kastein posted:

I would even argue most of life's problems, really. That poo poo is magical. I used an air mattress way too much the last few years and let me tell you, you can patch an air mattress better with zipsystem tape than you can with near anything else on this planet. 1 inch tear in the flocked top surface right along a thermal weld to one of the stays inside the mattress? Put two 1ft lengths of zip tape on it, pressed down firmly without wrinkles, blow that piece of poo poo right back up and go to sleep.

It puts the factory included air mattress patch kit to shame. I bet you could patch a fuckin inflatable boat with that stuff while still inside the boat and actively sinking.