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The Something Awful Forums > Main > BYOB: BYOB BYOB BOYB BBOY YOBB YBOB BBYO?? > what if decomposing leaves smelled bad instead of good?
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beer pal

 what if that?

* # ? Oct 5, 2020 18:16
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alnilam

 *licks the decomposing leaf* blehhh



ty manifisto

* # ? Oct 5, 2020 18:17
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby

 I got olfactory synesthesia so I honestly have no idea what smells bad or good to other people

* # ? Oct 5, 2020 18:23
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beer pal

 [october 1st voice] welcome to stinky season

https://i.imgur.com/xQxnooW.png

* # ? Oct 5, 2020 18:26
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Evil Bob

've lived a thousand times. I found out what it means to be GBS.
they do be a stink wen letft in a pile on th e lwan thanks



* # ? Oct 5, 2020 18:38
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nut

 *finds decomposing leaves in my shirt pocket* whew i thought it was me

* # ? Oct 5, 2020 18:54
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google THIS

alnilam posted:

*licks the decomposing leaf* blehhh
* # ? Oct 5, 2020 19:51
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google THIS

 Vaulting over my dog rolling in a pile of poo poo to reach my kids before they jump into a pile of leaves.

* # ? Oct 5, 2020 19:55
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


 What if everything else smelled great when decomposing? We might actually appreciate the small, dead animals that cats bring to us as gifts.

* # ? Oct 5, 2020 20:07
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your friend sk

(ヤイケス!)




ugh. what is this nasty poo poo. horrible

* # ? Oct 5, 2020 20:15
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google THIS

 (walking past the kitchen) Ooh, what died in here?

* # ? Oct 5, 2020 20:16
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FutonForensic

 instead of jumping into leaf piles, dogs only jump out of it


* # ? Oct 5, 2020 20:33
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nut

 pepe le pew the skunk would like it i think

* # ? Oct 5, 2020 21:00
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Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns


 I’ve got one word to say to you: sauerkraut


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ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!
* # ? Oct 5, 2020 21:20
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beer pal

 all the ghouls & goblins come out in the fall since the upstanding folks stay inside to avoid the leaf stink

https://i.imgur.com/xQxnooW.png

* # ? Oct 5, 2020 21:23
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nut

 perhaps it could be spread on the farmer field

* # ? Oct 5, 2020 21:25
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Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns


 The real reason the pilgrims had the first thanksgiving was because it finally got cold enough for the leaves to quit stinking


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ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!
* # ? Oct 5, 2020 21:29
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vanisher

google THIS posted:

(walking past the kitchen) Ooh, what died in here?


alnilam posted:

*licks the decomposing leaf* blehhh



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* # ? Oct 5, 2020 22:07
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vanisher

 (Me, extremely animated while making a pitch on Shark Tank) so it's just like febreeze...



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* # ? Oct 5, 2020 22:08
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Nosfereefer

IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM
 the decaying smell of death of fall makes us appreciate the emptiness of winter, which in turn lets us appreciate the revival of spring and the blooming of summer. which again makes us lust for plant death

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* # ? Oct 5, 2020 22:12
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beer pal

 whoah heres another mind blower: what if instead of smelling like nothing, snow smelled like the opposite of nothing? what then?

https://i.imgur.com/xQxnooW.png

* # ? Oct 5, 2020 22:13
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Manifisto


 as to op's original question, leafblowers would be classified as chemical weapons

beer pal posted:

whoah heres another mind blower: what if instead of smelling like nothing, snow smelled like the opposite of nothing? what then?

ditto snowblowers


ty nesamdoom!

* # ? Oct 5, 2020 22:18
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take the moon

by sebmojo

google THIS posted:

(walking past the kitchen) Ooh, what died in here?

lol

* # ? Oct 5, 2020 22:40
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take the moon

by sebmojo

beer pal posted:

whoah heres another mind blower: what if instead of smelling like nothing, snow smelled like the opposite of nothing? what then?

environmental scientist 1: looks like the earths snow is starting to smell bad. i repeat, we have a snow problem.

environmental scientist 2: no problem? gotcha

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* # ? Oct 5, 2020 22:42
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N. Senada

My kidneys are busted
kids anxiously await news of whether tomorrow’s a snow day, a sense of dread lingers like the odor of snowflakes

:ghost: Happy halloween :ghost:
* # ? Oct 5, 2020 23:37
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N. Senada

My kidneys are busted
it’s the first snowflake of the season, people begin taping the bottom of their windows

:ghost: Happy halloween :ghost:
* # ? Oct 5, 2020 23:38
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N. Senada

My kidneys are busted
Alaska’s name is now Stinkburg

:ghost: Happy halloween :ghost:
* # ? Oct 5, 2020 23:38
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google THIS

 Contestants on Fear Factor racing to catch the most snowflakes on their tongues

* # ? Oct 6, 2020 03:01
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Slumpy

alnilam posted:

*licks the decomposing leaf* blehhh

slumpy
* # ? Oct 6, 2020 04:25
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Finger Prince


 Ginkgo leaves smell like barf when they decompose.

* # ? Oct 6, 2020 12:26
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alnilam

Finger Prince posted:

Ginkgo leaves smell like barf when they decompose.

No that's the fruit

* # ? Oct 6, 2020 16:13
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Twenty Four

Finger Prince posted:

Ginkgo leaves smell like barf when they decompose.

What if barf is actually delicious and dogs know something we don't.

* # ? Oct 6, 2020 16:23
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Chrs

 i misread the thread title and thought you said what if they smelled good instead of bad and I was very confused

* # ? Oct 6, 2020 17:06
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beer pal

 mirror universe byob, where water foe is asking what if they smelled good instead of bad

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* # ? Oct 6, 2020 17:54
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nut

 what if firespin was super effective against bladtoise

* # ? Oct 6, 2020 18:49
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take the moon

by sebmojo

nut posted:

what if firespin was super effective against bladtoise

:allbuttons:

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* # ? Oct 6, 2020 18:59
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Finger Prince

Twenty Four posted:

What if barf is actually delicious and dogs know something we don't.

Well guess what happens when your dog eats a bunch of barfy smelling gingko nuts off the ground. That's right, double barf and a trip to the vet.

* # ? Oct 7, 2020 00:34
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beer pal

 bump

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* # ? Sep 26, 2021 23:51
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Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs

beer pal posted:

bump
* # ? Sep 26, 2021 23:54
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# ? Apr 29, 2024 07:47
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Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns


 Leaf lands light to earth
Smell of mouldering brown leaves
Sweetly, goodly. Fall.


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ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!
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