How do you raise Superman?

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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Debate & Discussion > How do you raise Superman?

Kaal: May 22, 2002; through thousands of posts in D&D over a decade, I now believe I know what I'm talking about. if I post forcefully and confidently, I can convince others that is true. no one sees through my facade.

I'd just say have a little faith in people. People raise children all the time without turning them into school shooters. Good parenting would be more than sufficient for a teenage Superman. Flying/Laser-eye infant would be akin to raising chimps or gorillas, who quickly become much stronger than their zookeepers - but you show them love, you establish humane barriers for everyone's safety, and they grow up perfectly well-adapted. Maybe Supertyke's adoptive parents would need to set up a kryptonite habitat / safe room to get through the Terrible Twos, but that's usually why pre-adolescents aren't given powers in fiction.

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