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HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018
Lol when did you buy that phone

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Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010
COMPUTER, analyze OP's phone's battery and REPORT

code:
Sir, it is INVALID
\/

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
I SAID IT'S loving VALID OKAY!!! DON'T loving TALK ABOUT MY BATTERY LIKE IT'S INVALID. IT IS NOT. IT IS AS VALID AS ANY ONE OF YOU

HugeGrossBurrito posted:

Lol when did you buy that phone

Long enough ago that I couldn't really tell you....

Diorama
Apr 18, 2006

i remember when all this was fields
what happened to LAP's battery validity,
(where's the love)
what happened to the love and

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Devils Affricate posted:

COMPUTER, analyze OP's phone's battery and REPORT

code:
Sir, it is INVALID
\/


:eyepop:

My battery’s getting charged up IYKWIM

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Either the phone is lying to you or you're lying to us, LAP.


Invalid.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Big Beef City posted:

Either the phone is lying to you or you're lying to us, LAP.


Invalid.

Me and my phone both saints, BBC. loving SAINTS.

Delta-Wye
Sep 29, 2005

Literally A Person posted:

I have gotten it wet but have not taken it out for swim lessons yet, no.

wet rear end phone

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Delta-Wye posted:

wet rear end phone

My new hit single.

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Literally A Person posted:

1-800-HOT-DATE

Ask for Kristaal.
Kristaal says she's very hungry and you don't feed her enough, so she sabotaged your phone.

hell astro course
Dec 10, 2009

pizza sucks

grats on your new phone dude

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Knormal posted:

Kristaal says she's very hungry and you don't feed her enough, so she sabotaged your phone.

THAT BACKSTABBER!

hell astro course posted:

grats on your new phone dude

:mad: NO!:mad:

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
i miss replaceable batteries. one time i actually did order a new battery and all of a sudden (this next part will surprise you) my battery life went through the roof

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

gary oldmans diary posted:

i miss replaceable batteries. one time i actually did order a new battery and all of a sudden (this next part will surprise you) my battery life went through the roof

Wait. Are you saying you can't replace the batteries on phones??? That can't be right. You'd have to be an idiot to buy something like that. Like a total idiot moron. Like someone so dumb that people have to remind you to eat.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost

gary oldmans diary posted:

i miss replaceable batteries. one time i actually did order a new battery and all of a sudden (this next part will surprise you) my battery life went through the roof

how did you get it back down again?

Mrs. Sexual
Feb 3, 2020
I miss my Motorola with the full keyboard, I could thumb type fast

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie

i heard steve jobs has a new thing to solve all these problems

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

i have a motorola razr that you might be interested in

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

numberoneposter posted:

i have a motorola razr that you might be interested in

The cool new phone whose popularity is sweeping the nation???

:getin:

buglord
Jul 31, 2010

Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!

Buglord
Lap have you tried removing the battery and seeing if the phone works? You can’t blame something that isn’t there. Maybe the phone will assume the jig is up start working again since it can’t blame it on something else?

Let me know how it goes.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

buglord posted:

Lap have you tried removing the battery and seeing if the phone works? You can’t blame something that isn’t there. Maybe the phone will assume the jig is up start working again since it can’t blame it on something else?

Let me know how it goes.

Going to the lab to test this now.

Michaeldim
Jan 29, 2011

:byodood:
Lol just lol at some rube who thinks that he knows more about the validity of batteries then the well engineered device does.

I hope your phone forwards all your incoming calls to a clown. In a dumpster.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Michaeldim posted:

Lol just lol at some rube who thinks that he knows more about the validity of batteries then the well engineered device does.

I hope your phone forwards all your incoming calls to a clown. In a dumpster.

That clown is my secretary, thank you. And that dumpster is his home you son-of-bitch.

Michaeldim
Jan 29, 2011

:byodood:

Literally A Person posted:

That clown is my secretary, thank you. And that dumpster is his home you son-of-bitch.

Self-owning by bragging about how poorly you pay your secretary and leave him living in squalor

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Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Michaeldim posted:

Self-owning by bragging about how poorly you pay your secretary and leave him living in squalor

Listen, I just give him a paycheck I don't tell him how to spend it.

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