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Tayter Swift
Nov 18, 2002

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Who knew having his taxes leak would be the third most disastrous thing to happen to Trump this week.

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Tayter Swift
Nov 18, 2002

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evilweasel posted:

with mike lee having covid i don't really see how they move Barrett on their current schedule

I believe the literary world refers to this as "Deus Ex Corona."

Tayter Swift
Nov 18, 2002

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Next up: The Fightin' Virus

https://twitter.com/jackmjenkins/status/1312068942157025280?s=20

Tayter Swift
Nov 18, 2002

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evilweasel posted:

https://twitter.com/costareports/status/1312074358651748358?s=21

it’s one thing to endanger the republic and millions of Americans it’s another thing to endanger me

If Trump gets tubed next week he clearly aint signing poo poo. Assuming Pence fills in he'll be needed to sign any nationwide Covid relief and maybe staving off the looming government shutdown? Yikes.

Tayter Swift
Nov 18, 2002

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Dapper_Swindler posted:

https://twitter.com/FridaGhitis/status/1312092218904186880

sounds like more have been touched by grandpa nurgels favored daughter.

Is it too late to get bingo cards set up?

Tayter Swift
Nov 18, 2002

Pillbug
This'll have to do for now.

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Tayter Swift
Nov 18, 2002

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Apparently it wasn't Trump's tweet?

https://twitter.com/jamiedupree/status/1312110456945827841?s=20

That means what, the last time we heard from him was maybe the call to Hannity?

Tayter Swift
Nov 18, 2002

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Neo_Crimson posted:

They're probably conducting a battery of tests and treatments right now. We shouldn't celebrate too hard unless he's been quiet through Saturday.

Fifteen-odd hours without a Trump tweet is itself a cause for celebration.

Tayter Swift
Nov 18, 2002

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Now is not the time to be drawing clocks!

Tayter Swift
Nov 18, 2002

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sexpig by night posted:

he's gonna walk out, even if they have to tape his legs to people next to him, but I hope he looks like dogshit

And he'll still insist on wearing a suit and tie

Tayter Swift
Nov 18, 2002

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ImpAtom posted:

I admit my greatest fear at this point is him being seriously ill, recovering, and then going "See, *I* had the Coronavirus and it wasn't a big deal at all, just like a flu" (as long as you are the most powerful man in the world with near-infinite access to any medical care that exists.)

He's not going to be recovering fully by November 3. That's what matters.

Tayter Swift
Nov 18, 2002

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Orthanc6 posted:

This is the #1 reason that I think, even if he pulls through, this is the true nail in the coffin for the campaign.

If you really want some schadenfreude this is quite possibly the final nail in the coffin of his golf game 🥺

Tayter Swift
Nov 18, 2002

Pillbug
^^ NMA rules

So uh can we take a quick digression for something? Promise it'll be worth your time.

https://twitter.com/homosupremacy69/status/1312246067333914624?s=20

Thanks

Tayter Swift
Nov 18, 2002

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These are like the first two days in four goddamned years that I haven't woken up to a fountain of Trump tweets bitching about whatever he saw on Fox & Friends this morning. I'm looking forward to several more days of this.

Tayter Swift
Nov 18, 2002

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IBroughttheFunk posted:

https://twitter.com/Santucci/status/1312403007359901698

Liar, if he was doing executive work we would've seen the tweets by now.

Yuh huh.

I'm waiting for the news that Pence is Acting President. Wonder if they'll try to cover it up, but it'll leak within seconds of the decision being made.

Tayter Swift
Nov 18, 2002

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davecrazy posted:

The weekend at bernies poo poo is not going to be a good look if he dies.

Yeah it'll definitely make a dent in his reelection chances.

Tayter Swift
Nov 18, 2002

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I'm surprised he doesn't have an IV. I wonder how the drugs are administered.

Tayter Swift
Nov 18, 2002

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I'm not sure Wallace is going to be in that great a mood.

Tayter Swift
Nov 18, 2002

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Funny, a coinflip kinda describes his chances right now.

Tayter Swift
Nov 18, 2002

Pillbug
Second space took longer than I expected tbh.

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Tayter Swift
Nov 18, 2002

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It's Trump, he's tweeting, he's writing his tweets, he's got his phone and writing his tweets, he's on a shitload of mindfucking drugs and he can authorize a nuclear strike on a moment's notice. Not that hard y'all.

