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wishing I had a gf so I could watch her pour blue fluid on a depends 1x/day
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Doctor: I'm afraid you have three years left, at best.
Me: (glancing at the calendar and slipping the doc a 20) I'm sure we can make six more happen, right?
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Oct 12, 2020 01:03
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As in the climactic scene from the Pixar movie Coco, I sit there catatonic in my wheelchair, occasionally muttering "ButtTheShitmanFart? ButtTheShitmanFart is posting?"
My great grandson runs into the room and starts strumming on a guitar. "Hurf de durf," he shouts, "it's BYOB time!"
My eyes focus.
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Oct 12, 2020 04:14
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ButtTheShitmanFart is now firmly wedged in my phone's predictive text btw
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Oct 12, 2020 04:15
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