ITT we're small business owners

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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > ITT we're small business owners

Motherfucker: Jul 16, 2011; I certainly dont have deep-seated issues involving birthdays.

I've finally made it!

*stands proudly at the precipice of a grease-pit, black mold visible in the grout*

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# ¿ May 16, 2024 11:15

Motherfucker: Jul 16, 2011; I certainly dont have deep-seated issues involving birthdays.

Behind every mildly impressive fortune lies many many dumb little annoying crimes perpetrated by dumb little annoying people.

# ¿ Oct 15, 2020 13:57

Motherfucker: Jul 16, 2011; I certainly dont have deep-seated issues involving birthdays.

GolfHole posted:

*door bursts open and the stale stench of beer and cigarettes wafts into the store*

capsule vending machine guy: SUP GRAMPS
store owner: oh no, not again
capsule vending machine guy: I GOT A NEW MACHINE TO PUT IN HERE BUT IM WARNING YA ITS PRETTY YELLOW
store owner: ohh
capsule vending machine guy: HERES $1.25 THATS YOUR CUT FROM THE MONTH, ALSO IM TAKING THIS PLATE
store owner: ohhhhh

I like the idea that the natural predator of small business owners is the capsule machine guy.

# ¿ Oct 20, 2020 01:36

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