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*Staring at Dude Shootem arcade machine*
Hmm, ABSOLUTELY have time to play with myself.
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Oct 4, 2020 09:27
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od uoy wonk ohw I ma ? I ma edud metoohs dna I dnuos ekil siht
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Oct 4, 2020 10:02
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did you get your ticket? to the me kicking ur rear end show.
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Oct 4, 2020 12:13
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Ive got guns of steel
those alien bastards emailed my wife
im here to piss on you and chew bumblegum. and ive pissed!!
what do you mean you don't know the difference between 'mint' and 'new in box'?
according to my invisible watch, it's gun time
eat turds in hell, TurboNerd
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*pumps shotgun* i'm a grower *keeps rapidly pumping shotgun making the barrel grow longer and longer* not a shower
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Oct 4, 2020 17:05
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These aliens, they can go sit on a tack for all I care
"im on the fence about whether or not to kill you..."
*grimaces in pain*
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*is unable to shoot aliens cuz hands are too tired from pumping shotgun*
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Oct 4, 2020 17:37
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dude shootem thats an automatic shotgun
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Oct 4, 2020 17:38
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I'm gonna take a poo poo and have sex. Not simultaneously, but also in no particular order.
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Oct 4, 2020 18:55
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dude shootem thats an automatic shotgun
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Oct 4, 2020 20:48
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hasta la vista, baby
and come back to casa feista real soon!
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Oct 4, 2020 21:09
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yeah I like bacon
bacon turds like you in the oven like a kind of turn quiche
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Oct 5, 2020 00:33
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I'm not jacking off I'm just admiring my boner
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Oct 5, 2020 00:41
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*comparing the sound each nerf gun makes when pumped at the local Walmart*
They won't let me do this at the gun dealer... Bastards...
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thank you all for coming out to the dane county fair, now let's give it up for blues traveler
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Oct 5, 2020 03:04
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hey, I could put an eye out with this thing
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Oct 5, 2020 04:26
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Sticks of gum? Chewin 'em
Asses? Kickin 'em
Shot guns? Pumpin 'em
Aliens? Fuckin 'em
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Oct 5, 2020 06:10
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Let's rip some rear end... PFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTFFFFTTT
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*Weeping over dead body of alien*
All this... because this alien bastard shot up my ride... was it worth it?
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Oct 5, 2020 22:55
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i'm here to kick rear end and attend court-ordered workplace sensitivity training, and I still have several weeks of court-ordered workplace sensitivity training left so please don't tell anyone that i just publicly spoke about asses
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i met my quota on kicking rear end and taking names and now i've got to fill out this form so just sign here ok?
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some warriors just want to be farmers. not me though, I'm dude shoot'em
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Oct 8, 2020 07:18
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Alien scum put a big honkin turd in my pants
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Awesome winter sig by Symbolic, love it!
