NORMIES versus CREATIVE PPL

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AARD VARKMAN: May 17, 1993

From that website's "20+ Comics That Prove It’s Not Easy Being a Woman, but We Sure Are Great at It"

what

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Empty Sandwich: Apr 22, 2008; goatse mugs

Matlack Radio posted:

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Pick: Jul 19, 2009; Nap Ghost

Frank Frank posted:

I�m the woodpecker

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Prof. Crocodile: Jun 27, 2020

TheAardvark posted:

From that website's "20+ Comics That Prove It’s Not Easy Being a Woman, but We Sure Are Great at It"

what

you would understand if you were more creative. have you tried wearing a vest?

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Snackula: Aug 1, 2013; hedgefund wizard

RepeatingMeme posted:

Creative people sure seem like HUGE NERDS.

Gonna round up a mess of normies and form a swirly brigade to knock some sense into those dweebs

They're just going to imagine they're a vest wearing mermaid or something.

# ? Oct 10, 2020 19:28

Icochet: Mar 18, 2008; I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~; Grimey Drawer

Say you wear a vest and play bass in a heavy rock band, are you a creative? There's nothing under the vest. Just a vest.

Completely hypothetical.

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Bleusilences: Jun 23, 2004; Be careful for what you wish for.

Pick posted:

*Continue to take magic mushrooms that makes her hallucinate.*

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Pick: Jul 19, 2009; Nap Ghost

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Dandywalken: Feb 11, 2014

Lmao

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Khanstant: Apr 5, 2007

creative people wear shoes on couch but not while walking in the woods

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ClamdestineBoyster: Aug 15, 2015; Can't post for 10 years!

Oh I am DEFINITELY a creative person. :haibrow:

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Pick: Jul 19, 2009; Nap Ghost

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Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

TheAardvark posted:

From that website's "20+ Comics That Prove It’s Not Easy Being a Woman, but We Sure Are Great at It"

what

I mean the breasts one makes sense. Definite pros and cons, and it's easy to see the grass is greener on either side.

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Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Like think about how your breast size affects your choices for vests.

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Athanatos: Jun 7, 2006; Est. 1967

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Prof. Crocodile: Jun 27, 2020

TheAardvark posted:

wait stop. hold on. so when my gf says she is going jogging with her friend susan they are actually sleeping together? am i reading this correctly?

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Colonel Cancer: Sep 26, 2015; Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Creative people wear fedoras now? Ugh

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SerialKilldeer: Apr 25, 2014

I think woodpeckers are pretty cool without pretending they�re dragons, guess that makes me boring.

Did you know that woodpeckers� tongues are super long and wrapped round their skulls? And that different species have different, recognizable tree-tapping rhythms?

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Colonel Cancer: Sep 26, 2015; Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Woodpecker's name translates as "glory hole bird" directly in Finnish. The more you know!

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old bean factory: Nov 18, 2006; Will ya close the fucking doors?!

creative people can't see for poo poo lol

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Snackula: Aug 1, 2013; hedgefund wizard

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Pick: Jul 19, 2009; Nap Ghost

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JumpinJackFlash: Nov 15, 2001

Creative people should invest in a carbon monoxide detector

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veni veni veni: Jun 5, 2005

U know you are creative if you can't enjoy life without imagining it as a fantasy world that someone else created.

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kecske: Feb 28, 2011; it's round, like always

the voice of :toxogond:

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Pick: Jul 19, 2009; Nap Ghost

veni veni veni posted:

U know you are creative if you can't enjoy life without imagining it as a fantasy world that someone else created.

where they're an elf, a wizard, and a hobbit all at ONCE because they're SPECIAL dammit :qq:

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Khanstant: Apr 5, 2007

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Who What Now: Sep 10, 2006; by Azathoth

Pick posted:

Creatives are apparently racist as hell

E: f, didn't realize there were already so many posts!

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Inept: Jul 8, 2003

jesus christ this website. this is unedited

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Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Prof. Crocodile posted:

wait stop. hold on. so when my gf says she is going jogging with her friend susan they are actually sleeping together? am i reading this correctly?

YES and the sex is ROUGH.

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Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Inept posted:

jesus christ this website. this is unedited

what

Is this some incel bullshit?

# ? Oct 10, 2020 20:18

Icochet: Mar 18, 2008; I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~; Grimey Drawer

Creative incel multiclass

the perfect warrior

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Pick: Jul 19, 2009; Nap Ghost

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Pick: Jul 19, 2009; Nap Ghost

Khanstant posted:

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AARD VARKMAN: May 17, 1993

Khanstant posted:

lmfao

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Who What Now: Sep 10, 2006; by Azathoth

The other articles approach Wikihow levels of crazy

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Icochet: Mar 18, 2008; I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~; Grimey Drawer

Khanstant posted:

While the right panel is also genius, the left one is loving gospel

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Farmer Crack-Ass: Jan 2, 2001; this is me posting irl

Pick posted:

throw a NWS and spoiler tag on that poo poo!

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BigBadSteve: Apr 29, 2009

Pick posted:

Enjoy waiting til doomsday for ypur pretend dragon to roast your chicken with hot air, while I'm shovelling real delicious hot roast chicken into my maw as fast as it'll go, oh yeah!

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RepeatingMeme: Dec 27, 2012; this place is not a place of honor

no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here

nothing valued is here

what is here was dangerous and repulsive to us

this place is best shunned and left uninhabited

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