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threelemmings: A jellyfish!

Dear people of BYOB,

My wife was recently slanderously reported for having an inappropriate username in a game. She was "super rawr time", which you can agree is cute and powerful. Due to the obvious profanity(?) inherent in the name she has to pick a new one (unless her report goes through) and I needed a brain trust clever enough to pick good usernames but pure enough that the names have nothing to do with racism or loving my mom.

Things my wife likes:

cats
dogs
data
"cute and powerful" things
Mr. Robot

She said my prompt was "perfect" which means I have given you plenty to work with. Don't let me down BYOB! In payment, I will attach pet photos please accept this offering

threelemmings fucked around with this message at 21:24 on Oct 2, 2020

# ? Oct 2, 2020 21:20

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# ? May 6, 2024 05:06

Diorama: i remember when all this was fields

Dr DataDog

Steel Lemming

Brent Spinal

Rami Meowlek

Screech 2.3

Dog N' Katzby

# ? Oct 2, 2020 21:33

Prof. Crocodile

Diorama posted:

Rami Meowlek

this going to be hard to beat

# ? Oct 2, 2020 21:35

threelemmings: A jellyfish!

Diorama posted:

Rami Meowlek

We will wait for more submissions but holy poo poo we're dying

A strong contender!

# ? Oct 2, 2020 21:35

Diorama: i remember when all this was fields

In Da Doghaus

Holefewds

~lordofdaguns~

Empressive

fingerpuppet

franklloydright?

# ? Oct 2, 2020 21:35

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

Diorama posted:

Rami Meowlek

Prof. Crocodile posted:

this going to be hard to beat

but also this:

Diorama posted:

Steel Lemming

# ? Oct 2, 2020 21:36

Diorama: i remember when all this was fields

ok i'm done I peaked too early

# ? Oct 2, 2020 21:36

Prof. Crocodile

if she likes Apache data mining algorithms and cats then maybe �mahout pussy� would be a good username.

that should be fine right? :shrug:

# ? Oct 2, 2020 21:44

Khanstant

Android Catdog, Mr Data's adorable luxury fully automatic space pet

# ? Oct 2, 2020 22:04

Manifisto

purrnigan & skritchy

kawaii cutlass

moister roboto

code SQL chase SQRL

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Oct 2, 2020 22:16

your friend sk: (ヤイケス!)

BIG DOG DATABASE

I like THE BIG DOG DATABASE more but it's too long

# ? Oct 2, 2020 22:25

Macnult

datawife

# ? Oct 3, 2020 00:08

take the moon: by sebmojo

Diorama posted:

Rami Meowlek

lol

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# ? Oct 3, 2020 00:24

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# ? Oct 3, 2020 00:25

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Itsy bitsy spider

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# ? Oct 3, 2020 01:02

Chewbecca: Just chillin' : )

Goodbye Kitty

# ? Oct 3, 2020 01:03

Doctor Dogballs: driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station

dude shootem

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# ? Oct 3, 2020 03:06

more falafel please: forums poster

Manifisto posted:

purrnigan & skritchy

underrated

all i need is a copy of p&s

thanks Saoshyant and nesamdoom for the sigs!

# ? Oct 3, 2020 08:42

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

butttheshitmanfart

# ? Oct 3, 2020 10:24

Chewbecca: Just chillin' : )

ButtTheShitWomanFart

# ? Oct 3, 2020 10:43

Diorama: i remember when all this was fields

FrogTheDryCog

# ? Oct 3, 2020 12:57

Twenty Four

Dora the Destroyer

# ? Oct 3, 2020 13:01

Prof. Crocodile

Twenty Four posted:

Dora the Destroyer

# ? Oct 3, 2020 13:19

Twenty Four

Prof. Crocodile posted:

I got to the end of the thread, glanced over at the TV and there was the trail end of some parody referencing the show and it just came to me. Solid user name even if it doesn't get used here I think.

# ? Oct 3, 2020 13:27

pixaal: All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.

Wide Eyed Pancake

# ? Oct 3, 2020 13:50

pixaal: All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.

The Fluffy Elephant

# ? Oct 3, 2020 14:02

Doctor Dogballs: driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station

Jimbellina

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# ? Oct 3, 2020 18:30

pixaal: All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.

Fully Sexual Snail with Human Titties

sig by owlhawk911

# ? Oct 3, 2020 18:40

threelemmings: A jellyfish!

Rami Meowlek, Empressive, and Dora the Destroyer, are leaders right now, though personally I love Wide Eyed Pancake and Itsy Bitsy Spider it calls to me.

She was also impressed someone thought "franklloydright" she does stained glass and is a fan of his works

I thought snails were hermaphrodites so I'll at least try Doubly Sexual Snail with Human Titties though it may be a hard sell. I will ask what she thinks of this later today.

# ? Oct 3, 2020 19:38