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Chewbecca: Just chillin' : )

The year is 2060, and Jeffrey is celebrating 40 years ownership of the world's most popular and
successful comedy website. He's a man of untold influence and obscene wealth.

But what about us, the common folk of BYOB? Unsurprisingly our families have long abandoned us and we're no longer of any use to society so we've been shunned to the old folks home (ahem, sorry, "aged care facility" to live out our golden years.

So what y'all doing?

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# ? Oct 11, 2020 11:42

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# ? Apr 30, 2024 13:07

Chewbecca: Just chillin' : )

I'm eating Vegemite toast and high protein supplement which has been blended together into a fine paste, and offering people spoonfuls as they walk past

# ? Oct 11, 2020 11:48

Diorama: i remember when all this was fields

we were yobbers once,
and young

# ? Oct 11, 2020 11:58

Heather Papps: hello friend

constantly asking my nurse if they have any pets or crimes they want to share

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Oct 11, 2020 17:39

French Accent

stuck on my wheelchair looking at the sigs hall of fame, muttering to myself "this could have been me"

# ? Oct 11, 2020 18:13

more falafel please: forums poster

wishing I had a gf so I could watch her pour blue fluid on a depends 1x/day

thanks Saoshyant and nesamdoom for the sigs!

# ? Oct 11, 2020 19:11

Macnult

French Accent posted:

stuck on my wheelchair looking at the sigs hall of fame, muttering to myself "this could have been me"

(in this universe hammock cat is 41 years old and very healthy)

# ? Oct 12, 2020 01:44

blaise rascal: "Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke of Pearl...."

sk posted:

(in this universe hammock cat is 41 years old and very healthy)

whoa

ty vanisher, ty khanstant

# ? Oct 12, 2020 02:15

Cobalt-60: by Azathoth

Joke's on you, I'm not living another 60 years

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# ? Oct 12, 2020 02:20

Khanstant

I showed up but now she's screaming at me to get out of her house???

# ? Oct 12, 2020 03:03

Gene Hackman Fan: by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

"your great aunt used to post in byob 1.0, you know"

'that's nice, grandpa, the nurse said you're having apple pie tonight"

"and she had a shel silv--it's friday already?"

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# ? Oct 12, 2020 03:43

google THIS

As in the climactic scene from the Pixar movie Coco, I sit there catatonic in my wheelchair, occasionally muttering "ButtTheShitmanFart? ButtTheShitmanFart is posting?"

My great grandson runs into the room and starts strumming on a guitar. "Hurf de durf," he shouts, "it's BYOB time!"

My eyes focus.

# ? Oct 12, 2020 04:14

google THIS

ButtTheShitmanFart is now firmly wedged in my phone's predictive text btw

# ? Oct 12, 2020 04:15

Chewbecca: Just chillin' : )

When someone says something funny during the knitting circle we all just repeat it over and over without adding anything

# ? Oct 12, 2020 07:05

owlhawk911: come chill with me, in byob

posting, duh

https://giant.gfycat.com/PlasticAngryHousefly.webm
_{this sig a mf'n vanisher joint. gobbos by khanstant}

# ? Oct 12, 2020 07:14

Drink-Mix Man: You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Chewbecca posted:

When someone says something funny during the knitting circle we all just repeat it over and over without adding anything

# ? Oct 12, 2020 08:15

Gross Dude: Gross Dude

*Logging in to post about the time 40 years ago when Diorama posted about the time that bic posted about the time that Midget Porn posted the BYOB Reggae*

Gross Dude fucked around with this message at 08:42 on Oct 12, 2020

# ? Oct 12, 2020 08:40

nut

endless cracking sounds coming from the hips of my av

# ? Oct 12, 2020 11:36

pixaal: All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.

just 9 more years guys and it's 2069, or as the kids are saying the winter of 69.

# ? Oct 12, 2020 12:39

Diorama: i remember when all this was fields

planning a sweet party for 20/4/69

# ? Oct 12, 2020 12:44

JhatDontMessOk

Im eating dry vag

# ? Oct 12, 2020 13:36

Bacon Taco: Now with extra narwhal meat!
HAIKOOLIGAN

sk posted:

(in this universe hammock cat is 41 years old and very healthy)

The BYOB Home for Advanced Posters implies a second BYOB Home for Not Good Posters, where I will be overthinking posts that aren't very good in the first place. So, 2060 will be a lot like today!

# ? Oct 12, 2020 18:48

your friend sk: (ヤイケス!)

Bacon Taco posted:

The BYOB Home for Advanced Posters implies a second BYOB Home for Not Good Posters, where I will be overthinking posts that aren't very good in the first place. So, 2060 will be a lot like today!

Advanced as in Advanced Age! i believe all posters can be friends and hang out no matter how bad they may be at posting

# ? Oct 12, 2020 19:48

your friend sk: (ヤイケス!)

JhatDontMessOk posted:

Im eating dry vag

worked in the kitchen of a nursing home for about a year, and it turns out the residents are always sneaking into each other's rooms at night to gently caress :biglips:

# ? Oct 12, 2020 19:52

pixaal: All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.

Do they only get game boy advanced there?

# ? Oct 12, 2020 20:10

Evil Bob: 've lived a thousand times. I found out what it means to be GBS.

A kitty swinging in a hammock in the corner of every room

# ? Oct 12, 2020 20:21

Bacon Taco: Now with extra narwhal meat!
HAIKOOLIGAN

sk posted:

Advanced as in Advanced Age! i believe all posters can be friends and hang out no matter how bad they may be at posting

Thanks friend! :hfive:

# ? Oct 12, 2020 21:37

Bacon Taco: Now with extra narwhal meat!
HAIKOOLIGAN

sk posted:

worked in the kitchen of a nursing home for about a year, and it turns out the residents are always sneaking into each other's rooms at night to gently caress

My partner works as a medtech at an assisted living and she can confirm. I find that reassuring and exceptionally gross at the same time.

# ? Oct 12, 2020 21:39

Prof. Crocodile

crocheting a nice sig for my grandson, even though i know that deep in my heart he'll only put it in his user control panel when he comes to post with me on holidays.

# ? Oct 13, 2020 02:47

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

Prof. Crocodile posted:

crocheting a nice sig for my grandson, even though i know that deep in my heart he'll only put it in his user control panel when he comes to post with me on holidays.

# ? Oct 13, 2020 04:19

your friend sk: (ヤイケス!)

Prof. Crocodile posted:

crocheting a nice sig for my grandson, even though i know that deep in my heart he'll only put it in his user control panel when he comes to post with me on holidays.

lol

# ? Oct 13, 2020 20:00

nut

bingo night grinds to a halt whenever 69 gets pulled

# ? Oct 13, 2020 20:10

pixaal: All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.

nut posted:

bingo night grinds to a halt whenever 69 gets pulled

Oh 69,

I 69!!!!! We really need to play with bigger numbers so we can get I-69 and well okay we can't get 420 on a bingo card until 69 is B. Do all the letters need the same number of numbers?

sig by owlhawk911

# ? Oct 13, 2020 20:45

Heather Papps: hello friend

what do you mean you are going to stop bringing in the therapy dogs and cattes and birds and spiders and snakes? they are petting them too aggressively? i... let me talk to your manager, please, if i have to tell them animal day is cancelled i don't know what they'll do to me!

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Oct 13, 2020 21:55

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# ? Apr 30, 2024 13:07

Heather Papps: hello friend

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Oct 13, 2020 22:25

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