Tayter Swift
Nov 18, 2002

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Glumwheels posted:

https://mobile.twitter.com/DanaBashCNN/status/1313175430615240704

Big baby wants to go home lmfao, he’s gonna kill himself

Can't wait for Marine One to almost make it to the White House before having to make a u-turn back to Walter Reed.

Tayter Swift
Nov 18, 2002

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QuoProQuid posted:

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1313186529058136070

If even an iota of the reporting on the president's condition is correct, this is stupid and reckless

Gonna go out on a limb here and say this tweet was the first time his doctors were informed of this.

Tayter Swift
Nov 18, 2002

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Slowpoke! posted:

That smug motherfucker walked out and ripped off his mask for the photo op. Good luck getting chuds to wear masks now, America.

Gotta say I'm really not looking forward to the Ben Garrison cartoon.

Tayter Swift
Nov 18, 2002

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Tayter Swift
Nov 18, 2002

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stev posted:

He hasn't lived yet.


What's with all of the 'there is no hope' posts all of a sudden?

This thread is utterly addicted to news tweets just like Trump is currently addicted to steroids. There hasn't been much in the way hard news tweets this morning, so the thread must synthesize its own.

Maybe we'll get a new round of corona sniffers this morning to focus on but for now the well is kinda dry.

Tayter Swift
Nov 18, 2002

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Zwabu posted:

Do we think that any new Republicans that test positive out of the Rose Garden Superspreader event are going to be under a lot of pressure to keep silent about it?

They've prohibited the CDC from conducting contact tracing stemming from the event. It's not just pressure, it's formal policy.

Tayter Swift
Nov 18, 2002

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Is he... is he trying to make Covid relief contingent upon his reelection?

Tayter Swift
Nov 18, 2002

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QuoProQuid posted:

the next month is going to be an onslaught of stories about companies laying off employees and families declaring bankruptcy. it's stupid and feckless.

The president's apparent belief that a Supreme Court seat is more useful to him electorally than providing people with the money they need to feed themselves is a damning indictment of him and everyone around him.

I try not to get mad about politics but I am very, very mad right now.

I think this might be because he needs that 6th seat to ensure election lawsuits go his way. It's rather apparent at this point that Biden will win a fair election, so it's time to pull out the crazy stops, such as arguing California's electors to be invalid or some such.

Tayter Swift
Nov 18, 2002

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I wonder if he's tried ordering a nuclear strike on San Francisco yet. I want to hear that conversation.

Tayter Swift
Nov 18, 2002

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Tayter Swift
Nov 18, 2002

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Nissin Cup Nudist posted:

When did Jefferson Beauregard Sessions III get fired anyway? It had to be right after the camp comments?

Seconds after the midterms I believe, when he wouldn't obstruct the Mueller investigation sufficiently. Don't remember if the two were related.

Tayter Swift
Nov 18, 2002

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Antifa Turkeesian posted:

Charlie Kirk has never been to college because he was rejected from some US military academy, so he’s never been in the military either. A literal high school graduate who’s never had a job, although I feel like his parents have to be some kind of Mercer-level rich fucks with their fingers in all those grifts.

Wait he wasn't even a student at the college he wore a diaper to? Ahahaah god drat

Tayter Swift
Nov 18, 2002

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Wilbur Swain posted:

He's gonna do a tweet every five minutes all day long, isn't he.

tbf he's got notting else to do

Tayter Swift
Nov 18, 2002

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I think it will be an extremely boring debate.

Tayter Swift
Nov 18, 2002

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Remember these guys?

https://twitter.com/jonathanoosting/status/1314174147233185793?s=20

Tayter Swift
Nov 18, 2002

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skylined! posted:

Misread this at first and just assumed Berkman was riding on wohls back while wohl beat down helpless prisoners.

jfc

https://twitter.com/willsommer/status/1314217322601746432?s=20

Tayter Swift
Nov 18, 2002

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Angry_Ed posted:

It absolutely boggles the mind that this isn't a bigger deal than it should be...until I remember that nobody seemed to care enough about ARMED PSYCHOS storming the Michigan Statehouse when that happened.

The story broke like an hour ago.

Tayter Swift
Nov 18, 2002

Pillbug
Revised primary process attached.
code:
winner = "None"
while winner != "Bernie":
    winner = hold_primary()

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Tayter Swift
Nov 18, 2002

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Part of me feels this should still be held virtually for consistency's sake.

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