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Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Somebody's coming out of here with a win tonight

- seems optimistic.

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Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



lmao

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



<A history of violence end boss> How do you gently caress that up?

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



FizFashizzle posted:

dude sam darnold deserves better

He looks like he has nothing to work with, but he's just one of the best athletes on the field, and that can be enough when all else fails.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Wow, these announcers are sauced and testy

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Sam Darnold hurt... which has to be expected when you're getting free rushers at you like that.

Holy gently caress is this game a disaster.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:

How did the Jets score?

Broncos blitzed a guy who came free on Darnold but completely whiffed the tackle and Darnold took off and then just kind of didn't get tackled or even threatened until he ran 50 yards for a TD.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Elephanthead posted:

I knocking out Darnold to get Flacco bad strategy?

Darnold was trying really hard and manufactured a TD out of nothing.

Flacco is gonna be oh gently caress this when a free rusher comes and just groundball a dozen passes.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Meredith Baxter-Burnout posted:

Check in: who in here is actually a fan of either of these teams?

I'm a fan of what the Jets have been doing for like 20 years if that counts.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Defensive players in perfect position failing completely leading to TD's is so TNF.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Android Apocalypse posted:

Unless you're a fan of either team the only honorable outcome for this game is a tie, which you should root for with all your heart.

Honestly, maybe it's the vicodin talking, but I just feel pity. I Just want nobody to get hurt at this point and this game to just end.... after like 3 more comical TD's.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



That is absolutely an INT.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Phyein posted:

Darnold is throwing to guys named "Jeff Smith". Think about that for a second.

Being able to just generate a dozen random replacement dudes would be so much better then what's happening here tonight.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Maybe Gregg Williams teams shouldn't be allowed to play defense.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Zyla posted:

i knew the nfl was a hopeless organization when gregg was allowed back in the league

The most amazing part about tonight is hey, Gase is gonna get fired!

.... and that makes Greggggggg the interim HC again.

And now in this game they're committing personal fouls every defensive snap.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZeaR2N4l8c

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Lol, now that's a good job drawing a flag.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



That one Jets corner is giving up a truly amazing number of plays tonight.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Thursday Night Football!!!!!

<Footage of a dude riding a cart to surgery>

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



and now the best part of this game, when I've stayed up late enough that I can take another vidocin, yum yum yum

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001




I had surgery on monday, so I'm allowed.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Kirios posted:

What kind of surgery?

Gastric sleeve. One thing they don't tell you is it turns out surgery hurts real bad

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Quiet Feet posted:

Adam no you still have a Jets game to coach!

Much like Adam Gase, I'm flying on 4 hours of sleep and a complete disregard for the Jets future.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Zyla posted:

there was some stat i thought i saw that aside from rex ryan, no head coach on the jets ever coached again after being fired from it

Wait, Pete Carroll

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



if the Jets score a TD and this game ends like 27-23, imagine having to tell someone the truth about what this game was.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Ever get sacked by someone's intent?

https://twitter.com/BrandonPerna/status/1311863249650937860

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Zyla posted:

hahahahah Desir is havin a weird night

Like when someone ends up as the main character on twitter

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



sirtommygunn posted:

Every play is about Desir

Yeah, the whole game has been throw at Desir to keep it simple for him, and it finally was just super poor

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Zyla posted:

oh my god the jets are gonna win thsi game

Jets fans:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Q-U2THOF00

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Anything you can do I can do better as Darnold rips a pass right into a random Broncos' facemask

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



rjmccall posted:

IIUC the rule is that you have to either (1) have a receiver nearby or (2) get out of pocket and get the pass past the line of scrimmage.

Unless he wasn't pressured and I'm slightly too high to remember if he was when he threw that.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Jets just saved the #1 pick!

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Alaois posted:

Sam has absolutely been playing almost all of this game with a hosed shoulder or collarbone or something

I had a surgical painkiller on Monday and I totally understand how football players work now,.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Zyla posted:

same

i remember in high school thinking kevin smith was one of the most talented writer/directors in the world

boy did the last 20 years uh, greatly disprove that

I mean I respect the hustle at least.

Remember when he made a loving atrocious movie just so he could lightsaber duel Mark Hamill in it?

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Time to spend a week working on getting some Coed-19 and missing the rest of this season

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



OH my stream is still 3 minutes behind and you weren't all just goofing.

Why god why

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Suck my dick Greggggg

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Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



That Which Squeaks posted:

we should all be ashamed for watching this

I'm flying on vicodin, so I don't know what's all your excuses.

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