Thursday's game against the Jets is shaping up to be a dismal descent into darkness even by the standards of the very worst TNF matchups. Even vs. the laughingstock Jets, Rypien is not a recommended streamer.

# ? Sep 29, 2020 19:17

Magicpants: Sep 15, 2011; Certified Poster

just confirms what we all saw last night, chiefs trash, mahomes sucks, and ravens were clearly the better team

# ? Sep 29, 2020 19:21

kiimo: Jul 24, 2003

lol that turned dark. Everybody hates Thursday football

# ? Sep 29, 2020 19:23

FizFashizzle: Mar 30, 2005

i know we love o line porn, but what about o line snuff films?

LT greg little

https://i.imgur.com/dxlAMvg.mp4

# ? Sep 29, 2020 19:25

shirts and skins: Jun 25, 2007; Good morning!

SKULL.GIF posted:

August 18:

https://twitter.com/EvaninSEA/status/1295891952366268416

September 28:

https://twitter.com/benbbaldwin/status/1310988011396567040

Evan Hill is a hot take dipshit though - an intentional contrarian. His kneejerk stuff is only around to make fun of later.

# ? Sep 29, 2020 19:27

Ches Neckbeard: Dec 3, 2005; You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!

I thought one of Rhules specialties was offensive line....

# ? Sep 29, 2020 19:27

Athanatos: Jun 7, 2006; Est. 1967

FizFashizzle posted:

i know we love o line porn, but what about o line snuff films?

LT greg little

Is he playing with video game input lag?

The first one he goes to block his own route runner.

# ? Sep 29, 2020 19:36

sharknado slashfic: Jun 24, 2011

The debate is just going to be Trump bludgeoning Biden with a chair made of the words "sleepy" "china" "hunter" "obama" "antifa" "riots" and "blue lives matter" all night while Biden tries to stumble through a semi-coherent fact based own that won't work because no one cares about facts anymore.

The Thursday night game has the opportunity to create an actual existential crisis, and since this is 2020, aliens will probably land on the field at halftime.

# ? Sep 29, 2020 19:39

seiferguy: Jun 9, 2005; FLAWED
INTUITION; Toilet Rascal

Some weirdo named Brett Rypien is starting while Kaep remains unsigned...

# ? Sep 29, 2020 19:41

nerve: Jan 2, 2011; SKA SUCKS

Hot Diggity! posted:

The Ravens improved after getting shithoused.

Ben Baldwin is the new Cian Fahey.

i was gonna say how horrible the chart was because of this, but it's pre-MNF

# ? Sep 29, 2020 19:48

Mystic Stylez: Dec 19, 2009

seiferguy posted:

Some weirdo named Brett Rypien is starting while Kaep remains unsigned...

he's Mark Rypien's dad

# ? Sep 29, 2020 19:48

fartknocker: Oct 28, 2012; Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.; Wedge Regret

Mystic Stylez posted:

he's Mark Rypien's dad

Nephew. I think Rick was his cousin too.

# ? Sep 29, 2020 19:50

nerve: Jan 2, 2011; SKA SUCKS

fartknocker posted:

Nephew. I think Rick was his cousin too.

nah Brett is Mark's dad and Rick is his cousin

# ? Sep 29, 2020 19:52

kalensc: Sep 10, 2003; Only Trust Your Respirator, kupo!
Art/Quote by: Rubby

FizFashizzle posted:

i know we love o line porn, but what about o line snuff films?

LT greg little

https://i.imgur.com/dxlAMvg.mp4

I mean, after seeing the short clip, I'm actually impressed that Teddy managed a good completion rate and decent YPA.

# ? Sep 29, 2020 19:54

really queer Christmas: Apr 22, 2014

nerve posted:

i was gonna say how horrible the chart was because of this, but it's pre-MNF

Mnf disproves the chart though. Even if you haven't taken the new numbers into account, that you can have a game between two teams and have such a vastly different outcome to the one you have listed just means your stats are utter loving garbage.

If I were to present data to my boss that could so throughly be disproven by one new data point I wouldn't have a job the next day.

# ? Sep 29, 2020 19:54

SKULL.GIF: Jan 20, 2017

really queer Christmas posted:

Mnf disproves the chart though. Even if you haven't taken the new numbers into account, that you can have a game between two teams and have such a vastly different outcome to the one you have listed just means your stats are utter loving garbage.

If I were to present data to my boss that could so throughly be disproven by one new data point I wouldn't have a job the next day.

a tier 3 team "upsetting" a tier 1 team, especially off a very small sample size of 2 games worth of data for these two teams, is hardly "all of Statistics has been disproven and now only chaos reigns."

That said I think these charts are meant to be descriptive of past performance, not predictive of future performance.

# ? Sep 29, 2020 19:56

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# ? May 6, 2024 04:34

Its Rinaldo: Aug 13, 2010; CODS BINCH

shirts and skins posted:

Evan Hill is a hot take dipshit though - an intentional contrarian. His kneejerk stuff is only around to make fun of later.

The audio is from Mike Salk

# ? Sep 29, 2020 19:57

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