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*dude shootem is in the middle of a kung fu fighting with the Trix rabbit, they're both wearing black leather trenchcoats, shiny black vietnam style combat boots and tiny black sunglasses.* Silly rabbit... Matrix are for kids Doctor Dogballs fucked around with this message at 04:03 on Oct 10, 2020 ---------------- |
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Oct 10, 2020 03:59
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duke nukem: im here to kick rear end and chew gum...and im all outta gum... me: i have some gum. here duke: thank you for the gum
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Oct 10, 2020 04:08
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drat. If my jeans get any tighter, they're going to split open and my wiener will flop out. Good thing I'm wearing the Dude Shootem groin cup, made by Wham-O and available at major sporting goods retailers. It has a patented antimicrobial and antifungal coating and is rated to protect your dick, balls, and other crotchal parts even from a direct bazooka attack from an alien bastard
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Oct 10, 2020 04:09
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drat, Looks like the earth is under attack from martians from another planet.
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Doctor Dogballs posted:*duke drops a hand grenade into a toilet, then gives a hostile alien trooper a swirly in the toilet while the grenade explodes.* |
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Doctor Dogballs posted:drat. If my jeans get any tighter, they're going to split open and my wiener will flop out. Good thing I'm wearing the Dude Shootem groin cup, made by Wham-O and available at major sporting goods retailers. It has a patented antimicrobial and antifungal coating and is rated to protect your dick, balls, and other crotchal parts even from a direct bazooka attack from an alien bastard 
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Oct 10, 2020 04:58
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Awesome winter sig by Symbolic, love it!
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that's the third time this week those alien bastards made me slip in the shower and land my rear end on a shampoo bottle |
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Oct 10, 2020 14:37
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[Picking up turd from toilet] Gross! Someone isn't eating enough FIBER!
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I came to chew bumblegun and kick asp and i'm all out of asp so here's my bumblegun you alien butthead
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eeeeeeeewwwwwwww that's what shotgun wound looks like? I think I'm gonna be sick |
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Oct 11, 2020 06:17
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drat. I just spermed my jants.
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Oct 12, 2020 19:40
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Hey you alien bastards! It's Casual Friday! [cocks Hawaiian shotgun] Loosen up! |
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Oct 12, 2020 19:52
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Oct 12, 2020 20:09
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*shoot self with shrink ray to stretch food budget small is beautiful for my starvation level fixed income |
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Oct 12, 2020 20:43
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Hello, you lovely aliens, it's Opposite Day! *shotguns cock* |
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*makes out with clone wwwwwait, does this make me that way? |
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(in the toilet stall) "guys, i'm empty over here" (moments later) "wait hold up" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B0p6O87UPHQ "heck, mission accomplished" |
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*pissing, endlessly, unlimited piss* Get checked? The only thing I'm checkin' out is babes. |
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*gets in a crouching position to fire off a rocket launcher, blows out the rear end of of his pants* they haven't made an intergalactic pair of dockers for the working man yet
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Sorry I'm late to the thread, I've been so happy playing with GPT, its like a seeing eye dog for my brain. like a Thinking brain dog. so I put the everyones' Dude Shoot'em 3D taunts into it, and after reading the thread it said: those alien bastards emailed my wife a bunch of dirty pics "Haha, you shoot yourself in the dick!" We can all go out to dinner together. You can sit in the middle like the mom. I'll be the dad and I can say things like "Don't talk with yer mouth full" and "Put down the drat gun." Man. I can't remember the last time I shot anyone in the dick. You know how in movies, the hero is always left to clean up the mess? I'm never left to clean up the mess. [good if you dont think about it too hard -syd] Man, I haven't shot someone in the dick in so long. I'll pull my dick out and you shoot your gun, like tusken raiders shooting banthas they could'nt control. This is the part of the story where I'm supposed to say something like "If I'm lying, I'm dying." but I'm not lying and I'm dying. drat, that bitch is fine! Hey baby...hold on...poo poo!!! Hoepfully she didn't notice me calling her a bitch... *Squeek, Squeek* Hello Mr Policeman. My name is Judge and I hate crime. [it would be a lot scarier in his voice -syd] |
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dude shootem: I eat poo poo for breakfast enemy alien: ...you mean poo poo like me? dude shootem: wait what, no, what do you have to do with any of that?
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Syd Midnight posted:Sorry I'm late to the thread, I've been so happy playing with GPT, its like a seeing eye dog for my brain. like a Thinking brain dog. so I put the everyones' Dude Shoot'em 3D taunts into it, and after reading the thread it said: Lmfao |
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Syd Midnight posted:I'll pull my dick out and you shoot your gun, like tusken raiders shooting banthas they could'nt control. this should have been the last scene of episode 9 maybe it'll be the first scene of episode 10 or something in The Mandalorian
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Oct 18, 2020 20:45
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Syd Midnight posted:We can all go out to dinner together. You can sit in the middle like the mom. I'll be the dad and I can say things like "Don't talk with yer mouth full" and "Put down the drat gun." Perfect |
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Syd Midnight posted:Sorry I'm late to the thread, I've been so happy playing with GPT, its like a seeing eye dog for my brain. like a Thinking brain dog. so I put the everyones' Dude Shoot'em 3D taunts into it, and after reading the thread it said: |
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hubba hubba you've seen dude shoot'em in action. now which one of you fine ladies wants to see nude shoot'em in action? |
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drat, those alien bastards are gonna poo poo when they find out that i created the designs in these cookies i baked for them by poking the frosting with my nipples |
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*dude shootem is drunk and desperately needs to pee on a foreign planet where he doesn't speak the language so he goes to the hotel receptionist and points at his crotch hoping to be directed to the washroom. instead he is surrounded by police*
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Doctor Dogballs posted:*dude shootem is in the middle of a kung fu fighting with the Trix rabbit, they're both wearing black leather trenchcoats, shiny black vietnam style combat boots and tiny black sunglasses.* 
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Doctor Dogballs posted:*dude sees an alien that's a giant 6 foot tall boner waddling around on two little feet under its balls*
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PHIZ KALIFA posted:i had balls of steel NOW ONE BALL IS FLINT WATCH ME SHOOT SPARKS |
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