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Slotducks
Oct 16, 2008

Nobody puts Phil in a corner.


We're literally out of money and have to lay off people and my credit is poo poo but I think the solution to all our problems is selling a lovely 3 axis cnc machine to no one (priced too high) and constantly talking about buying a 5 axis machine

We're hemorrhaging money left right and centre, but I think it would be cool if we put the garbage cans on a platform with casters and make a little mobile garbage cart thing to solve all our issues

Elon Musk is my hero

I suggested to Transport Canada that we could put rockets on the outside of a drone in case of emergency landings

I am the small business owner.

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Slotducks
Oct 16, 2008

Nobody puts Phil in a corner.


I signed up for a 20' x 30' exhibition space with no previous trade show experience or materials ready for showing and then hosed off to Nova Scotia right before the show

I am the small business owner

Slotducks
Oct 16, 2008

Nobody puts Phil in a corner.


I hate the smell of coffee so you're not allowed to have coffee in this tiny room we call an "office"

Slotducks
Oct 16, 2008

Nobody puts Phil in a corner.


You think I actually want to be here day in day out? No!

I want to pay you a measly salary to run the place while I stay at home with my kids!

Slotducks
Oct 16, 2008

Nobody puts Phil in a corner.


Listen up - we're going to have to implement a no headphones rule as I've noticed that when you're trying to zone out the busy office and actually get work done I can't just blindly shout at you from the next office over so we're going to ban headphones across the board.

Also hey, you know technology - can you fix my outlook for me?

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Slotducks
Oct 16, 2008

Nobody puts Phil in a corner.


Hey I have a bunch of whiteboards on the wall, and I like to put really sensitive financial data up there so I can look at it, right?

My idea is that we can put blinds over the whiteboard and then when customers/vendors come in, I can just close the blinds and then they can't see it.

Top priority - I need it done now. Customer is coming by in 15 minutes.

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