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Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
Also, it started showing me some crazy error message that says INVALID BATTERY but I'm under the impression that it is indeed valid. It's validity shouldn't even be in question here. Phone blaming the battery for phone loving up. Like phone do.

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Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

throw it in the loving trash where it belongs op

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Big Beef City posted:

throw it in the loving trash where it belongs op

BUT MY CONTACTS!!!!

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
Did you drop your phone into lake water OP?

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

EorayMel posted:

Did you drop your phone into lake water OP?

I have gotten it wet but have not taken it out for swim lessons yet, no.

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
Why would you ever close a phone?

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Icochet posted:

Why would you ever close a phone?

Sometimes when we close our phone we open a window to others.

Diorama
Apr 18, 2006

i remember when all this was fields
Make sure your contacts are saved on the SIM and not on the phone itself brude

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Just get a valid battery duh

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Diorama posted:

Make sure your contacts are saved on the SIM and not on the phone itself brude

That's actually a good idea....

Colonel Cancer posted:

Just get a valid battery duh

This isn't about the battery. Phone blaming battery for phone loving up. Like phone do, man.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
I don't want to hear anything else about this battery being invalid. It is valid. I will not have it's validity thrown into question.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Try finding a power supply not made in Korea. (They’re all linked to your local fire department).

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Do you validate?

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Big Beef City posted:

Do you validate?

Only if you make a purchase.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
your phone is trying to tell you your location is being monitored by Big Brother and is shutting itself off to protect you

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Literally A Person posted:

Only if you make a purchase.

The only purchase that needs to be made here is a real battery. For your phone that belongs in the circus. Which is in town.

GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011

Have you tried turning it off and then buying a real grown ups phone?

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Mozi posted:

your phone is trying to tell you your location is being monitored by Big Brother and is shutting itself off to protect you

Oh poo poo. They're onto me. :tinfoil::tinfoil::tinfoil:

GABA ghoul posted:

Have you tried turning it off and then buying a real grown ups phone?

Ah yes, when I think of people paying $500 for a toy I am totally thinking they are grown ups.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost

Literally A Person posted:

Oh poo poo. They're onto me. :tinfoil::tinfoil::tinfoil:

it's ok, i'll never betray you. i'm already OMW to location alpha to erase the evidence

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Mozi posted:

it's ok, i'll never betray you. i'm already OMW to location alpha to erase the evidence

THIS IS A CODE ORANGE SITUATION.

WE'VE TRAINED FOR THIS, PEOPLE.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
poo poo dude, my phone just turned off too

we're too late

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Mozi posted:

poo poo dude, my phone just turned off too

we're too late

TANGO TANGO SIX FOUR OMEGA

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

It belongs in a museum.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

numberoneposter posted:

It belongs in a museum.

It's bespoke, damnit!

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost

Literally A Person posted:

TANGO TANGO SIX FOUR OMEGA

when we meet in heaven... i'll give you a call

old bean factory
Nov 18, 2006

Will ya close the fucking doors?!
Doc you're getting paged! Get to the nearest telephone machine! Who's got a nickel?

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

mng posted:

Doc you're getting paged! Get to the nearest telephone machine! Who's got a nickel?

My pager is working just fine, thank you.

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

I can run some remote diagnostics, just post your phone number.

Mr. Bones
Jan 2, 2011

ain't no law says a skeleton can't play the blues
I think it might be time to invest in a new phone, preferably one that was manufactured AFTER the Bush Jr. administration

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Knormal posted:

I can run some remote diagnostics, just post your phone number.

1-800-HOT-DATE

Ask for Kristaal.

Mr. Bones posted:

I think it might be time to invest in a new phone, preferably one that was manufactured AFTER the Bush Jr. administration

Look at all these people jealous of my vintage phone.

RepeatingMeme
Dec 27, 2012


this place is not a place of honor

no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here

nothing valued is here

what is here was dangerous and repulsive to us

this place is best shunned and left uninhabited


Dont listen to the haters LAP, i think you should go even more retro and replace the flip phone with a rotary landline you haul everywhere with a comically long cord

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

RepeatingMeme posted:

Dont listen to the haters LAP, i think you should go even more retro and replace the flip phone with a rotary landline you haul everywhere with a comically long cord

Oh poo poo. This is next level.

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Vintage battery = hosed battery

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

BigBadSteve posted:

Vintage battery = hosed battery

THE VALIDITY OF THE BATTERY IS NOT IN QUESTION I HAVE VALIDATED IT

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

I'm just gonna come right out and ask it: have you checked to see if the battery itself is actually valid?

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
re-validating the battery is a very simple procedure that involves puncturing it with sharp object

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

Literally A Person posted:

THE VALIDITY OF THE BATTERY IS NOT IN QUESTION I HAVE VALIDATED IT

Does a phone that old even have a battery or do you hook it up to a woodburning stove or something

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

If you feel you can't validate the battery, I'm sure you could take into a museum, they should have someone on staff who's possibly seen or read about these types of things

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Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
your battery is valid to me, LAP. i am here for it and to listen to anything it has to tell me

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