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Shardy
Jun 21, 2000
I'm a sticky snake!
Got time to lean, got time to clean. You, I mean. I'm paid for what I know, not what I do.

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Shardy
Jun 21, 2000
I'm a sticky snake!
*only takes payments in cash in TYOOL 2021 because it's easier to underreport revenue and embezzle*

Can't believe all these workers would rather stay on unemployment than come work for the below-market wages I pay. We'll see what happens to wage rates when unemployment runs out and everybody's competing for the same jobs :smuggo:

*doesn't have enough personal or business cash on hand to keep business afloat until then because that money's already been stolen and spent, can't get a big enough short-term loan due to (artificially) low revenues*

Shardy
Jun 21, 2000
I'm a sticky snake!
*looks at vinyl decal on back window of my full size pickup that says "Success isn't owned. It's leased, and rent is due every day" in 4 inch high letters*

drat, this labor shortage is a real humdinger. I really gotta compete for good labor - any labor. Really gotta hustle. What can I say to really motivate people to want to work for me? Oh wait, I'll use the old standby! Here goes:

YOU SHOULD BE GRATEFUL TO WORK HERE

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