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Dip Viscous

"i'm gonna stand up to wipe my rear end"

# ? Oct 1, 2020 20:19

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# ? May 8, 2024 09:30

Pahilla the Hun: Thinking about making a post

Think about it, make a post

Hyper-thermal retrograde self-atomizing particle ray blasters don�t kill alien hordes.

I do.

thanks nesamdoom!!

pizzaz plarpin perfect! thanks Tebulot!

# ? Oct 2, 2020 02:19

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

PHIZ KALIFA posted:

(if you fail a QTE) awww fartshits! i got barf on my balls!

lol

# ? Oct 2, 2020 04:09

sb hermit

yeah, keep shaking those cans

we must ensure the nutrients are evenly distributed before we fill the baby bottles

# ? Oct 2, 2020 04:18

google THIS

No matter how much rear end I kick, I can't escape this gumless hell

# ? Oct 2, 2020 16:04

Prof. Crocodile

google THIS posted:

No matter how much rear end I kick, I can't escape this gumless hell

# ? Oct 2, 2020 16:26

Dick Bastardly: Muttley is SKYNET!!!

I've got balls that HEAL

Awesome winter sig by Symbolic, love it!

Lovely sig by the masterful Matoi Ryuko, thanks!

# ? Oct 2, 2020 18:03

Goons Are Gifts

google THIS posted:

No matter how much rear end I kick, I can't escape this gumless hell

# ? Oct 2, 2020 20:14

Jedrick: There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high-powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
Smoke weed every day.

eat, poo poo, and cry

# ? Oct 2, 2020 22:42

Putty: HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

I'll give you a five out of ten, freak, you're just average in my book...

# ? Oct 3, 2020 02:08

Doctor Dogballs: driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station

assholes are like excuses, everyone has one except you, and they all stink except mine

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# ? Oct 3, 2020 03:02

Doctor Dogballs: driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station

drat, I didn't know the circus was in town *racks pump-action bazooka* time to bazook this joe-zo *pops a piece of bubble gum into his mouth*

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# ? Oct 3, 2020 03:04

Doctor Dogballs: driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station

looks like you are the freak of the week. Your prize? racks shotgun You get a promotion... to slay of the day

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# ? Oct 3, 2020 03:08

sb hermit

*takes instagram selfie with mutilated corpses*

shotguns are cringe, I'm rocket crew now

# ? Oct 3, 2020 04:25

your friend sk: (ヤイケス!)

i'm gonna lick your rear end!

# ? Oct 3, 2020 04:42

more falafel please: forums poster

Listen here, bub, I've got very strange ideas about what it means to be a man

thanks Saoshyant and nesamdoom for the sigs!

# ? Oct 3, 2020 07:56

The Voice of Labor

Because of my felony sexpest conviction my only weapon is my boot

# ? Oct 3, 2020 08:25

The Voice of Labor

that makes my name, dude shootem, a bitter irony

# ? Oct 3, 2020 08:26

Lil Swamp Booger Baby

I'm here to observe you and upon observing decide whether or not I will murder you with my gun, and then to chew tobacco, and I'm all out of Wawa gift cards to buy and then chew the tobacco, so my only option is to observe you and judge you worthy of death.

*Puts on sunglasses*

Come receive this gift.

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# ? Oct 3, 2020 17:58

Lil Swamp Booger Baby

I'm going to rip off your head and then be horrified by what I've done and desperately attempt to reattach your head with Gorilla Glue while weeping as I realize my mother will turn me into the police as your dead body defecates.

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# ? Oct 3, 2020 18:00

Lil Swamp Booger Baby

*Looks at stripper disdainfully*

Don't shake it baby I don't do that sex stuff

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# ? Oct 3, 2020 18:01

Dip Viscous

there's only two ways this can end, and in both of them my balls get suddenly sucked into a shopvac

# ? Oct 3, 2020 18:05

Doctor Dogballs: driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station

_{*dude and his friend enter the room. they are both very sweaty. they wipe each other's sweat into small jars to keep for later.*}

"Is not a man entitled to the sweat of his bro?"

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# ? Oct 3, 2020 18:06

Lil Swamp Booger Baby

Those alien bastards will pay for shooting up my heroin.

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# ? Oct 3, 2020 18:09

Escape From Noise

Dip Viscous posted:

there's only two ways this can end, and in both of them my balls get suddenly sucked into a shopvac

Thank you Pot Smoke Pheonnix for this Kickin' Rad sig

# ? Oct 3, 2020 18:54

take the moon: by sebmojo

The Voice of Labor posted:

that makes my name, dude shootem, a bitter irony

more like duke bootem

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# ? Oct 3, 2020 19:34

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Dip Viscous posted:

"i'm gonna stand up to wipe my rear end"

# ? Oct 3, 2020 19:59

FutonForensic

are you there god? it's me, dick dorkem

# ? Oct 3, 2020 21:31

Lil Swamp Booger Baby

I've got balls of synthol.

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# ? Oct 3, 2020 22:49

Lil Swamp Booger Baby

My face. Your rear end. What's the hold-up?

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# ? Oct 3, 2020 22:52

Putty: HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

gum, gum, gum, gum, gum, *pumps shotgun*, gum, gum, gum,

# ? Oct 3, 2020 22:52

Chewbecca: Just chillin' : )

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

My face. Your rear end. What's the hold-up?

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# ? Oct 3, 2020 22:56

Dip Viscous

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

My face. Your rear end. What's the hold-up?

# ? Oct 3, 2020 23:04

nut

i poo poo bricks like you for breakfast

# ? Oct 4, 2020 03:51

Escape From Noise

One of you alien bastards, tell me...where did I park my car?

# ? Oct 4, 2020 04:13

The Voice of Labor

I've got lots of guns but the only thing I can find ammo for in this level is commie poo poo. this sucks

# ? Oct 4, 2020 04:13

Dick Bastardly: Muttley is SKYNET!!!

*slams palms onto hood of cabbie*

Hey! I'm kickin rear end ovah heah!

Awesome winter sig by Symbolic, love it!

Lovely sig by the masterful Matoi Ryuko, thanks!

# ? Oct 4, 2020 04:18

FutonForensic

i'm a gum dumpster. a "gumpster" if you will

# ? Oct 4, 2020 04:31

Doctor Dogballs: driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station

"takes one to blow one." *blows a bubble with his chewing gum, and as he blows it, he also inflates into a sphere. when it pops, he also pops, fatally*

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# ? Oct 4, 2020 05:37

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# ? May 8, 2024 09:30

FutonForensic

Doctor Dogballs posted:

"takes one to blow one." *blows a bubble with his chewing gum, and as he blows it, he also inflates into a sphere. when it pops, he also pops, fatally*

# ? Oct 4, 2020 06:55

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