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Dreylad
Jun 19, 2001
bush's brain 2020

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THS
Sep 15, 2017

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_kJiq584XUY

Cpt_Obvious
Jun 18, 2007


Yah know, for decades I could not understand how anyone would vote for Bush after all the idiotic poo poo he did, but after watching that video I kind of get it. Kerry was a backpedaling, pedantic wimp. The whole country was making GBS threads it's pants, and all he can say is "this guy made bad choices." Bitch, you made those same choices! You voted for loving everything you are now running against! Kerry didn't name a single new idea, any sort of policies or ideas that he would implement, absolutely nothing. All he did was try to pin Bush on some bullshit technicalities while somehow ignoring that he support d everything the guy did.

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



i'm gonna pick up some hash oil just so i can tolerate this poo poo tonight

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

omg im gonna cum

Plank Walker
Aug 11, 2005
i will not watch this, i'm content enough to know that it's occuring and that a non-zero number of people will be witnessing dementia bowl I

BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

Winner of Something Awful PS5 thread's Posting Excellence Award June 2022

Congratulations!
hell yeah. this is gonna own. Trump will go off on Biden’s brain drugs and Biden will mumble something incoherent about tax returns.

then the stage will collapse. The Aristocrats.

Trabisnikof
Dec 24, 2005

Cocktail recipes for tonight:

The Trump
  • 3oz Gin
  • 3oz Vermouth Rosso
  • 3oz Campari
  • Garnish with a blood orange peel

The Biden
  • 3oz Gin
  • 3oz Vermouth Rosso
  • 2.5oz Campari
  • 0.5oz Water
  • Garnish with a lemon peel

is pepsi ok
Oct 23, 2002

Trabisnikof posted:

Cocktail recipes for tonight:

The Trump
  • 3oz Gin
  • 3oz Vermouth Rosso
  • 3oz Campari
  • Garnish with a blood orange peel

The Biden
  • 3oz Gin
  • 3oz Vermouth Rosso
  • 2.5oz Campari
  • 0.5oz Water
  • Garnish with a lemon peel

me, a recovering alcoholic democrat: look these are the options presented to me and The Biden clearly has less alcohol. it's called making the smart mature decision. are you trying to tell me these drinks are the same? what am i supposed to do, not drink? should i drink the green smoothie instead like i'm some kinda weirdo??

Malkina_
May 13, 2020

by Fluffdaddy

Clibanarius
Sep 22, 2020

by Athanatos
It's a shame that Joe is unlikely to repeat his awesome Anderson Cooper moment from a week or two back. GAY GAY GAY BATHHOUSES IT'S SEX ALL THE TIME C'MON MAN

Casey Finnigan
Apr 30, 2009

Dumb ✔
So goddamn crazy ✔
both of them will be on hyper brain pills and it's not likely anything is actually gonna happen

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob
Say what you will about Dubya but the man was an expert at dodging shoes

Could Trump do that? Biden? No.

BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

Winner of Something Awful PS5 thread's Posting Excellence Award June 2022

Congratulations!

Casey Finnigan posted:

both of them will be on hyper brain pills and it's not likely anything is actually gonna happen

it’d be cool if they gently caress up the doses and both turn into Alex Jones

Ansar Santa
Jul 12, 2012

Another funny possibility is that Biden's heart could explode onstage from all the stimulants they'll be pumping him full of

Avynte
Jun 30, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
i'm ready for the debate to be a wet fart, and not the entertaining kind, but one can always hope

Zongerian
Apr 23, 2020

by Cyrano4747

Crazypoops posted:

I am loving PUMPED! LET'S DO THIS!!!!

AnemicChipmunk
Oct 23, 2012

Has anyone seen my 2 grandpas?

Their brains don't work too good and they have constant diarrhea coming out of their doodoo assholes.

Giga Gaia
May 2, 2006

360 kickflip to... Meteo?!

Trabisnikof posted:

Cocktail recipes for tonight:

The Trump
  • 3oz Gin
  • 3oz Vermouth Rosso
  • 3oz Campari
  • Garnish with a blood orange peel

The Biden
  • 3oz Gin
  • 3oz Vermouth Rosso
  • 2.5oz Campari
  • 0.5oz Water
  • Garnish with a lemon peel

the only cspam cocktail of worth is that jug of whiskey with the horse on it that i never remember to save someone post it thank you tyia :thanks:

Zongerian
Apr 23, 2020

by Cyrano4747
Trump should get to be president for as long as he is willing to keep having "debates"

THS
Sep 15, 2017

A Russian troll farm posted:

Another funny possibility is that Biden's heart could explode onstage from all the stimulants they'll be pumping him full of

yeah everyone is like “well he won’t gently caress up because of his drug cocktail” but i am not certain the democrats are incapable of loving that up

RoboTiio
Dec 29, 2007
ointernet!

do NOT jack off posted:

will I be strong enough to withstand the onslaught? depends on how long I can get my remaining dabs to last

i feel seen

Malkina_
May 13, 2020

by Fluffdaddy

A Russian troll farm posted:

Another funny possibility is that Biden's heart could explode onstage from all the stimulants they'll be pumping him full of

Maybe his eye will explode on live tv again

Stairmaster
Jun 8, 2012

this is gonna suck rear end and be cringe theres no way anything good will ever happen in 2020.

Maya Fey
Jan 22, 2017


https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/256466457968381955

Finicums Wake
Mar 13, 2017
Probation
Can't post for 8 years!

lol

Stairmaster
Jun 8, 2012

https://twitter.com/PeacefulMoron/status/1311035160205438976?s=20

20 Blunts
Jan 21, 2017
i contend, therefore this debate is presidnet, i am obvioulsy

*gurgle gurgle*


FACTS!

BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

Winner of Something Awful PS5 thread's Posting Excellence Award June 2022

Congratulations!
It makes me so happy this is just the first of three Presidential debates plus the usual VP debate no one will watch. (ok, I’ll probably watch it)

By the time we get to the third debate both Trump and Biden will just be making llama noises and trying not to poo poo themselves on stage.

Stairmaster
Jun 8, 2012

what if trump was right about the body having a finite amount of energy and he's been saving his brain for this exact moment?

PoontifexMacksimus
Feb 14, 2012

https://twitter.com/postXamerica/status/1310464868127068160

But Rocks Hurt Head
Jun 30, 2003

by Hand Knit
Pillbug
Waiting for the debate to start like
https://twitter.com/ArmyStrang/status/1311035917012996096?s=20

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

lol

Stairmaster
Jun 8, 2012


haha

mila kunis
Jun 10, 2011
would like joe biden to poo poo himself or have a heated gamer moment. i'll give it ten minutes before turning it off

FUCK COREY PERRY
Apr 19, 2008



hell yeah i've already started drinking lets get this clown show on the road bayBEE

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

trupnow

RadiRoot
Feb 3, 2007
so whats the time and stream links, im not searching that poo poo on my own.

Stairmaster
Jun 8, 2012

Radirot posted:

so whats the time and stream links, im not searching that poo poo on my own.

its here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qne9tNhOF1U&t=12s

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papersack
Jul 27, 2003

Radirot posted:

so whats the time and stream links, im not searching that poo poo on my own.

It starts at 9PM EDT. It's 90 minutes and no commercial breaks. I'll update this list as I find streams.

STREAMS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KdJ8SDOFrdw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wW1lY5jFNcQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9HnKFUNlcfY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLT-lHpyPY8

papersack has issued a correction as of 22:10 on Sep 29, 2020

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