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We're literally out of money and have to lay off people and my credit is poo poo but I think the solution to all our problems is selling a lovely 3 axis cnc machine to no one (priced too high) and constantly talking about buying a 5 axis machine We're hemorrhaging money left right and centre, but I think it would be cool if we put the garbage cans on a platform with casters and make a little mobile garbage cart thing to solve all our issues Elon Musk is my hero I suggested to Transport Canada that we could put rockets on the outside of a drone in case of emergency landings I am the small business owner.
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# ¿ Oct 13, 2020 19:20 |
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# ¿ May 16, 2024 10:26 |
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I signed up for a 20' x 30' exhibition space with no previous trade show experience or materials ready for showing and then hosed off to Nova Scotia right before the show I am the small business owner
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# ¿ Oct 13, 2020 19:21 |
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I hate the smell of coffee so you're not allowed to have coffee in this tiny room we call an "office"
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# ¿ Oct 14, 2020 15:47 |
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You think I actually want to be here day in day out? No! I want to pay you a measly salary to run the place while I stay at home with my kids!
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# ¿ Oct 16, 2020 16:11 |
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Listen up - we're going to have to implement a no headphones rule as I've noticed that when you're trying to zone out the busy office and actually get work done I can't just blindly shout at you from the next office over so we're going to ban headphones across the board. Also hey, you know technology - can you fix my outlook for me?
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# ¿ Oct 16, 2020 19:08 |
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# ¿ May 16, 2024 10:26 |
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Hey I have a bunch of whiteboards on the wall, and I like to put really sensitive financial data up there so I can look at it, right? My idea is that we can put blinds over the whiteboard and then when customers/vendors come in, I can just close the blinds and then they can't see it. Top priority - I need it done now. Customer is coming by in 15 minutes.
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# ¿ Oct 16, 2020 19:09 |