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Tip posted:https://villains.fandom.com/wiki/Big_Bad_Wolf quote:However, in some other versions, there is no huntsman and the story ends with the Wolf eating and killing Red and her Grandma. Another version has the Wolf trick Red into eating her Grandma's remains (by calling them 'meatloaf'), turning Red unwittingly into a cannibal. He then tells her to strip and throw her clothes into the fire and tells her to lay in bed with him (meaning he has other things in mind than just eating her). The story still ends with Red getting eaten. Uh. I don't think you're supposed to use the porn parody for the wiki, Villains Wiki.
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Also I suspect that the vast majority of us would not be able to resist knocking down a house made of straw or sticks.
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Feral Wolf was my nickname in high school
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William Henry Hairytaint posted:Also I suspect that the vast majority of us would not be able to resist knocking down a house made of straw or sticks. wtf no i dont think the vast majority of us are psychopaths
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TheAardvark posted:wtf no i dont think the vast majority of us are psychopaths Wrong!
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They probably made bank off the insurance anyway
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How can a non-domesticated animal go feral? Does he have an interesting backstory where he was grandma’s pet before he ate her?
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William Henry Hairytaint posted:Also I suspect that the vast majority of us would not be able to resist knocking down a house made of straw or sticks. Wait, are you the rear end in a top hat who kept knocking down Eeyore's house?
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true Wolf's can never be contained .. 
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they're the same but three little pigs was pre-crisis his breath powers were retconned out of continuity and now he's just a master of disguise
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No Eeyore is cool and my wife especially really loves him and she would unleash powerful wrath upon me if I disrespected him in any way. Let's not get crazy here fellas I'm just saying that "let's gently caress with some dumbass pigs" wolf is not in any way as bad as "let's eat a grandma and then eat her grandchild" wolf and they cannot be the same.
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Cubone posted:they're the same but three little pigs was pre-crisis That full page spread on how Little Red Riding Hood dyes her hood with the blood of her victims was v. hosed up and pretty unnecessary.
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Sep 29, 2020 22:52
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Virgil Thatcher posted:was the farmer who had a dog named bingo the old mcdonald who had a farm
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Sep 29, 2020 22:54
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The Prince/Prince Charming is all the same guy and, despite the trials and tribulations he went through to romance all of the different princesses, none of his marriages lasted very long before the inevitable divorce.
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Literally A Person posted:Me? Never. you should try it. feels great. sometimes you catch a sixer and you know you did real good
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Nefarious 2.0 posted:you should try it. feels great. sometimes you catch a sixer and you know you did real good I miss those days. Now the let me get away with anything. <  >
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Fables wasn't that good.
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After reading all your posts I think I am on to something. Is the Giant from Jack and the Beanstalk just the BBW in disguise???
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Literally A Person posted:After reading all your posts I think I am on to something. Is the Giant from Jack and the Beanstalk just the BBW in disguise??? The giant is the victim. Jack broke into the giant's house, stole from him, and murdered him. That's not even one of those reframings of a classic fairytale to change the perspective, that's just exactly what happens.
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There was a grimm's fairy tale about a wolf that ate some lambs or billy goats and then another billy goat slices open the wolf's belly while it's sleeping and frees the other billy goats, and then fills the wolf's stomach with rocks and sews it closed, and the wolf drowns in the river because the rocks are so heavy Surprisingly the horrific violence didn't bother me so much as the logical absurdity
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Idk man LRRH should have known it wasn’t grandma when she saw his huge wolf dick, that’s on her. I think the pigs deserved that poo poo too, they were some stupid bitches. BBWolf is consistent throughout history, he may not be the most likeable dude but the people he fucks with have some serious character flaws and ridiculous expectations from society. 
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dracky posted:There was a grimm's fairy tale about a wolf that ate some lambs or billy goats and then another billy goat slices open the wolf's belly while it's sleeping and frees the other billy goats, and then fills the wolf's stomach with rocks and sews it closed, and the wolf drowns in the river because the rocks are so heavy I'm imagining a billy goat sitting the MCATs and just killin' it. Doctor? P'shaw. Surgeon.
