*Runs the dump like a tyrant king* *insanely smug about it but throwing away profit at all times* *gets kicked out of a low grade country club for not paying*
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# ¿ Oct 13, 2020 03:05 |
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# ¿ May 16, 2024 11:30 |
Bad Purchase posted:the bastards up at city hall are telling me i can't empty my septic system in the local creek just do it i dump my chromium waste down the storm drains every day
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# ¿ Oct 13, 2020 03:37 |
*installs incompetent spouse as book keeper* *the money is hosed for some unknown reason* *blame the employees for loving around all day*
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# ¿ Oct 13, 2020 03:38 |
i think we should base prices on how much money i want to make for each item, not how much the market is willing to accommodate
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# ¿ Oct 13, 2020 03:39 |
The Bird posted:Hello Sole Applicant! oh jesus christ lol it burns like salt on a slug oh man this is a real one
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# ¿ Oct 13, 2020 03:46 |
i'm going to have a rediculous antique system of billing and paperwork that requires manual typewriting from my past-retirement age mom in order to get anything done, and she will be paid far more than you.
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# ¿ Oct 13, 2020 03:48 |
i'm going to basically handle credit cards in the exact completely wrong and illegal manner and then arbitrarily pick whoever seems nerdy to investigate the legal compliance standards and then refuse to implement anything even close to correct, because that's not the way we did it in the 80s, just sign on it saying we did everything right and hope we never get caught oh no we're getting repeatedly sued we better do everything we can to evade discovery
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# ¿ Oct 13, 2020 03:51 |
has a nephew make a website straight outta 2004
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# ¿ Oct 13, 2020 03:52 |
i have a weird conceptualization of how everything works that is not really tethered to reality but i'm just gonna try and force everything to work the way i think it should. I love trump and try to pull insane power moves like he does all the time even though it never worked even once.
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# ¿ Oct 13, 2020 03:54 |
i have not realized that inflation is a thing and i am super pissed all this decade old equipment can't be resold like new and am enraged at the cost of materials these days, it's all a personal attack on me and MY BUSINESS STRUGGLES
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# ¿ Oct 13, 2020 03:59 |
i am going to take up an expensive hobby i loving suck at, such as getting a pilot's license or perhaps formula 1 lessons somehow
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# ¿ Oct 13, 2020 04:12 |
We're going national. Sky's the limit.
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# ¿ Oct 13, 2020 04:43 |
oh crap we're defaulting on all the loans
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# ¿ Oct 13, 2020 04:43 |
when bad stuff happens it's we've hosed it up when good stuff happens i did it
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# ¿ Oct 13, 2020 04:44 |
*doesn't pay the water bill, the company turns the water pressure all the way down* *fire martial asks what the gently caress is going on with the fire suppression situation* *makes up a fake document saying i have a halon system, even though those haven't been used in 20 years*
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# ¿ Oct 14, 2020 00:58 |
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# ¿ May 16, 2024 11:30 |
hehehe i'm really gonna stick it to the libs with this one make the website have this question when marks sign up for email updates
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# ¿ Oct 14, 2020 23:48 |