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zimbomonkey
Jul 15, 2008

Tattoos? On MY black quarterback?

Oh cool he gets the Trump treatment now.

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3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

Bears giving me strong 2015 Broncos vibes but with better worse ??? QB play

zimbomonkey
Jul 15, 2008

Tattoos? On MY black quarterback?

3 DONG HORSE posted:

Bears giving me strong 2015 Broncos vibes but with better worse ??? QB play

How well can they headhunt?

WEH
Feb 22, 2009

Why would brady hold up four fingers if he actually thought it was fourth down? Either he forgot the correct signal or he was trying to pretend he was confused as to what down it was for an audience he views with contempt

Both are funny tho

The Puppy Bowl
Jan 31, 2013

A dog, in the house.

*woof*

WEH posted:

Why would brady hold up four fingers if he actually thought it was fourth down? Either he forgot the correct signal or he was trying to pretend he was confused as to what down it was for an audience he views with contempt

Both are funny tho

This is believable. Perfect encapsulation of a deeply pathetic man.

Or he's just a dum-dum. Either way a great night for America.

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!
The play after Triston Wirfs talked poo poo. I can't imagine this went down any other way.

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

zimbomonkey posted:

How well can they headhunt?

About as well as Cam can dive on a football, probably

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray
more von count memes pls

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH
Big Dick Nick hosed Tom again??!?!?

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray
give brady some glasses because he's having a lot of trouble reading the field

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris


Ok, I legit feel bad for him because he looks like he actually suffered a TBI and he doesn't know what the gently caress. Did he get hit before this?

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal

Manoueverable posted:

How the hell are the Bears 4-1???

Prior to the Bucs, the collective records of the teams they faced was 1-11 (Falcons & Giants are winless, Lions only won 1), so this is the first time they've beaten a legit opponent.

Hizawk
Jun 18, 2004

High on the Lions.

The Stafford-Caldwell comeback season was my favourite year of Detroit Lions.

I hope the bears fans truly enjoy this year as well.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

did his brain just glitch out there or what

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!
Arians is loving cool

https://twitter.com/gregauman/status/1314410218697175041?s=20

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
Week 4 is off to a great start!

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

WEH posted:

Why would brady hold up four fingers if he actually thought it was fourth down?

BAH GAWD TOMMY IS A HORSEMAN :bahgawd:

Bird in a Blender
Nov 17, 2005

It's amazing what they can do with computers these days.

Brady trying to get the Colorado Buffaloes treatment and failing. NFL is finally on to his cheating ways.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Ches Neckbeard posted:

The play after Triston Wirfs talked poo poo. I can't imagine this went down any other way.



Mack just flipped a guy who probably has 80 pounds on him. :stare:

Looks like he took a turn for the Wirfs!

Paint Crop Pro
Mar 22, 2007

Find someone who values you like Rick Spielman values 7th round picks.



Quiet Feet posted:

Mack just flipped a guy who probably has 80 pounds on him. :stare:

Looks like he took a turn for the Wirfs!

Apparently Wirfs was also a 2A wrestling champion in high school lol.

Mack is a bad bad man.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



There's a reason that Tom Brady went down a few times when he was barely touched. He did not want to get hit full on by Mack.

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen

Paint Crop Pro
Mar 22, 2007

Find someone who values you like Rick Spielman values 7th round picks.



Mr. Nice! posted:

There's a reason that Tom Brady went down a few times when he was barely touched. He did not want to get hit full on by Mack.

In all fairness Brady does that basically every time he is gonna get hit big.

The guy's pocket awareness if off the charts and you never see him take a huge hit.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Mr. Nice! posted:

There's a reason that Tom Brady went down a few times when he was barely touched. He did not want to get hit full on by Mack.

Tom has been diving for years.

And that's after considering his olineman have been holding without consequence for most of his career.

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Mr. Nice! posted:

There's a reason that Tom Brady went down a few times when he was barely touched. He did not want to get hit full on by Mack.

There is a reason he's still playing at 43

AndwhatIseeisme
Mar 30, 2010

Being alive is pretty much a constant stream of embarrassment.
Fun Shoe
You know, in a season where the Eagles are only half a game less of a dumpster fire than the rest of the NFC East, and where everyone playing is probably going to be dead of Covid by Thanksgiving, it's the simple things like Nick Foles beating Brady that really hearken back to a simpler, happier time. A time when life was full of optimism and quarterbacks could be expected to reliably count to four.

Magicpants
Sep 15, 2011


Certified Poster

a neat cape posted:

There is a reason he's still playing at 43

yeah avacados and expensive water

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







also cheating

Fifty Three
Oct 29, 2007

WEH posted:

Why would brady hold up four fingers if he actually thought it was fourth down? Either he forgot the correct signal or he was trying to pretend he was confused as to what down it was for an audience he views with contempt

Both are funny tho
he just refuses to hold up a fist

wandler20
Nov 13, 2002

How many Championships?
I walked into my mom's (Vikings fan) office this morning and she just held up 4 fingers. gently caress.

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.

Ches Neckbeard posted:

The play after Triston Wirfs talked poo poo. I can't imagine this went down any other way.



I really thought Mack would get flagged for that, and I'm really glad he didn't.

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

wandler20 posted:

I walked into my mom's (Vikings fan) office this morning and she just held up 4 fingers. gently caress.

Lol

really queer Christmas
Apr 22, 2014

wandler20 posted:

I walked into my mom's (Vikings fan) office this morning and she just held up 4 fingers. gently caress.

Sounds like you have a good mom OP

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF
The best part of that game was Tom Brady forgetting how to count, because he's old.

The worst part was everything else.

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


nick foles Just Wins Games

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

Tom ?rady

A big flaming stink
Apr 26, 2010
Lmao jon gruden willingly gave up one of the best defensive players in the league

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Tom Brady knew how many downs there were this was just the fault of that weaselly Cardassian referee.

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Black Sunshine
Apr 4, 2004

LEFT 4 DEAD IS A LOT LIKE FOOTBALL - I JERK OFF TO BOTH

A big flaming stink posted:

Lmao jon gruden willingly gave up one of the best defensive players in the league

I'll always love and root for Mack and mostly still hate the trade on pure principal alone, however..

we essentially got Josh Jacobs, Damon Arnette and Bryan Edwards for him. Jacobs is a franchise running back and the other guys are promising rookies so maybe when it's all said and done everyone "wins" the trade?

or maybe it's just what I have to say to avoid crying myself to sleep every night knowing we traded away the best Raider lineman since Howie Long in the prime of his career

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