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:Idk man LRRH should have known it wasn’t grandma when she saw his huge wolf dick, that’s on her. I think the pigs deserved that poo poo too, they were some stupid bitches. BBWolf is consistent throughout history, he may not be the most likeable dude but the people he fucks with have some serious character flaws and ridiculous expectations from society. BBWolf used to be the Big Nice Wolf (BNWolf) but then he met those loving pigs. It changed him, man.
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Xenocides posted:How can a non-domesticated animal go feral? Does he have an interesting backstory where he was grandma’s pet before he ate her? yes, and he never ate grandma she was just trapped in the closet    it was all that stupid kids fault
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The wolf in sheeps clothing is a story about white flight and racism and also surprisingly good stitch work from a creature with no opposable thumbs
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Hammerite posted:The pig who built his house out of bricks was actually based on bertrand russell I want to hear more about this. Look at my face, I am completely serious. Tell me more about Bertrand Russell teasing a wolf who could not blow his house down.
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There was that one movie where the red riding hood wolf was actually her dad, and he wanted her to leave the town with him before Gary Oldman figured out who the wolf was. I don't remember pigs with houses in that movie, so maybe it's not the same wolf??
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You could say that the Big Bad Wolf is the Thanos of the fairy tale universe. You could say that, but it would be better if you didn't. Cubone posted:his breath powers were retconned out of continuity and now he's just a master of disguise There was originally an additional fairy tale taking place between his encounter with the pigs and his encounter with LRRH with the moral of the story being that smoking is bad for you, but Big Tobacco managed to purge it almost entirely from folklore and common knowledge.
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Moon Atari posted:There was originally an additional fairy tale taking place between his encounter with the pigs and his encounter with LRRH with the moral of the story being that smoking is bad for you, but Big Tobacco managed to purge it almost entirely from folklore and common knowledge. was it this one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9FKaJTV-0T0 no wonder the feral pig population is out of control
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food court bailiff posted:it can't be the same wolf because it dies in each story, in the three little pigs he gets boiled and in little red riding hood he gets chopped open In the three little pigs, he gets his rear end blown apart by Rambo with a machine gun. https://youtu.be/Gtffv9bpB-U?t=3
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You know how people say "just joshing you"? That's because the boy that cried wolf was named Josh 
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sure okay posted:Was WWJ ever not a werewolf? Like was he a dude who changed and just never changed back? Or was he born one? hes human when hes sober I think 
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The Red Riding Hood wolf is some arbitrary, murderous force of nature. The wolf in the story of the three little pigs, on the other hand, is a force of righteousness--he is a traveler seeking respite, which the bourgeois pigs deny him. He is exactly as justified in destroying their houses as the old testament God was in destroying Sodom and Gomorrah.
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Tip posted:https://villains.fandom.com/wiki/Big_Bad_Wolf Enhanced? Are we talking adam jensen-level enhanced - shock-burst breath? Flame thrower breath? Or mere cinnamon or some chamomile-enhanced? agrielaios fucked around with this message at 09:36 on Sep 30, 2020 |
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Literally A Person posted:BBWolf used to be the Big Nice Wolf (BNWolf) but then he met those loving pigs. It changed him, man. He actually makes a cameo in the directors cut of Deliverance too. Studio thought the high fives and overuse of the word “bro” didn’t fit the mood or whatever.
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Anyone else in the mood for some Green Jello now?
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r u ready to WALK posted:yes, and he never ate grandma she was just trapped in the closet In the Grimm's version, way earlier than your kiddies picture book, the wolf swallows Grandma whole. After it eats LRRH, a woodcutter cuts open its belly with an axe, and Granny and the girl emerge unscathed. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Little_Red_Riding_Hood Edit: In varrious even earlier versions, the wolf cooks Granny and feeds her to LRRH, it asks LRRH to strip naked and come to bed before eating her (heheh), and there is no happy ending. BigBadSteve fucked around with this message at 12:06 on Sep 30, 2020 |
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