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In the GDT I learned that Jet's Kicker Sam Ficken's last name is a German word that means "gently caress."
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Counterpoint: That game was fun as hell to watch and makes me wish we had a competitive NFL B team league.
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I didn’t watch it but was it as bad as the Jets/Cards or Seahawks/Browns game from a while back?
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Penisaurus Sex posted:I didn’t watch it but was it as bad as the Jets/Cards or Seahawks/Browns game from a while back? You mean the Jets Cards game where Skelton proved how bad QBs could be despite being starters? This was not that bad.
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Penisaurus Sex posted:I didn’t watch it but was it as bad as the Jets/Cards or Seahawks/Browns game from a while back? Mr Nice kept saying it was a good game to watch and I trust a man who knows as much about hog rules as they do.
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Chef Boyardeez Nuts posted:In the GDT I learned that Jet's Kicker Sam Ficken's last name is a German word that means "gently caress." that's why I call him "that dude Fickens" because that's high comedy by my standards Penisaurus Sex posted:I didn’t watch it but was it as bad as the Jets/Cards or Seahawks/Browns game from a while back? no it kinda owned despite everything. fun game to watch
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With all this Adam Gase talk, let's not forget tonight also featured the story of a young man with big dreams who finally got his shot on the big stage then poo poo himself twice, in succession, on national tv.
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Chef Boyardeez Nuts posted:With all this Adam Gase talk, let's not forget tonight also featured the story of a young man with big dreams who finally got his shot on the big stage then poo poo himself twice, in succession, on national tv. And then won! Unless you're talking about the other guy who got sonned by Jeudy, then had an absolutely beautiful interception, then got beat again like a drum, then got another interception (pick 6!), then got beat again later. e: nevermind, Pierre Desir is 30. But he might have had the ultimate cornerback game. Just highs and lows with absolutely nothing in between. Grittybeard fucked around with this message at 09:51 on Oct 2, 2020 |
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If you don't care about player health or good play then that game was great. Tons of awful players making wretched and successful plays based on someone needing to succeed I mean who was the best player on the field last night? That one broncos rookie wr?
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I, for one, was shocked to watch a gregg coached defense commit personal foul after personal foul while trying to injure the opposing players. How much did that defender get in a bounty for nearly breaking Darnold’s collarbone? Does he lose some of his bounty because Darnold came back in?
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Mr. Nice! posted:I, for one, was shocked to watch a gregg coached defense commit personal foul after personal foul while trying to injure the opposing players. How much did that defender get in a bounty for nearly breaking Darnold’s collarbone? Does he lose some of his bounty because Darnold came back in? drat, Gregg Williams is putting bounties on his own team now?
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Mr. Nice! posted:I, for one, was shocked to watch a gregg coached defense commit personal foul after personal foul while trying to injure the opposing players. How much did that defender get in a bounty for nearly breaking Darnold’s collarbone? Does he lose some of his bounty because Darnold came back in? Are you saying Gregg Williams is paying opposing players to injury his own QB? I could see it.
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Kalli posted:
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Kalli posted:I mean who was the best player on the field last night? That one broncos rookie wr? it was Joe, OP
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MD2020 posted:drat, Gregg Williams is putting bounties on his own team now? Whoops! Flipflopped that. Thank you for the correction.
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Play posted:that's why I call him "that dude Fickens" because that's high comedy by my standards Yeah same 
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Hot Diggity! posted::looks at thread title: Soon. But the XFL is back.
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Sono posted:Soon. Wait, it is? That owns Honestly I'm going to choose to trust Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson over anyone who has ever tried to start a spring football league before
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and they put him back in lol https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/1312127845443858432?s=20
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I'm okay with this game being the closer of the season instead of a Super Bowl
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